How to Avoid Team Balance

Lets face it, nobody wants to get booted to the other team that is just about to loose. In this Walkthrough/Guide-thing I will be showing you some strategies I have developed during over the 480 hours clocked. (shutup I know)

Being on the right team

If your'e wondering "Hey, what does this even have to do with team balancing?" That is a good question. My answer to that is I have only developed one strategy so scroll ALL the way to the bottom to see that. If you want to hear my rambling, then keep going the way your'e going.

So, you think you can get out of team balanceing eh, soldier? well youv'e come to the right place. first, let me start with a personal story that has nothing even to do with tf2. One day, (or rather night now that I think about it.) I had a church activity at 5:00. I was SOOOOOOOOO sleepy. so much that i was half awake, half asleep. I didn't know this at the time but I was dreaming about swiping through iFunny. when i got out of my half dream state, I saw i had picked up a reference book and it looked like I was just rubbing it. everyone was staring at me. it was the most awkward moment in my entire life WITCH IS WHAT YOU'LL FEEL ONCE YOU GET TEAMBALANCED BY NOT LISTENING TO EVERY WORD I NEED TO TELL YOU.

Upgrading to Windows 10

Again, you are asking, "How does this even apply to Team Fortress 2?" I am not at liberty to answer that, but let me answer with a question, Are you treating your computer with the essentials? (sit here to ponder and regret your past decisions. Don't worry you can let it all out I'm not stopping you.) Now that that's aside, if you have Windows 7 or 8... um don't do anything I cant see your hands. However if you do run through Windows update if you dont see that tacky little icon near the time on the taskbar. That is your opportunity to upgrade! Of course it took me a few tries, but now I'm running Windows 10 64-bit. I can wait, follow the on screen instructions once you right-click in it and select "Upgrade Now"... wait this entirely off topic I am so sorry.

Why do my hands smell like peanut butter?

Oh yeah, last night I put on hand lotion.

How I got my name

HA you thought I was going to ramble again didn't you.

Youv'e made it here, Good work! (also thank the mouse wheel you used to get here they don't get enough credit for what they do.) So, Your'e playing the beloved game, Tf2 then you see it. You are now defending! YOU SUCK! YOU DIED. DON'T DIE BEFORE SEEING THE SIGNS IN CHAT! Thank you for your time good luck.






Yeah thats it, just don't die what did you expect a real console command its host_DONT_DIE_1

[big boobies real]

Equate ultra restoring skin therapy lotion. No I don't have diabeetus, it's just cold where I live and it dries my hands.

[Jerma Rat]

What lotion was it?