How to make a cup of Liber-tea!

Ever wanted to know how make Liber-tea? This guide will help you.

Introduction

Welcome Recruit!

This is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Helldivers field manual on how to make Liber-tea!

Now, before we begin I'd like to share with you how Liber-tea was created in the first place.
Back when we Helldivers first were deployed one of our best soldiers peacekeepers found himself cut off from his ship as alien forces sieged his position.

His name was Colonel A. Freedom.

As Freedom and his squad held their ground they forced to scavenge their environments to survive.
This gave birth to Liber-tea: a nutritious drink which allows Helldivers to spread even more democracy!

Ingredients & Mixing

Now, to make Liber-tea you will need a specific set of ingredients and tools.
A list can be find below alongside a step-by-step guide on how to make the Liber-tea.

You will need:

Items:
1x Standard-Issue Freedom Bowl
1x Hellpod
1x Tactical HKT "Eagle" Mixer
1x AR-19 Liberator
1x FLAM-24 Pyro
1x "Democracy"-class Spoon

Ingredients:
1x Bug Antenna
2x Cyborg Eyes
1x Bug Tentacle (Tip)
3x Illuminate Spaghetti Hands
1x Spoon of Cyborg Tears
1x Pinch of Grinded Illuminate Knowledge
2x Spoons of Bug Blood
5x Spoons of Purified Water
3x Buckets of Water

How to do it:

Step 1:
Find a suitable location for setting up your bowl and for a empty Hellpod burrowed into the ground.
Start by pouring the buckets of water into the empty hellpod, keep it warm with your FLAM-24 Pyro.

Step 2:
Use your "Democracy"-class Spoon to carefully put all ingredients except for the Bug Blood and Purified Water into the bowl.
Charge up your "Eagle" mixer and begin mixing the ingredients of the bowl. Three minutes.

Step 3:
Pour mixed paste of ingredients into the Hellpod. Keep the pod warm while waiting for five minutes.
After five minutes the water inside of the Hellpod should have a green-ish color.

Step 4:
Mix Bug Blood and Purified Water inside the bowl for one minute. Pour into Hellpod when done.

Step 5:
Load AR-19 Liberator with one magazine. Fire into pod untill dry.

Step 6: You have now made your first batch of Liber-tea! Remember to keep it warm.

How to Serve

Congratulations on making your first batch of Liber-tea!
To serve your Liber-tea, pour it into whatever you can find.
This includes (but is not limited to) empty magazines, empty grenade cases, Helldiver helmets and standard-issue "Democrat"-class cups.

To keep the Hellpod full of Liber-tea warm the use of any flame-based weapon will work such as FLAM-24 Pyro, FLAM-40 Incinerator and/or the flamer mounted onto the EXO-51 Lumberer.

Happy tea-drinking!

Author's Thanks

Thank you for reading this horrible guide which I hope made you laugh at least once.

For something that is actually serious and related to Helldivers I recommend checking out my friend BlackjackGT's Helldivers FAQ linked below.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=569766067

Take care and happy Helldiving!

[Dragonship3647]

thank you for the guide vro

[Eristarisis]

someone actually brewed a cup of Liber-Tea for Helldivers 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcFrTWuuVms

[死人]

A-FRRIRMATIVE !

[Glyphid Dreadnought]

LIBER-TEA

[Vaati]

Pft this isn't Liber-tea, Liber-tea is whatever i want for that is true liberty.

[Dr. Death]

Desire to know more satisfied. Im doing my part!

[Randomly Generated Name]

instructions unclear ended up dropping shredder missile into pod

[Crusader]

every man, woman, and child should have a taste of this recipe.

[Crusader]

LMFAO

[Carbon]

lmao