How to Unlock Alt. Voices

How to use Alt. Voices, like a drunk announcer, and Valley Girl Painwheel!

How to Use Alt. Announcer Voices

Unlocking the alternate announcers voices is pretty easy. In fact you don't really unlock it. it's in options.

First step: Go to settings

Second step: Go to voice settings

Third step: Choose from there! (Male, Female, Dazed/Drunk, and Soviet.)

How to Unlock Alt. Character Voices

This is a little trickier to do, but still pretty easy to do.

Step one: Select one of the characters that have alt. voices (Peacock, Painwheel, Parasoul, Double, Big Band)

Step two:

Press Up or Down until the name becomes darker.

"Anime Peacock" Quotes

Being Selected

"Soitenly!"

Pre-Round Quotes

In the name of Lab 8, I will pulverize you!
The hero arrives at the last second.
Hey, this ain't the convention hall.
Whose eyes are those eyes? (vs. Peacock)
Wild schoolgirl appears! (vs. Filia)
The cat girl is fine too. (vs. Ms. Fortune)
A medical ninja? Believe it! (vs. Valentine)
I've read enough doujin to know where THIS is going. (vs. Double)
I...I hope Senpai will notice me. (vs. Big Band)
Is that a zombie? (vs. Squigly)
It's time to DUEL! (vs. Eliza)
Hair bunshin no jutsu? (vs. ♥♥♥♥♥)
Pekipekipekidesuka? (vs. Beowulf)

Combat

Desu! (s.LP)
Pochi! (s.LP)
Yare yare... (c.LP)
Burning!... (s.MP)
Shining!... (s.MP)
Jakigan! (c.MP)
Gabu! (j.MP)
Locked on! (s.HP)
Tiro! (s.HP)
Solar flare! (c.HP)
High Mega! (c.HP)
Bingo! (j.HP)
Blam! (j.HP)
Gum-gum! (s.LK)
Kuribo! (c.LK)
Nani sore! (s.MK)
Dorya! (s.MK)
Deleted! (c.MK)
Beeaam! (c.MK)
Boundaries! (j.MK)
Ochobo! (j.MK)
Overhead! (s.HK)
Zukko! (s.HK)
Lunch time! (c.HK)
Stylish! (c.HK)
Avery-kun! (j.HK)
I choose you! (j.HK)
Desudesudesudesu! (Throw)
Kiwami AAAHHH! (Bang!)
Composure! (Bang!)
Secret sword! (BANG!)
Zero style! (BANG!)
My own style! (BANG! BANG! BANG!)
Feel my art! (George's Day Out, Boxcar George, George at the Air Show)
Paint it red! (George's Day Out, Boxcar George, George at the Air Show)
This is my hole! (The Hole Idea)
Desuno! (The Hole Idea)
Warp! (The Hole Idea)
Gokigenyo! (Hi Hi Birdie)
Get mad... Get mad! (Hi Hi Birdie)
Incinerate them! (Argus Agony)
The bird of Hermes is my name! (Argus Agony)
New Meridian is about to explode! (Lonesome Lenny)
Art is an EXPLOSION! (Lonesome Lenny)
MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROW! (Goodfellas)
All according to keikaku. (Goodfellas)
Free hugs! (Air grab)
Glomp! (Air grab)
HENTAI! (Throw tech)
H! (Throw tech)
Pipiru-pi! (Outtake)
Kakki-n! (Outtake)

Switching/Tagging

Junen Hayaindayo. (Switching out)
Withdraw coolly! (Swiching out)
The fun's yet to come! (Switching out)
Go Beserk! (Switching out)
Ben-senpai! (Switching out with Big Band)
Sax-Deka! (Switching out with Big Band)
Neko-san! (Switching out with Ms. Fortune)
Fortune-San! (Switching out with Ms.Fortune)
Carol-chan! (Switching out with Painwheel)
Kangohu-san! (Switching out with Valentine)
Robo neko! Robo neko! (Switching out with Robo Fortune)
Beowulf-Sensei! (Switching out Beowulf)
Cerebella-Chan! (Switching out with Cerebella)
Double-San! (switching out with Double)
Eliza-San! (Switching out with Eliza)
Filia-Chan! (Switching out with Filia)
♥♥♥♥♥-Chan! (Switching out with ♥♥♥♥♥)
Parasoul-Hime! (Switching out with Parasoul)
Valentine-San! (Switching out with Valentine)
Squigly-Chan! (Switching out with Squigly)
Umbrella-Hime! (Switching out with Umbrella) (Unused)

