How to be a Silver 1 in Cs:Go

How to be a silver 1 in Counter Strike: Global Offensive

Basic weapon aiming and shooting

Always look at the ground and never at head level. Never shoot someone unless he shoots you first and if someone shoots you always aim at the legs. And remember - if you don't kill your enemy it's not because you suck, It's because of the hitboxes and the 64 tick matchmaking servers.

Pistol rounds

• Never buy armor or defuse kit. Buy the most expensive pistol in the game (exept the r8 because you can't aford it on pistol rounds) - the Deagle.

• Rush long doors (holding the deagle) and look at the ground.
  

• Die from the rushing terrorists, call the tec-9 op and cri evrytiem

The rest of the game

• Never buy defuse kit and armor as discused earlier because it's for the weak.

• If the terrorist manage to plant the bomb don't go and save your precious deagle because if you try to defuse this could happen because you don't have a defuse kit.

• Always shoot your teammates becasue they will get angry and probably kill you a few times which will make you look better than you actually are because of all of the bots on your team.

Granedes

The Flashbang

Use the flashbang to flash your own teammates or yourself in some cases but never to flash enemies. If you see a flashbang simply close your eyes in real life.
How to Use


The Smoke

Use it to smoke in front of your snipers and smoke the places that would help your teammates plant the bomb.

The High-Explosive Granade

Aim at your teammates in the start of the round (7 day ban incoming).

Molotov / Fire Granade


1) Look down
2) Hold right click
3) Reliese
4) Burn in your own flames

Using snipers (AWP, ssg 08, auto)

the AWP

Only noobs use this weapon because of it's one shot kill. You may be a silver noob but noobs have standarts too. If you want to use it be a pro and only jump shot with it.

The auto

Currently the noobiest weapon in the game. Even though it's not so noobie you will still be called an auto noob which will probably make you sad and we don't want that do we?

The ssg 08

Finnaly a good sniper! Even though you can jump shot with it it's no fun doing it. Let's make it more interesting. Use it only with 360 noscopes from across the map. It may look hard (it is hard) but when you actually get a kill with it (you won't) you will be very happy and proud.

Movement and positioning

Always rush as a counter-terrorist and camp as a terrorist no matter what happens or how many times you die. If you decide that you are too mature for this and you can finnaly hold bombsides as a counter-terrorist then continiue reading this section of the guide.

1) Always go at bombside B.

2) Always have your knife out.

3) Stand in the middle of the bombside

4) Die from a random terrorist.

Skins

One of the things Cs:Go is popular for is the skins. But there is one secret that Valve doesn't want you to know. Better skins make you better at the game. So if you want to rekt all your teammates you better get your mums credit card. "But what skins make me better at the game?'' I hear you asking (or I'm geting mentaly insane and I'm starting to hear voices). Don't worry i have prepeared a list for you.

Skins That Make You Better At The Game

AWP | Dragon Lore

AWP | Asiimov

M4A1-S | Masterpiece
M4A1-S Knight

M4A4 | Asiimov

Karambit | Marble Fade
Butterfly Knife | Fade
Falchion Knife | Fade
Huntsman Knife | Crimson Web
Usp-s | Orion
P2000 | Fire Elemental
Glock-18 | Fade

P.S. I will probably add more in the future and add pictures.

Behavior

Always insult everyone in the game (including your teammates).

Good insults are f*t, c**t, noob, silver (oh wait you are silver too right? take it as a compliment), CoD player, kid etc.

Or as we say in Russia - C*ka Blyat, idi na hui, v pizdec idi, zalupa, hooyesos, tselka, petookh, potselui mou zhopy, zhri govno i zdohni, yob tvoyu mat, pacheemu ti takoy galuboy and so on because there are too many for one guide.P.S. I know so many because I'm a russian myself.

Closing words

I hope this guide helped you on your jorney to the desert far away from here - silver 1.
If it did comment in the comment section below, like and a folow will be good :P and i hope you liked it because it took me a lot of time and efford to do this guide :D

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