All boss fights in a nutshell

All the boss fights of Undertale in a nutshell. (Spoilers)

Introduction

In this guide I will show you what each boss fight is in Undertale, in a nutshell. This guide does contain spoilers so proceed at your own risk. Also this is just for laughs, not how to beat each boss so if that's what your looking for, go to another guide. Also I'm not a comedian and I made this cause I was bored so don't hate if you did not find it funny. With all that out of the way, let's begin.

Toriel

Toriel's boss fight is a wave of the feels if your doing pacifist, or guilt if your doing genocide.
Pretty much, the pacifist boss fight is...
Player: "I DON'T WANNA FIGHT!"
Toriel: "DON'T CARE! GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
Later...
Toriel stops doing proper attacks.
Player: "HAHA! YOU CAN'T HIT ME!"
And then the feels.

And the genocide is...
Player attacks.
One hits Toriel.
Player: "Crud. Now I feel bad."
And then more feels and guilt.

Papyrus

Papyrus is a weird one in pacifist or genocide. And this is why...
Pacifist:
Player: "Hey Papyrus, I'm flirting at you."
Real Life Player: "What am I doing with my life?"

Genocide:
Player 1 hits Papyrus.
Sans is staring at player, shocked.
Player: "Sans don't hurt me."

Undyne (Pacifist)

Undyne has two very different boss fights, so I'll have 2 sections for her.
Undynes pacifist fight is quite simple...
Undyne: "HAHAHA! WHILE YOUR GREEN YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING!"
Player turns red.
Player runs away.
Undyne: "... SON OF A..."

Undyne the Undying (Genocide)

Undynes genocide fight is very hard, and this is why...
Undyne: "HEY I'M IMMORTAL!"
Undyne makes you do Dance-Dance-Revolution hard mode for the whole fight.

Mettaton

Mettatons fight is different in pacifist and genocide, so lets look at both.
Pacifist:
Player shows off a whole bunch while shooting at Mettatons attacks.
Mettaton: "WHY WON'T YOU DIE! Wait! Ratings are up! I don't have to kill you anymore!"
Logic?
Genocide:
Mettaton shows off new body.
Player craps their pants.
Player 1 hits Mettaton.
Player: "Da hell?"

Asgore

Asgore is rather interesting for the pacifist, but kinda the same for genocide.
Pacifist:
Asgore: "Now, to put you out of your comfort zone by destroying the mercy button!"
Player: "Crap."
Genocide:
Asgore: "Now, to..."
Player 1 hits Asgore.
Asgore: "Well crap."

Omega Flowey

This is where we get, spoilery. Omega Flowey is rather the same for both runs.
Pacifist AND neutral (there is no genocide Omega Flowey fight):
Omega Flowey appears.
Player craps pants.
Player is scarred for life.Later...
Player finally beats Flowey.
Flowey: "No, how... could... this... happen?"
Player: "IN YOUR FACE!"
Flowey reloads first save.
Player puts gun to head.

Pacifist Secret Boss

I won't reveal the secret bosses name in the title cause spoilers, but Asriel (Oh no I just spoiled it!) Is quite hard (acctually no, it isn't). Here's why:
Player: "Alright, let's do this. Epic final battle, LET'S GO YOU GOAT MOTHER..."
Music picks up and rainbows appear.
Player: "HOLY..."
Later...
Asriel attacks.
Player dies and starts crying.
Players soul respawns.
Player is confused.Later (again)...
Asriel: "CHARA! CHARA! CHARA!"
Player: "MY NAME'S FRISK! Dumb-ass."
Later (wow, I'm good at making jokes for this battle)...
Player wins fight.
Asriel and Frisk hug.
Player starts crying.
At the True ending.
Asgore: "It's... beautiful!"
Player: "Yeah, just... don't look over there, where all the war, poverty, corruption and Trump is."

Genocide Secret Boss

Yeah, more spoilers, this one is Sans, and pretty much what it is is this...
Sans kills player.
Player is confused.
Sans kills player again.
The cycle goes on for about five hours.
Player: "I'M SORRY I KILLED PAPYRUS! I DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!!"
Player then kills Sans.
Player: "IN YOUR FACE! I WON! SAY HI TO PAPYRUS FOR ME!"
Player starts dancing.
Player becomes a jerk.

The End.

Well, I hope you enjoyed me ruining your favourite boss battles. Now go onto the internet and fill your head with spoilers and Gaster theorys. I hope that you guys enjoyed. Undertale is legit one of my, if not my favourite games ever. Hope you enjoyed!

[Nines41]

accurate

[Cook]

OMG HAAHAHAHAHAH XD

[pepsiman]

this is accurate

[a]

what about sexy rectangle's quiz

[apiar.iist]

lol

[arikomo]

funny but not helpful

[FireManThe06]

Buuttttt we need another thing... THEE AMALGAMATES!!!!!!!

[FireManThe06]

Well the pacifast ending you got from Sr. Pelo

[sonicbuzzar]

I dont know

[sonicbuzzar]

what did I do with my life while fighting papyrus