A tf2 documantary: heavy

Begining

Hello welcome to a tf2 tutorial (sorta). Today i will whrite a documantary about heavy's, a tf2 class.
So there are lot's of way's to play heavy, and i know what your saying
"Toast m8, there's only one way to play heavy."
- Random guy 2016
And i know you lil peace of tryhard meat. But let me tell you a secret that even your gibus or pyrovision gogles dony know, there's more way's. But let's dig into this peace of fine dirt.

Hoovy

Probly my favourite heavy steriotype of a heavy, the Hoovy. This creature is extremely rare and has 3 form's:
-Friendly Hoovy
-Pootis Bird
-Bear Hoovy
All of these are extriemely rare and found in difrent server's

Friendly Hoovy:
Has usualy these item's:
-tough guy' toque
-tomislav
-sandvitch
-ham shank, holiday punch
Favourite spot:
-none
Favourite thing:
-throwing sandvitche's and being cute

Pootis bird:
Has usualy these item's:
-chiken kiev
-sandvitch
Favourite spot:
-none
Favoirite thing:
-being random

Bear Hoovy:
Has usualy item's:
-bear Necessities
-buffalo steak sandvitch
-warrior's spirit
Favourite spot:
-none
Favourite thing:
-fighting

For more info i recomend
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=651987923&searchtext=hoovy

Alian obsessed

(sorry for bad pic) Probly the rare'est kind of heavy that can be seen pretty often while halloween. This heavy belives that the end is neer, or shoud i say the end is high.No one know's what he think's about, but most think he is drunk or high as ♥♥♥♥. But who care's, but then let's get to the other ♥♥♥♥

Alian obsessed:
Usualy has:
-Conscientious Objector
Favourite spot:
-none
Favourite thing:
-hold a sign

Try Hard

The worst type of heavy's that kill (well at least try) anything on they're path. They allway's destroy conga party's (then they get kicked), friendly's, without any knowlage. In my opinion they should be train'ed by Tai Lopez to get that KNAWLAGE!!!!

Try Hard:
-gibus
-pyrovision ggl's
Favourite location:
-pub's
Favourite thing:
-conga party crushing

Fat Scout

The well knowed fat scout, well what shuold i say. Well let's say that someone ate to much sandvitch'es. The fat scout is well knowed for rushing with a stock shotgun, that sometime's can be realy effective.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD_XtW3liQE

The fatty
-shotgun
Favourite location:
-any
Favourite thing:
-rushing with shotgun's

Casual

The most popular heavy, it is neutral and never kill's a friendly or destroy's a conga party. They are realy polite and usualy has got nice cosmetic's.

The casual
-nice ♥♥♥♥ m9
favourite place:
-comunity server's
favourite thing:
-unendentified

That's all guy's

It's over go home

[gaidosas]

this tutorial actually helped. kinda.

[*TheReal*]

YAY I LOVE HOOVYS