Single Playthrough 100% Achievement Guide (+Gameplay Guide)

A detailed achievement guide organized by timeline for all of my achievement hunters out there who don't want to play the game repeatedly. Does feature some spoilers.

BEFORE STARTING THE GAME

"Acceptance"
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.


When Cartman asks what your name is, it will automatically say "Douchebag" in the box. You cannot change it, don't try to--just confirm your name is Douchebag. He'll ask if you're sure, confirm it is Douchebag again and you'll get the achievement.

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*PREP* "Day Walker"

User "Mikoto" brought to my attention that if you create your character with freckles it can also work towards this achievement by satisfying the freckles requirement, the opportunity to get this achievement will be on the first or second day

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*PREP* "Are We Cool?"



To prepare for this achievement, choose the Jew class.

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There are also things to keep in mind while playing--some achievements feature collecting items where some items could be missable, making you miss your chance on getting the achievement. Those achievements would be:


"Clothes ♥♥♥♥♥"
You've collected all of the available costumes.


"Full arsenal"
You've collected all of the weapons and costumes.


"More Popular than John Lennon"
Everyone in South Park is your friend.


"Chinpokolypse"
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.



There are more missable achievements than this, however you should have it in the back of your mind that you should collect things as much as possible when you find them. Always make sure to check everyone's pockets and open all safes/bags/etc. While not all items are missable, some are so you should stay vigilant. I will discuss these achievements and how to get them in much more detail in the "Missable Achievements" chapter of this guide.

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**MISSABLE** "No Child Left Behind"
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.


Something to keep in mind is that you want to keep your revive potions in stock and save your progress as much as possible because you can't let your buddy stay knocked out when a battle finishes if you want to get the "No Child Left Behind" achievement. If it happens, just reload the last save and start the battle over and be sure they don't stay knocked out if it happens. This has to be consistent throughout the entire game if you want the achievement.

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For The Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.


It is very important that you DO NOT SELL ANY ITEMS AT ANY POINT IN THE GAME BEFORE YOU SEE THE END CREDITS. The game is still playable on the same save after the credits play (which you can also skip) so you can get the other achievements after the credits.

Achieve Anytime

This is for the achievements that you can achieve at any point in the game.

"Made This For You"
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.



Go to any toilet and press A until the bar reaches the top before the time goes out. Get the turd from the toilet, it will go into your items. At the next battle, go into your items and use the turd, you will get the achievement then.

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"Pulling Mud"
In three separate battles, you've taken a ♥♥♥♥ in your pants.



You can either get this when fighting The Bard or in other battles by consuming Large Mana potion/foods, or enough Mana potions to make your meter overflow--keep doing this until you get the achievement.

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"Animal Cruelty"
You've farted on animals 25 times.



You can either fart on the cat by the bulletin board at City Hall 25 times or go into the woods and fight the dogs, farting on their knocked out bodies afterwards. Farting on the rats around town also counts toward this achievement.

User "Polly The Parrot" pointed out that you can get this achievement in the beginning by farting on Cartman's cat as well.

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"Mastery"
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.



Self explanatory, essentially level up an ability all of the way.

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"Shutout"
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.



Self explanatory.

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"Weapon Proficiency"
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.



Self explanatory.

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"Skilled Defender"
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.



Self explanatory.

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"Stay Down"
You've farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.



Self explanatory.

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"Avenger"
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.



Self explanatory.

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"Are We Cool?"
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.



If you had already chosen the Jew class, you'll get this achievement through completing Father Maxi's quest. To start it you can find him on a bench outside of Town Hall.

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"Canadian Handshake"
You've farted on people 100 times.



Self explanatory. Just go around farting on people, preferably stationary ones.

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"Make it Rain!"
You've spent $500.



Self explanatory. Buying the Hasslehoff surgery is expensive along with buying collectible weapons and costumes, so I wouldn't waste money randomly just to get this achievement if I were you.

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Any point after the 2nd night:

"Dog Whistle"
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.



Self explanatory. Go into the woods and beat the dogs in a battle, then switch to gnome form and fart on its knocked out body. You can also switch back to normal form and achieve the "Animal Cruelty" achievement by farting on the dog 25 times at this point.

