How To Be Friendly

Hello everybody! My name is Landeyx and today I bring you another guide! This time,I will teach you how to be a friendly mercenary,instead of a normal killing machine or a tryhard. Enjoy!

What's A Friendly?

A friendly is a player,usually a heavy,who crouches with his melee out and throws his sandvich (if he has one) at the enemy,wich heals them if they've gotten some damage.
Usually,the friendly wears some cute cosmetics to show that he isn't hostile to them.
However,not many people know what a friendly is,or just kill them. This is a "friendly" but I'm teaching you how to BE friendly. A friendly isn't limited to heavy,all players can crouch with their melee out to show that they're friendly. However,even boxspies and other TF2 creatures are friendly. Today,I'll only limit myself to the normal friendly.

How To Be Friendly

Being Friendly is easy,just crouch,get some cute cosmetics on,throw a sandvich at the enemies (if you're a heavy) and have fun,taunting usually works too and boxspies are guaranteed to book succes. The same for spycrabs,democrabs,bronies,lazyneers and others.
You see that being friendly is easy,and that's how we prevent TF2 from becoming a COD or CSGO game; In those games,there is only death,destruction,murder and grief. Only kids screaming in their mics,and as you can see,that's what TF2 is becoming. Sure,TF2 is meant to be a game like those but we don't want those kids right? (Landeyx has nothing against kids,they're beautifull and cute people who have much to learn and who're mostly smarter then the older people.)
That's why Valve implemented taunts and funny cosmetics to prevent TF2 from becoming that.

That's what's scary about TF2,more and more tryhards are coming.
And what should we do to stop them?
Be friendly.
If they see that we're just standing arround,dancing,they will find this boring and just leave the game. The raging kids will quit after a while,but most of them will just kill the friendlies,begin to find it boring that they're so "good" and leave.
So that's why you should be friendly,and how you can be friendly.

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