How to Git Gud for Casuls [Warning: Extremely Extreme Guide]

If you're sick and tired of being bad at Dark souls 3 then this guide will teach you how to Git Gud. [Extreme pro tips and game knowledge from a proffessional Dark souls Pro in being Pro at PVP, viewer discretion advised] btw im really bad

class's n sh*t m8

A formal Introduction

waddup, lets get roooiigghhtt into the character creation u absolute stinky casul.

Lets build!!1

To begin with remmember to call yourself a really awesome name, i chosen "Master Pro Guy" because lore and sh*t, also made sure i went deprived coz every 1 knows thats the class of min maxing coz its cool. here are some things you gotta keep in mind when you create ur character:

• You gotta play as a man becoz only men play games, and woman than play are feminazis.
  
• You wanna be young coz we're all underaged secretly (dont tell my waifu plz)
  
• deprived best class since call of duty 3.
  
• u need to watch anime and be a weeb coz every person who plays DS3 is a weeb. (factz)

Here is a picture of how your finger lickin good character should have his sh*t in order etc idk fam:



Then you wanna make sure you choose the best startin' gift dawg, you dont wanna grab those gems or those twigs man, useless in PVP and sh*t. here is a picture of my startinggift.jpeg:



as you can see that the gift gives rlly good sh*t, like idk who gywn is or his knights but it sounds dope so lets take it, coz power is key to success.

now u wanna make your guy look scary coz they will loose moral coz they will get sp00ked?! maybe im not sure if they will.. but might aswell try, you wanna go red to show them you're evil and rekt people all the time and wanna have that green hair coz green means to stay away, think about posion and toxic, they're both green and you try to avoid it?!?! get me?!! here it is though:



now youre sorted, go kill the first boss which is the asylum demon, remmember 2 stab his booty till it bleeds.

how 2 look pro

Everyone knows fashion souls is the only way to play, if your character doesnt look like the most fabulous creation ever then just uninstall casul. I will know provide the optimal PVP fashion soulz checklist:

• Obnoxious and massive headgear so you can alert them wats up!
  
• The Fattest torso you can find so you can scare enemies.
  
• Wear a skirt coz everyone knows high level pvp pros wear skirts.
  
• wear those thorn gauntlets coz rollin is pro.

This is how youre amazin' and hip build should look like:



as u can see this build looks super duper sweet and can replace your old waifu. This build shows
the enemies that u aint playin no games and mean business.

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PRO TIP:remmeber to always point down, its the most honourable thing you can do in the game. You will get alot of nice comments on ur profile saying "Very nice fight! I see that you know what you are doing! Very Honourable! +rep"

its time to f-f-f-fight

so this is the big part of this whole of the guide! so pay attention casul, ama say stuff that may be too much to handle, so grab ur estus skrub.

the weapons are key in winning the game and duelz or invasions if you want to be that guy lol, you wanna use these weapons, these are 100% tested to be powerful and over powered. dont let From Software see this! or else we are all doomed and magic and katanas will take over the game, devouring us all and killing us slowing, burning and have to be taunt how 2 anime and japan.. so here are the weapons:

• Zwihander coz legendary, remmember you cant die with this or else u will be invaded by the one and only!!
  
• Butcher Knife because its already infused with bleed and toxic! (coz lore from ds1 or sumthing idk) it also gives you health which is cool.
  
• Caestus so you can have awesome moves like andre the merchant.

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oh no, everyone.. we're doomed.. its the one and only counter to my build.. magic spamming weaboo with a katanana! oh god the dex build is hurting my eyes..

this is where it ends.. we can't do anything.. we're f*cked.

Strange voice in the Distance: What r you? a casul?

Oh! could it be our savour! the anti-christ of Dex builds and all everything and everyone! do you have something to say to anyone reading this build?!

Giant dad: Git gud.

[Lord_Matius_The_Great]

100/10 do recommend

[coco]

tbh everyone's a furry, not a weeb.

[Grim Reaper]

IGN! IGN!! 10 OUTOUF `10 AJIAGNNN]N

[Ugugug Graaak]

Try tongue but hole.

[EasyMoney322]

What rings u got, bitch?

[Arcanyxia]

FIREKEEPER IS BEST AND ONLY WAIFU

[Bebop]

Derptacular.

[googa]

bro its easy you just have to try hard and think hard and youre gonna git gud

[=[*PoS*]= The Predator of Death]

I got a question dark souls is very hard on my nipples where is the easy mode because i like triple aaa hold my hands when i play a game..this game is difficulty how you turn it easy cuz like seriously they forgot to add easy mode like what do i look like no lifer? i got a job at mcdonald and burger king as you can see i provide for society and i think casuals should have a big role in dark souls cuz if you can't accept casuals you need to check your git gud privilege

[Yuwi]

Dont you have a Waifu? Mine is the peasant build <3 You can't live w/o crops