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"Re-Buttal"
You interrupted 5 channel attacks with a fart.



Self explanatory, when an enemy begins channeling you must fart and interrupt them. The easiest fart to use would be Dragonshout. While you can get this achievement at any point in the game, it is easier to get it when fighting the gnomes or Craig's clones.

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"Ass of Fire"
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's ass.



Have Cartman as your buddy and fight 20 enemies (obviously not 20 at once), making sure Cartman's hit is the one that defeats them. The easiest way to get this achievement is by repeatedly using Cartman's "Burning Cloud" ability. I made Douchebag do minimal damage during battles to ensure that Cartman would have the critical hits.

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"Just Saying Hi"
You've farted on every buddy in the game.



Wait until you're able to use all of the buddies and fart on each of them one by one, switching them out. You can't get this achievement unless they are your buddy.

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"Friends in Strange Places"
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.



After completing the gnome's quest to get underpants (Underpants locations: Mrs. Cartman's bedroom, Stan's bedroom, Stan's parent's bedroom, Kyle's bedroom & Kevin Stoley's bedroom) , you will get a friend request from the gnome. To get a friend request from a crab person you must go deep into the sewers until you see one playing a drum. You must use your Nagasaki fart to break the rock. After you break the rock, you'll get a friend request from the crab person and will receive this achievement.

Missable Collectibles

This page has information gathered from other sources, these are those sources:

Missable Items/Collectibles

This is a really good indication where missable things are and when they occur.


"Poco Chinpoko"
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.



"Chinpoko loco"
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.



**MISSABLE** "Chinpokolypse"
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.



Please note that if you miss the "Chinpokolypse" achievement, you will NOT be able to get the "More Popular than John Lennon" achievement. By obtaining all of the Chinpokomon, you will get a friend request from the Chinpokomon corporation which is needed for the MPTJL achievement.

MISSABLE CHINPOKOMON IN ORDER:

Roidrat - In the attic sitting on the floor during the The Bard quest.

Bettlebot - Sitting on top of some monitors after taking the white crystal-powered elevator on the Alien UFO. Shoot it down to get it during the Alien Abduction quest.

Gunrilla - Sitting on some filing cabinets in the government meeting room with the voice recorder in it. Shoot down the chinpokomon to get it during the Gain New Allies quest.

Pterdaken - In a locker next to Token on the second floor of the school during the Attack the School quest. Open the locker and shoot it to knock it down.

Fetuswami - Right next to the automated turret in the Unplanned Parenthood during the Forging Alliances quest. You will see a fallen soldier holding a grenade. Shoot at it to blow him up and create a passage. Use the passage on the wall to collect this pink Chinpokomon.

Shoe - Use the anal probe on the exterior of Clyde's Fortress right before the fight with Craig. This is during the Beat Up Clyde quest.

(Information from source on top of page)

LIST OF ALL CHINPOKOMON
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"Shopaholic"
You have collected half of the available costume sets.



"Clothes ♥♥♥♥♥"
You've collected all of the available costumes.



"Full Arsenal"
You own all of the weapons and costumes.



Some of the clothing and weapons are missable, meaning if you don't get them than you can't get those achievements. Here is a list of these missable items in order:

MISSABLE ITEMS

Dodgeball - Loot all of the Hall Monitors when you are freeing Craig from detention during Call the Banners.

Mace of Restoration - After beating the Hallway Monitor Boss in Call the Banners, use the locker key you looted from him to loot the lockers in the hallway.

Elvish Shortbow - Looted off of one of the elves in the basement during The Bard.

Wood Elf Gloves - On an Elf in the attic during The Bard quest.

Crutch of Weakness - Loot Jimmy after you defeat him during the quest The Bard.

Wood Elf Hat - Loot the chest in Jimmy's room after defeating him during The Bard.

Alien Helmet - In a chest behind where Randy is getting probed during the opening of Alien Abduction.

Alien Ray Gun - Defeat the aliens on the other side of the force field after getting out of your cell in Alien Abduction.

Alien Suit - Loot the chest by the elevator after descending down during Alien Abduction.

Alien Gloves - Loot the alien by the security officer during Alien Abduction.