Recovery

Madamada! (Ground recovery)
Itata... (Ground recovery)
Zettai! (Ground recovery)
Nani sore! (Ground recovery)
Musn't run. (Ground recovery)
Hurry, hurry! (Opponent recovery)
Anta baka? (Opponent recovery)
Daijoubu? (Opponent recovery)

Win
If we fight again, I'll show you my true power! (vs Cerebella)
Another heaven coin closer to redemption! (vs Double)
I am the true warrior of justice! (vs. Parasoul)
I like your taste in cosplay. (vs. Peacock)
Don't be so quick to throw away your life. (vs. Painwheel)
Sit, boy. Sit! (vs. Beowulf)
With hair that spiky, you can become a main character. (vs. Filia)
You're already dead! (vs. Squigly)
I could've done with a little less fan service (vs Valentine)
Did I just catch a Phantom Thief? (vs Ms. Fortune)
You'll carry that weight. (vs Big Band)
I only used 1% of my true power! (vs Eliza)
You'll need more bunshins to beat me. (vs ♥♥♥♥♥)
I'll call ya when I want some pepperoni. (vs Robo-Fortune)
Not like we're friends or anything... baka. (vs. Marie)

Loss

Abeshi...
You menace...
I feel sick...
This feeling...
I regret nothing...
Sonna bakana...

"Valley Girl Painwheel" Quotes

Being Selected

[Growls]

Pre-round Introduction

No, way! You can't sit with me at lunch!
My dad is, like, a total space cadet.
I'm from a really nice part of Maplecrest, so it's okay.
Hi, I'm Carol! Do you go to this school?
Hey, girl! Where were you Friday night? (vs. Filia)
Oh, my God! Tell me where you got that lip gloss! (vs. Cerebella)
Those shows are sooo last season. (vs. Peacock)
That is, like, the neatest miniskirt. (vs. Parasoul)
Doesn't, like, Little Innsmouth have, like, really great sushi and stuff? (vs. Ms. Fortune)
Oh, my God, we got the same outfit! (vs. Painwheel)
I'd love to wear that uniform, but touching sick people is grodyyyy... (vs. Valentine)
Um... excuse me... I think you're wearing that inside-out. (vs. Double)
Oh... my... God. Look at her butt. (vs. Squigly)
That is, like, totally disgusting! (vs. Eliza)
So, is that chair, like, your B.F.F or something? (vs. Beowulf)

Combat

Rrraaawwwwwwwrrrrr! (Some attacks)
Cute shoes! (Gae Bolga Stinger L)
Broke a nail! (Gae Bolga Stinger M)
...Yeah. As if. (Gae Bolga Stinger H)
Fer sure! (Ground throw)
Okay, fine. (Ground throw)
Shaaaa. (Whiffed ground throw)
Uh-huh, I know! (Air throw)
Uh-huh! Seeeriously! (Air throw)
Whyyyy?! (Whiffed air throw)
Get off me! (Throw tech)
Classic! (Buer Reaper L)
Totally super! (Buer Reaper M)
Awesome! (Buer Reaper H)
It's like... I dunno! (Death Crawl)
I am SO sure! (Buer Thresher)
Grody to the max! (Buer Thresher)
I'm, like, totally freaking out! (Hatred Install)
Totally buggin', oh my God! (Hatred Install)
Hahahahahahaha! (SMILE!)
Aww. You're a cutie! (SMILE!)
Oww!! (Taking damage)
[Crying] Awww... (Taking damage)
[Sobbing] Owww... (Being knocked down)

Switching/Tagging

Like, what about it? (Switching in)
Barf me out! (Switching in)
So, like, right now? (Switching in)
I'm outie! (Switching out)
Bye-bye! (Switching out)
TTYL! (Switching out)
Girlfriend! (Switching out with Filia)

Recovery

Way harsh! (Ground recovery)
Like... I dunno! (Ground recovery)
No biggieh! (Ground recovery)
That is so sad. (Opponent recovery)
Bummer! (Opponent recovery)
[Chuckle] That's cute! (Opponent recovery)
Ugh, T.M.I! (Outtake)
Back your face. (Outtake)

Win

[Laughs] Lose much?
I don't know if I can handle this, y'know?
But some people are like, "What about it?"
So, this stylist I know is super, super good. (vs. Filia)
What do you mean I talk funny? (vs. Valentine)
So... is that music, like, from the 80's or something? (vs. Big Band)
Wow... I hope I never get old. (vs. Eliza)

Loss

S.M.H...
Barf me out...
[Sobs]
Ohh!...

