How to not rustle your jimmies in a competitive game

In a competitive game you may get angry or something or even someone makes you angry.
It's either that Russian on your team or the entire enemy team or even the fact that you know that you will derank if you lose a game.
You get angry and you tryhard. While angry you become mean and rude and you try to tryhard a win which make you perform worse.

There is no need to rustle your jimmies my friend...
It's just a game.
You need to stay calm...
THAT'S why I created this guide to help you calm down during a competitive game

Calm down. Take a deep breath.

Remember that when you get angry you are not calm.
Not being calm means that you will perform worser because you are under stress which is bad
for your skill.
You don't want to be angry. You want to be calm.

Deep breath and remember:
It's just a game...it doesn't matter if you win or lose.
It's just a game.
The rank doesn't mean anything. It's just a label that you think that you know what it means ,but you don't.
It doesn't matter. Whatever happens in a game happens. Games are just for fun.
Deep breath and remember these wise words and you will calm down

Who ever is rustiling your jimmies doesn't understand your pain. Ignore them.

You may get angry at a player on your team or in the enemy team.They are insulting you or they
don't speak English.
They don't play well and it's slowly rustiling your jimmies. You can't control your anger at these players and then you start raging and insulting them and then they get angry and they do the same to you.

It's best for you to try to ignore them. Just mute that toxic idiot on your team and ignore the chat and you will be good to go and your perfomance will be good.

Remember if anyone is insulting or doing something or just being total trolls or noobs just let them.
As long as you ignore their actions or let noobs learn to play you will be fine.

Just be like in this picture





Also I know that I am using meme's ,but what can I do when the title of this guide is a meme?
Just you know be like that picture up above.
K?

Hope this guide helped you

I hope this ... uhh guide helped you control your anger.
Remember that you will be playing CS:GO for fun ONLY and not for those picture you call a rank which doesn't tell you anything about you.
CS:GO is just a game...it's there to bring you fun,to make you feel relaxed not to make you angry.

If you get angry after reading this guide then I don't know how to help your jimmies ,but let me tell you one wise word:
"Whatever you do...remember...it's just a game"

[NicatsCage]

I have dem dank memes

[rflam]

you sir are a very wise memer

[Lacrimosa_]

lol