Tinfoil Hat - When returning to free Randy, you will notice a ladder now outside the door to his cell. Go down and fight the homeless man, and loot him.

Alien Probe - By the elevator powered by the white crystal during Alien Abduction.

SWAT Armored Headgear - Loot the SWAT team members that get taken out during the Gain New Allies quest.

SWAT Vest - Loot the SWAT team members that get taken out during the Gain New Allies quest.

SWAT Tactical Gloves - Loot the SWAT team members that get taken out during the Gain New Allies quest.

Stone Hammer - In a chest on top of the government facility building during the Gain New Allies quest.

Basketball - Loot the elf lying against the right-side wall in the cafeteria during the Attack the School quest.

Necromancer Gloves - Loot the elves after blowing up the barricade in the cafeteria during the Attack the School quest.

Necromancer Robes - On a Nazi Zombie Ginger in the school basement during the Attack the School quest.

Necromancer Hood - Attack the three kids on the second floor of the school and loot their bodies after fighting Stan/Butters during the Attack the School quest.

Class Specific Item Chest - In the fourth grade classroom before fighting Cartman/Kyle during the Attack the School quest to the left of the room. The items inside are based on your chosen class. Warrior = Lazer sword/ Mage = Star Wand/ Theif = Sword Breaker/ Jew = Sica Dagger of the Faithful. There are two other chests that also are class items but they are not missable

Gnome Gloves - After defeating the group of gnomes for the second time, loot their bodies during the Defeat the Underpants Gnomes quest.

Gnome Helmet - Climb the first set of wires right after going into the mouse hole during the Defeat the Underpants Gnomes quest.

Super Bouncy Ball! - With the Gnome Helmet above during the Defeat the Underpants Gnomes quest.

Gnome Clothes - After the cutscene with your parents, dodge the electricity to get back to a chest to loot it during the Defeat the Underpants Gnomes quest.

Gnome Pickaxe - Right before leaving the wall, but after defeating the three rats, loot the chests in the area during the Defeat the Underpants Gnomes quest.

Underpants Helmet - Loot the gnomes on top of your parents dresser during the Defeat the Underpants Gnomes quest.

Poison Grenade - Search a drawer in the Unplanned Parenthood hallway before going into Operating Room A. This is during the Forging Alliances quest.

Master Razor - Shrink yourself down in the records room and head into the vents. Defeat the rats and gnomes in your way to get to a bag to loot. This is during the Forging Alliances quest.

Lawn Dart - In a chest on the first floor of Clyde's fortress during the Beat Up Clyde quest.

Knight Gauntlets - On an enemy on a higher level of Clyde's fortress during the Beat Up Clyde quest.

Knight Helmet - Even further up in Clyde's fortress, in a chest during the Beat Up Clyde quest.

Knight Armor - After you defeat Craig, climb up the ladder and open the chest on the left during the Beat Up Clyde quest.

Vibroblade - This is found on the Nazi Zombie Bacteria, just after the iPhone in Mr. Slave's bum. This is during the Beat Up Clyde quest.

Condom Cap - After you turn the flashlight that scares the bats in Mr. Slave's bum, loot the chest directly ahead. This is during the Beat Up Clyde quest.

(Information from source on top of page)


HERE IS A LSIT FOR ALL COLLECTIBLE ITEMS

Missable Friends

"Daddy Issues"
You befriended your father.



Talk to your father after making at least 50 Facebook friends to receive this achievement.


"More Popular than Jesus"
You made friends with half of South Park.



**MISSABLE** "More Popular than John Lennon"
Everyone in South Park is your friend.



You really need to make sure you befriend everybody you come into contact with, along with making sure you find every Chinpokomon you can. Without all of the Chinpokomon, you won't get a friend request from the Chinpokomon corporation meaning you can't get this achievement.

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MISSABLE FRIENDS:

Clyde - You must accept his friend request as soon as you get into Cartman's backyard, otherwise you will not get a chance to be his friend later. Talk to him first then open up your Facebook and press A to accept him.

There is an old lady sitting on a bench on main street, talk to her to get a friend request.

