Weird/Funny Tips and Tricks in CSGO

Nothing in this guide wil give you a competitive advantage. Everything you'll find is useless and is used for humor purposes only.

How to vote to kick yourself

Open console and type

status

You should see something like this come up.




Find your name and the number right next to it. If you see two numbers then you will use the number next to the "#" sign.



Next type

callvote kick (Your Number)

Press enter and enjoy yourself as you just learned the coolest way to leave a deathmatch server.

How to put gaben in your console

Go to your steam library and right click on Counter Strike:Global Offensive. Next click properties then click "Set Launch Options"

In the launch options box type

-console

This will make your console appear in the main menu of CSGO every time you launch your game.


Next go to "steam/steamapps/common/Counter-Strike Global Offensive/csgo/cfg" and find a file called "autoexec". If there is no file, create one. Open your autoexec with notepad or notepad++ and copy and paste this script[onedrive.live.com] into it. Make sure to save it before exiting.

Now launch your CSGO and view the almighty lord gaben staring directly into your soul.

How to chat spam/spam binds

Warning
You can get kicked from valve servers and/or banned from community server's for doing this. Use carefully.

Using spam binds are very simple. Open console and type this

bind (KEY) say (MESSAGE)

An example of a working bind would be

bind "k" "say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

So every time I press K a lenny face will come up in chat. Spamming K will result in me spamming chat.

How to have an invisible name

This simple trick makes your name invisible on the scoreboard and in the kill feed.

In order to do this you'll have to download a .txt file that has a symbol on it. Just simply copy and paste the symbol, change your name, and your done.

Download the file {ODKAZ SMAZÁN}here

Once the file is downloaded open it and you should see this -



Now copy the symbol to your clipboard.
Next click on "View friends list" in the buttom right of your screen. You should see this -




Click the arrow next to your name and select "Change name".



Now simply replace your name with the symbol and exit the window.

Your name is now invisible in-game.

How to make it rain P250's

With one simple script you can show your wealth and love by making it rain P250's for everyone. Don't expect to do this on the first round, because you can't make it rain if you don't have any money.

Put this in your autoexec file and paste it into console -

bind (KEY) buy p250; drop

Now simply spam the key that you binded it to. For example if I had this in my autoexec

bind ";" "buy p250;drop"

Then I would spam the ";" key on my keyboard and let the p250's rain.

Side effect's may include loosing all your money, angry teammates, confused enemy players, p250 sqauds, and more

How to enter space (sv_cheats 1)

Before you start trying to do this trick it should be very clear that sv_cheats 1 should be enabled, otherwise this trick won't work. This means you can't do this on a public server it has to be a local server or a private server.

First thing to do is enable sv_cheats 1 by opening console and typing

sv_cheats 1

Next you just need 2 simple commands and you have take off. The first command is host_timescale. I'm not going to explain what this does but it's a really cool command and super fun to mess around with. To give you that space feeling were going to set it to 0.7 by typing in console

host_timescale 0.7

And just like that your half way done. One last command and your in space. Were going to use the sv_gravity command, which explains itself. It sets the gravity of the server for all players. Were going to set this to 600 by typing

sv_gravity 600

Welcome to space! There's alot of fun you can have with these two simple commands.

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[Zhu]

thank you for creating this i use it for very serious csgo competitive

[spicY]

10/10 guide love it thnx mate

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[Pnowy11]

This is very useful informatiion which will help me to rank up