"And people say germans have no sense of humor. Found this on my windshield today. I'm not even mad, it was funny :-)

(roughly translated: this is no ticket, but if it were for me, it would be two! Due to your idiotic, egoistical and your inconsiderate parking, you occupy space that would be enough for 20 camels including their drivers. Because you won't care anyway, i bid my farewell and wish you an engine-breakdown at 23h on the highway at -20°C and a wind force of 12. Additionally there shall be 1000 camelflee sneaking up your b**thole- at the very exact same time both of your arms are temporarily paralized! PS: If you park that stupid again, i will take a dump on your hood!)"