Sergeant Yates - Become his friend after completing the Nazi Zombie Bounty side quest, which is missable. After you do the main storyline Randy's quest and infiltrate the "Taco Bell", this quest will become available. Go to the police station and talk to Sergeant Yates. This is missable--be sure to do this before going to Clyde's fortress!

Bill - In the Attack the School quest, fight the kids attacking him and Fossey.

Fossey - In the Attack the School quest, fight the kids attacking him and Bill and they both should be your friend after.

Lemmiwinks - In the Attack the School quest, after fighting Stan or Butters (depending on who you allied with), go up the stairs and into the Grade 5 Classroom. Talk to the gerbil to get the friend request. Be sure to enter the Grade 5 Classroom before entering the Grade 4 Classroom.

Bishop of Banff - In the O Canada section of the Forging Alliances quest, choose NOT to kill the Bishop, and instead take the pig's balls. You are rewarded with a friend request.

Ike - Light the firework for him outside of Clyde's fortress during the Beat Up Clyde quest.

Big Gay Al - Answer the ringing iPhone with while inside Mr. Slave during the Beat Up Clyde quest, you have to answer it as fast as possible.

Chinpokomon Corporation - Must collect all 30 Chinpokomon.

LIST OF ALL FRIENDS

First Day

**MISSABLE** "Heisenberg"
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.



When you are fulfilling Cartman's quest of getting Craig, Token and Tweek, you must go to Tweak Bros. Coffee to get to Tweek. You'll find him in the backroom where he will tell you to pick up an ingredient delivery from Kenny's house. Before that, you must acquire two items: the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Evil Cartman Goatee location: Cartman's house in the first drawer by the entrance.

Bald Cap location: In a bag in one of the locked jail cells inside of the police station. To get the key for the jail cells you go to the 2nd floor of the police station and look in the lockers.
**You can also add Romper Stomper, A.K.A. the boy in the jail cell as a friend at this point**

You must equip both of the items before going into Kenny's garage and battling with the Meth Tweekers. After you defeat them, you will get this achievement.

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**MISSABLE** "Gingivitis"
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.



While rescuing Craig from the school and encountering many ginger hall monitors in battle, you must let them bite you 3 times without blocking. This achievement can only be achieved at one other point in the game when you come back to the school for another battle on the second day. Personally I found this achievement easier to achieve during the return to the school later on.

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**MISSABLE** "Day Walker"
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.



There is no other time when you will be able to get this achievement. You can get the "Ginger Freckles" equippable item from the knocked out body of one of the hall monitors. As soon as you get them, equip them so when you encounter the Boss Hall Monitor and beat him, you will receive the achievement.

User "Mikoto" brought to my attention that if you create your character with freckles it can also work towards this achievement by satisfying the freckles requirement.

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Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.


There are a few ways to get this achievement, if you don't get it this way you can see another way under the tab titled "Second Day". This part will take place in the Giggling Donkey after you save Princess Kenny and go up into the attic.

"While in the attic of 'The Giggling Donkey', with 2 rats (one patrolling) and an Elf, wait for the patrolling rat to group up with the other near the lantern along with the Elf and use Cup-A-Spell from below the rats to get all 3."
- User: Wandering Mania (if they changed their name, they commented below.)

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"Irritable Bowels"
You shat your pants during a boss battle.



You can get this achievement when fighting The Bard and having him play "The Brown Note". Other than that, you can get this achievement by consuming too many mana potions during a boss battle.

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"New Kid on the Block"
You have joined the KKK.



You get this achievement after defeating The Bard in the main story quest.

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Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park



Get Jimmy's garage key in the drawer between two doors in the upstairs. This is one of the 4 locked garage keys and one out of 14 garages that need to be opened. The rest of the information for the achievement is located in the Second Day tab.

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**PREP** "Inside Joke"



PREP: You must go to Big Gay Al's and Mr. Slave's home and complete Mr. Slave's quest, preferably the first day, allowing you to use him to summon. Make sure not to use him in battle on the 3rd day, but if you used him on the 2nd day be sure to go and talk to him in his house the 3rd day so you can summon him again later. This achievement will only be able to be achieved on the third day.

Second Day

You cannot get a lot of achievements without preparing beforehand for them. Here's the achievements in order of how you should prepare them.


