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Aperture Employee Pool - Free Swim!

2 Diving Boards: One for babyballs! One for cannonballs!

Pool Open To All Employees and family. (With Signed Consent.)
All Swimmers Must Wear Provided Suits & Goggles.
All Employees Must Wear Employee Badges or visitor name badges (To Identify Any Remains.)

**********WARNINGS**********
For your health, this pool has been chemically treated with Chemicals (which may cause a harmless frothing if injested by swimmers.)
For your safety, DO NOT run on slippery surfaces... we can't stress that enough.
For your health & safety, watch out for the "Lifeguards"

Par for this course? I'd say, less than 3 minutes.
Difficulty? My intern assistant, a hungover blind orc with diarrhea, did it with ease and grace.