How To Make A Sandvich (Ingame and IRL)

A guide on how to make a sandvich in real life, as requested! JUST! DO IT!

Ingame

Well, to make a sandvich in game you gotta get a scrap, heavy class token, and a secondary slot token. Don't ask me how some metal and 2 Chuck E. Cheeses tokens are gonna make you a sandwich, but.. they do. Somehow. this world is weird.

In Real Life(ohh the juicy details)

Here's the fun part: Making it in real life! Now, first we need the bread. You can go down to thestrip club local grocery store and pick up some hot, fresh, steamy buns, or, if you're a bakery worker or you just HAPPEN TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE BREAD, then do it yourself you lazy bum.
Next we need the lettuce. Go outside, breath in the fresh air, and kick the ♥♥♥♥♥ out of a tree until enough leaves fall out to suffice. I really don't care how much brown are in the leaves, JUST GET THE DAMNED LEAVES.
Okay, now we need the cheese. I heard you can make it by solidating pee, but we usually leave that to the hillbillies. You could also go buy some. Gaben won't be happy, he doesn't like it when you spend your cash elsewhere.
Next, the tomatoes. Slash open an apple tomato into thin slices with your Spy Approved Knife and make it drop its toothpicks and walk away.
Finally, the last ingredient, ham. Go down to your local pulled pork restaraunt farm and beat the daylights out of a pig. Punch and kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of it until it becomes smoked ham. If it becomes bacon, you failed. But you also won, because bacon tastes really damn good.
Now, you just put those buns together.

Nom nom nom.

Now you can run into a battlefield and get shot a couple hundred times without fearing death with your trusty food source! Or you could just shove your meaty process into your friend's face. Weirdo.

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Again, thanks for reading this guide. I wouldn't be able to make it without the support I get.

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