"First Day in South Park"
You completed your first day in South Park.



You will automatically receive this when waking up the second day.

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**SECRET** "Nonconformist"
Befriend the goths, like everybody else playing this game.



Self explanatory--you have to befriend the goths. After getting your quest from them to look more goth, first you have to go fight the 6th graders in the alley by the dumpster near Jimbo's Guns to get the cigarettes. Then pass Tweak Bros. Coffee (you'll get that item last, you'll see why.) and go talk to the homeless man selling items by the storage units. You'll purchase the emo wig, eyeliner, and goth clothes (cap, shirt and gloves). After this you will go to Tweak Bros. Coffee and purchase a Dark Roast coffee.

*If you haven't already from your first visit, you should buy the "Speed Potion Ultra" as well to add Mr. Tweak and Mrs. Tweak to your friends list*

After all of that, you decide who's side you want the goths to go to and go talk to the goths again. You'll get another quest to go to the community center and take a photo with a sign. You'll have to go through Randy's quest at the new "Taco Bell" before you are able to do that.

*MISSABLE: Note, there is a chinpokomon collectable on the left side of the room when you get into the building, the same one that has the recorder that you MUST get for the quest. Get this chinpokomon now because it is missable.*

After you complete that quest, go back to the community center and you'll finish the goth requirements. Everybody in that room is now an obtainable friend as well, though you'll have to complete Mackey's quest before getting a friend request. After that is done you go back to the goths.


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**MISSABLE: AT THIS POINT THE ZOMBIES WILL HAVE ALREADY BEEN RELEASED, TALK TO SEARGANT YATES AT THE POLICE STATION TO GET HIS QUEST. COMPLETE HIS QUEST AS SOON AS POSSIBLE TO ENSURE THAT YOU HAVE HIS FRIEND REQUEST. WITHOUT HIS FRIEND REQUEST, YOU CANNOT GET "More Popular than John Lennon".

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Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.



There are a total of 14 garages to open.
4 are locked and require finding the key to open
Cartman's, Butters's, Jimmy's, and Kyles.
- Kenny's is also "locked" - the garage door isn't locked but there is a door behind that which is. I am not sure what exactly counts but you need to go into the locked door anyway during the main quest on day one.
Each key is found in their respective houses.

Cartman's key - the drawer right inside the house, to the right of the couch.

Butters's key - inside the locked house in the far left upstairs bedroom (parents). The far right drawer in the room holds the key. To get the house key you must first meet Cartman.

Jimmy's key - during Kenny's rescue in the Giggling Donkey (main quest line Day 1), you can find this in a drawer of the upstairs hall between two doors. Either pick it up during the quest or you can return later to get it.

Kyles key - you must be invited to see the Elf King first to gain access to Kyle's house, this is during the main quest line of Day 2 after getting everything to become Goth. Inside the house and upstairs, the left door is the parents bedroom. Inside the room the far right drawer has the key to the garage.

Information Above Taken From User HolyWarr27 Here[www.trueachievements.com]

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Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.



The easiest way I got this achievement was on the second return to the school. There are two groups of boys in one hallway where you have to go left. The first group will have a boy spraying your character and their buddy with boiling water. After you beat those kids, the second group is where you can get the achievement easily. I suggest saving at this point because you might not get it on your first try. What you need to do is go into the vent and use your alien probe to go to the top part of the vent. Before opening the top vent, make sure the boy underneath has changed his position so you don't hit him. After that you want to use the Sneaky Squeaker fart to lure all three boy near the barricade. After that you must quickly use the Cup-A-Spell fart on both of the torches on the barricade to make it explode.

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**SECRET** "KKK Hero"
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.



**SECRET** "Elven Hero"
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.



**Note, missable friend Lemmiwinks is in the room across the hall from where the others are in (A.K.A. the door on the right) at the end of the second run in at the school (You'll know because you'll see a group of familiar important characters grouped in front of a door and telling you to go in).

