How To play CS:GO

This Guide will show you all you need to know to be good. Trust me i played like 300 hours of deathmatch i know how to defuse a bomb.(it's the space key, right?) Anyways you can learn all you need to know with this simple guide.

How To play

First you need to learn that your hitbox is bigger. You can aim Gaben just hates you. Enemies hitboxes are smaller making it harder to hit them. Kinda like trying to club a hobbit to death. Now what you need to do is aim right at their face. just the face. anywhere else gets 99 damage then you can't hit them again after that and you rage quit and uninstall.



You need Lucky Charms to be good. Eat them all day everyday. They give you luck if you only eat the marshmallows and eat them all. After eating All the lucky charms you go on CS:GO then what you need next is in the next section because the image won't fit.

Swag

Next you need Swag. Dress up like a wizard and change your name to xXxx_Swagging_It_Lol_xxXx. You will get so many complements. When you go onto servers talk like a Wizard. What does a wizard sound like you may ask. Well they sound like Gay British men.



Next you will get asked questions. What do questions lead to? interagation. now i don't know about you but interagations don't sound very good so make sure you tell them I reserve my right to the second amendment. Yeah, That's the right one. Also if your in another country simply dial 1-888-696-6969-696969696969696969696969669696969


Next When you are a Wizard you have the ablility to press escape-> Call vote-> Kick player-> last player alive. Trust me it's gonna pass and they won't then try to vote kick you. But remember you have the right to the second amendment so use your Wizard powers and shoot them all! SHOOT ALL YOUR TEAMATES

I'm sorry

I do not claim responsible for any brain cells lost after reading this or anyone commiting suicide after reading this. Blaim Obama or something like that.

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Nice meme

[The Frog Popper]

INCREDIBLE, made me better at minecraft