How to be innocent and do nothing wrong

The Huey Emmerich Life Style

Step One

Have everything terrible in life happen to you.

Step Two

Make it seem like nothing bad has happened to you so that everyone hates you.

Step Three

Do a really bad job at making everyone think you did nothing wrong.

Step Four

Get high and tell them about all the evil things that you totally know about but it wasn't your fault.

Step Five

Do a lot of nice things for the people who hate you because you are a good person.

Step Six

Everyone still hates you because they're mean and it makes you sad.

Step Seven

Take a boat to far away in hopes of a better life.

Epilogue

Your son will cause no trouble for you or the whole world.
You have nothing to worry about.

[boomercore gaming]

i reread this frequently

[Neoyoshi]

Good thing his Son is an awesome guy.

[Sashka-サシュカ]

I failed at Step 7...

[Cogito Ergo Tsun]

YOU SHOULD BE ON THIS BOAT!

[Benny The Bull In The Hood]

instructions unclear
got dick stuck in toaster

[セクシュアル Energy]

cuck

[edgeboyo]

I won't dissapoint you father

[Nichie]

Oh NOOOO MY WHOLE LIFE IS SPOILED ;_;

[.㊎.㊍.㊌.㊋.㊏.]

playing a barbie would be help

[xdlan]

Still cucked by his own son.