You can only get one achievement or the other in a normal playthrough, however one small trick can get you both. Before you enter the room, save two save files (always want an extra just in case). First, choose who's side you want to be on in the long run and fight against them the first time. For example, if I want to choose Kyle's side I am going to choose to fight against Kyle first. After I defeat him, I will receive the "KKK Hero" achievement. After the little clip plays, reload to your last save before you came in the room. **Note, if you had added Lemmiwinks before it will be undone if you reload the save so you will have to go into the room again and talk to him if you don't want to miss him.** After you've reloaded and done what you needed to, enter the room and fight against the other person. So if I wanted to be on Kyle's side in the long run, this would now be the time I would fight Cartman. After I beat him, I would receive the "Elven Hero" achievement. It doesn't matter which side you choose to go to, those are just my examples.

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"Re-Buttal"
You interrupted 5 channel attacks with a fart.



Self explanatory, when an enemy begins channeling you must fart and interrupt them. The easiest fart to use would be Dragonshout. While you can get this achievement at any point in the game, it is easier to get it when fighting the gnomes or Craig's clones.

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"Perverted"
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.



During the second night when your shrunken self reaches your parent's bedroom while they are having sex, leave Douchebag idle facing his parents for 60 seconds to get the achievement.

**Note, after you fight the gnomes right after, there is a missable item that you should pick up before going down to the floor**

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Third Day

For the third day there are a lot of achievements you have to prepare for. Please read through them before doing anything.

PREP: "Friends in Strange Places"
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.



Complete the gnome's quest of finding underpants. If you hadn't already looted everybody's house, the underpants are in Kyle's room, Cartman's mom's room, Kevin's room, Stan's room and Stan's parent's room.

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**MISSABLE** "Too Far"
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.



During the girl's quest at the Unplanned Parenthood you must beat a Nazi Zombie fetus in battle than fart on its corpse. There is no other time that you can do this.


**Note, there is a MISSABLE Chinpokomon that you must get before exiting the place, check the collectible part of this guide to see where.**

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**MISSABLE** "Truth to Power"
You farted on four major authority figures.



Self explanatory. You must fart on the Prime Minister of Canada (located in the cave in Canada that you'll go to during the girls' main quest, you MUST fart on him before talking to him or else you lose your chance.), Principal Victoria (Community Center), Father Maxi (Outside City Hall) Mayor (Inside City Hall. Since her desk blocks you, you will have to use the Cup-A-Spell fart to reach her.) The achievement is missable because you will only have one chance to encounter the Prime Minister--and again, fart on him before talking to him.

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YOU MUST PREPARE FOR THE ACHIEVEMENTS BELOW BEFORE GOING TO CLYDE'S FORTRESS (you'd go after completing the girls' quest)

"Inside Joke"
**MISSABLE** While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.



You must have completed Mr. Slave's quest and have him as a summon already. The rest is self explanatory, summon him during a battle when you're inside him. Keep in mind that summons don't work on boss battles.

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**MISSABLE** "Face Hoff"
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasslehoff.



Go to Tom's Rhinoplasty on main street and get surgery to look like David Hasslehoff. When you beat Princess Kenny at Clyde's fortress, you'll get the achievement.

**Note, if you buy a random item like face paint or something you can have Sharon Marsh added to your friends list.**

This achievement stacks with "Out Patient" and "Two Girls, One Stick".

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**MISSABLE** "Outpatient"
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.



You get Dire AIDS while fighting the animals in Canada. Pretty much allow them to bite you and you'll eventually get it. You'll know you have it when a rainbow animation pops on over you and you have an AIDS ribbon next to your name. You'll have to have Dire AIDS before going to Clyde's fortress. When you beat Princess Kenny, you'll receive the achievement.

This achievement stacks with "Face Hoff" and "Two Girls, One Stick".

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**MISSABLE** "Two Girls, One Stick"
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Self explanatory. After you get out of Mr. Slave, be sure to dress in your full girl makeover disguise before going out to fight Princess Kenny. After you defeat him, you'll get the achievement.

This achievement stacks with "Face Hoff" and "Outpatient".

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"Stick Savior"
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.



Self explanatory, you'll get this after defeating Princess Kenny. I recommend starting with Stan as your first buddy in the battle.

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"No Child Left Behind"
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.



Self explanatory. Be sure to always have revives for your buddies.

