How to Mannrobics

The Sequel to the popular "How to Kazotsky Kick"-Guide is finally here! Learn how perform the new dance and get the most well-formed butt of the entire server.

Introduction

The Tough Break Update brings us new taunts. Good taunts like the Bucking Bronco. Great Taunts like the Badpipes. And the masterpiece, the legend, the one and only Mannrobics. A new Group Taunt, which means only one person has to be dumb enough to buy it in order to have everyone on the server enjoying it.
But is it really that easy? You will see that the Mannrobics take more skill and input than any other taunt and even some classes (Hello there Pyros and every loadout with an Airstrike in it).

But fear not, my not-yet-so-fabulous friend! For this guide is here to teach you how to use this amazing waste of someone's money correctly!

Starting the taunt

If you do not remember how to start a group taunt anymore from the previous guide, you can either check on that again here...

How to Kazotsky Kick 

A Guide for Team Fortress 2

By: New Meta Knight

This guide will teach you to become the best dancer in all of the glorious Soviet Union.

Or you can stick with me for a second, so I can explain it to you.

Do you own the taunt yourself? Well, equip it and start it with the G-Button.
Is someone else currently doing the taunt? Stand next to them, any direction will do, and press G. You have taunts equiped yourself? Press G twice.



Done. Your character is now doing some fantastic aerobicposes. Once he is finished with that, you can start moving around. And this is where the taunt turns into something special.

The fabulous Workout

Let us take a moment to look back at how Group Taunts evolved.

First, there was the Conga, where you'd dance and move forward. You were able to control the direction you were moving with A and D. And that was it.

Then, there was the Kazotsky Kick. You could stand still while performing it, move forwards and backwards at will, spin in a circle, or just make a gigantic tower of people. Because physics.

And now, Mannrobics. At first this taunt might seem a lot like the Kazotsky Kick, just with less Lenin-praising music. But there is something new to it. First of all, instead of having your character performing a little gesture or action every few seconds with the Kick, your character will dance and strike a pose when you start the Mannrobics. The Scout slams his butt, the Spy feasts on memes, the usual. After that, you will constantly hop around and clap while controlling just like the Kazotsky Kick.
But now! Behold! The secret to the taunt!

Are you ready my friend? Are you prepared to listen to the secret this taunt is holding, and that this entire guide has been building up to?
Are you?! Are you willing to have your image of this world as we know it shatter in the revelations of greatness approaching with the upcoming information?! On a level of mental highness to have your eyes falling out of your very own head when they are not able to comprehend the genius that Valve has blessed us with?!
Then continue reading and be amazed.

The secret is:

Pressing the left or right mousebutton.
Your character will now perform an additional new dancemove, free of charge! That is right folks, two special moves in one taunt! The Conga didn't even have one, just saying. The left mouse starts a new move, never seen before, while the right mouse will replay the workout your character did when first starting the taunt.

Best taunt, 10/10. Someone promote whoever on earth came up with this.

The end

Thank you for reading, my friends.
Now, get that butt in shape and start dancing. Because we all know nobody who spends money on Team Fortress 2 Taunts is doing sports in reallife anyway, might aswell get some aerobics done in the game.
Continue to praise Lord Gaben, give Valve all your money, and have a wonderful day.
Imagines mostly taken from https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/

[Haggis]

"Because we all know nobody who spends money on Team Fortress 2 Taunts is doing sports in reallife anyway".

[Elegardo]

hwo have mannrobic ad me to friends i can trade 1 key and 4 ref for this taunt

[Minion]

DUDE YOU FRIGING SAVED MY LIFE THANK YOU
!

[Christopher Moltisanti]

it ok
dosent feel like a guide though

[Zaninator]

Is good, is good.

[New Meta Knight]

Thank you sir, for fixing a fatal error in this guide.
Now it's perfect.

[Revengineer]

Are you aware that you do perform 2 different things when you press left or right mouse button?

[broccoliwaffle]

Great guide as always! Meta never dissapoints :3