Team Fortress 2

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How to place a Dispenser
By Miomiowski
Always wanted to place a dispenser on the battlefield and have respect from every Pootis and player on server,but you didn't knew how to do it?Placing a dispenser is dangerous technic,but in this guide I will teach how to perform this dangerous operation!
   
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Step 1:Choosing class
First you need to choose Engi as class,only Engi can perform this dangerous ritual.To do it click this button on keyboard:



Seems simple right?Then you need to hover over Engi class preview and click.Like this:


Now we done the easiest part,now let's move to hard one.Fast your belts,buy some popcorn and wear up a diaper,becouse now we gonna take a hard ride...
Step 2: PDA
Now you need to eaither use your numbers on keyboard they should look like these on notepad:


Or use mouse scroller

Now you need to choose PDA when scrolling it should look like this:


Now interface should show up with 4 buildings for you to choose from. But you need to choose the dispenser...
Step 3: Placing the dispenser
You thought it was hard with pda huh? Now take this: YOU NEED TO PLACE THE DISPENSER!!

Press button ''2'' on the keyboard while in pda interface. ''2'' looks like this:

After that you must press your left click mouse button to place this device. Very gingerly and slowly move your finger onto the mouse button, and very very very gingerly press it.










OMFG YOU DID IT!!!!!!! You had defeated the demon itself! You are the hero of the world and every pootis will give you sandviches to the end of the round! I'm proud of you :D

So now what?
The list of things you can do with your own dispenser:

  • Use it as an ammo and health supply
  • Dance around it like an idiot
  • Hire a spy to sap it
  • Upgrade it to level... ACCES DENIED

    Thanks for reading! And remember placing a dispenser is VERY dangerous technic.

    DON'T DO IT AT HOME KIDS!!!1!!
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15 Comments
clussy Aug 6, 2024 @ 11:54pm 
I ended up building a sentry instead. This is the worst “How to” relating to TF2 I’ve ever seen
Ales №363 Nov 11, 2019 @ 7:15am 
Instruction is unclear
Ended up summoning spys instead of hiring
Mr. Leon Feb 9, 2018 @ 7:39pm 
Instructions not clear enough, ended up summoning Satan.
mirosubi Feb 24, 2017 @ 8:46pm 
how to get cancer
76561198125668501 Feb 21, 2017 @ 8:43pm 
Not as good as the gaben one but I do understand why
76561198125668501 Feb 21, 2017 @ 8:42pm 
Cool guy kys
RaiD (Grounded once more) Feb 21, 2017 @ 3:15pm 
HARAMBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drunk Driver Feb 21, 2017 @ 8:22am 
hOW TO GET SANDWICH
Apo Feb 17, 2017 @ 12:21pm 
keyboard

Mimikyu Freeman Dec 29, 2016 @ 11:18am 
Instructions unclear,the dispenser morphed into a teleporter entrance and exit next to each other,pls help,volvo pls fix