END OF GAME Achievements

The end of the game will give you the achievements that are supposed to span over the course of the whole game (i.e. the "No Child Left Behind" achievement), so you will be able to get the achievements contradicting it.

"You Bastards!" Achievement
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.



At this point, the "No Child Left Behind" achievement has already been achieved so you can pursue this achievement without issue. What I did to get this achievement was leave the Mayor's and Jimbo's quest alone until this point and completely avoided going deep into the sewers as to avoid running into the homeless people. After the game ended I swapped my buddy out for Kenny and did those quests, making point to not do much damage until after Kenny had been killed by the enemies. Allow Kenny to die 10 times.

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"Junk Peddler"
You sold 300 junk items.



At this point you should have already received the "For the Hoarder" achievement. If you've collected all of the junk items in people's drawers throughout the game, this will be a pretty simple achievement to get--just go to anybody who buys/sells things in the game and sell all of the junk items you have. If you didn't collect anything, go to people's houses and other buildings and dig in their drawers until you have the amount you need.

Fart Tutorial & Abortion Guide

For those of you who had trouble with these parts like I did, here is a very brief explanation on how to do these things with a controller.

ABORTION:

First part: Move the left thumbstick down when the needle is in the center.

Second part: Keep moving the left thumbstick in wide counter clockwise circles and don't stop until you start the next part even if Randy says it's enough.

Third part: Follow the instructions and hold the left thumbstick whatever direction it told you to first (either left or right). When his balls get caught, move the left thumbstick to the opposite direction and hold it in that direction. Keep repeating this until it's over. It is very important that you hold the thumbstick in whatever direction it needs to be, DO NOT let the thumbstick go.

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Fart Tutorials:

Aside from the Dragonshout tutorial, the other tutorials were frustrating because no matter how many times I tried doing it the way it showed me, it didn't work. Pretty much for the other farts you have to hold and move the left thumbstick until your controller shakes the most and move the right thumbstick up or down depending what and when the prompt tells you to.

[Mudfart©]

When you first enter Cartman's house, you can fart on Cartman's mom 100 times to get the 'Canadian Handshake' achievement. You can also get the 'Animal Cruelty' achievement by farting in front of Mr. Kitty (next to Scott Malkinson) when you first enter the Kingdom of Kupa Keep (Cartman's backyard). Both opportunities to get both achievements are very early on in the game, within the first 5 minutes or so.

[Dr. Harley Sawyer]

A quick and easy thing to do for the ["You Bastards!" Achievement] aka, allow Kenny to die 10 times, is to have Kenny set as your buddy, then use their skill, "Unicorn Stampede", but use the incorrect input instead of the correct one.
By doing this, instead of Kenny riding the Unicorn, the unicorns horn will impale him through the head killing him instantly, and this death will count towards the achievement. And if you keep the battle going long enough, usually by zombie battles since they auto revive, Kenny will auto revive after a few turns after dying to the Unicorn, you can then immediately give him a Power Points Potion, then use his ability again killing him again. It's a simple and quick way to get the achievement if your already far into the game.

[woolly]

Ty, ended up following the Reddit post you linked since it was more easy to follow without scrolling up and down. Used your guide for reference, I liked the day-by-day approach

[KBX]

good guide for getting achievements but sucks when it come to getting missable items/friends

[Marko Sovetashenko]

Thank you for the guide! Really helped in getting the 100% in one playthrough.
Only suggestion would be including the missables along the rest of the guide, instead of having a separate section for them, so it's easier to follow.

Great guide anyway. Thank you again :)

[Title101]

If you are going for the "For the Hoarder" achievement and have the DLC packs, use the Assassin set to get extra money. There are also some equipment patches that give you 10% and 20% bonus money. I know one is in the police station. Also, if you go to the bank and shrink and go into the back area and attack the teller, you can rob him after the fight.

[DaKoolDood]

Very helpful guide, was able to 100% in one playthrough! Had to go back for Re-Buttal but luckily I had a save file from right before the Cartman/Kyle fight and was able to grab it fighting the gnomes on that night.

[ZagaL'A+]

GG!'

[Foxbear]

chicken nuggets, sweet and sour sauce, and hi-c orange

[add1007]

Thanks for the guide!