"Politician Double" Quotes

Voices starts at 2:28

Being Selected

Your sins will have NO absolution!

Pre-Round Introduction
Vote for me... when you're old enough. (vs Filia)
You're a disgrace to the force! (vs Big Band)
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Chair! (vs Beowulf)
You don't look like you need to be on medicare. (vs Eliza)
If elected, I'll build more orphanages! (vs Peacock)
Thank you for your family's donation to my campaign! (vs Parasoul)
Unlike my opponent here, I endorse pun control! (vs Ms Fortune)
You can't treat people! That's outrageous! (vs Valentine)
If you can't pay taxes, you're better off dead! (vs Squigly)
You're stealing jobs from regular cat girls! (vs Robo-Fortune)
Only one thing more certain than taxes, death!
Ain't no party like a grand old party!
This is what we call "intense interrogation"!
A vote for me is a vote for freedom!
I fight for this great nation!
Time to begin the smear campaign!

Combat

Apple pie! (s.MP)
Free market! (s.HK)
Privatize! (s.HP)
Cross the aisle! (s.HP)
Left wing! (j.HP)
Right wing! (j.HK)
Never forget! (j.HK)
Red state! (j.MK)
Blue state! (j.MK)
Entitlement! (Hornet Bomber L)
It's my right! (Hornet Bomber M)
Full employment! (Hornet Bomber M)
It's my freedom! (Hornet Bomber H)
Zero tolerance! (Hornet Bomber H)
Second amendment! (Luger Replica L)
Open carry! (Luger Replica M)
Control this! (Luger Replica H)
Bear arms! (Luger Replica L/M/H)
Landslide! (Cilia Slide)
Slippery Slope! (Cilia Slide)
Tea party! (Item Crash L)
I protest! (Item Crash L)
Black gold! (Item Crash M)
Big oil! (Item Crash M)
'murica made! (Item Crash H)
Durable goods! (Item Crash H)
Republican caaaar! (Bandwagon Rushdown)
Reckless endangerment! (Bandwagon Rushdown)
United we stand! (Catellite Lives)
Right to assemble! (Cattelite Lives)
Military spendin'! (Nightmare Legion startup)
Not in my country! (Nightmare Legion startup)
'MURICA! (Nightmare Legion end)
Hyper inflation! (Megalith Array)
Mount Rushmore! (Megalith Array)
Shoot the core! (during Megalith Array)
Shut up! Cut the mike! (Burst)
Swing state! (Air grab)
My airspace! (Air grab)

Switching

No comment! (Tagging out)
Shock and awe! (Tagging out with Robo Fortune)
Vote for me! (Tagging out)
We doing it live! (Tagging in)
Turn limit! (Tagging out)
Your tax dollars at work! (Tagging in)
Four more years! (Tagging in)

Win

You'll never work in this town again!
Your life was fair and balanced!
There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat... a better offense.
Get back to me when you're military age. (vs. Peacock?)
Stay in school! (vs Filia)
Help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered! (vs Ms. Fortune)
Rich people truly never die! (vs Squigly)
Great skullgirl or greatest skullgirl? (vs Marie)

Loss

Lost the votes!
RE... COUNT!
NEXT YEAR!!
DUUAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHH!
My opponent ran a great campaign!

"Salty Parasoul" Quotes

Voices starts at 3:11


Being Selected

Egrets, get ready!

Pre-Round Introduction

Defeat ME?! HAH! Don't be ridiculous!
Don't screw this one up, Egrets.
You will refer to me only as your Highness!
Come at me. Let's finish this!
Come and get some'a THIS!!
En-fricken'-garde!
Do you realize who I am, little girl?! (vs. Filia)
Let's go, freak show! (vs. Cerebella)
Let's see you in action, YA LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥! (vs. Peacock)
Impersonating an officer is treason. (vs. Parasoul)
Back to the pound, you filthy animal! (vs. Ms. Fortune)
Ughhhh!... the state of your face! (vs. Painwheel)
Those balloons are holdin' you down, baby girl! (vs. Valentine)
What the HELL ARE YOU?! DO YOU EVEN HAVE ARMS??! (vs. Double)
I'm gonna kick your brass! (vs. Big Band)
You're about to be cremated. (vs. Squigly)
The only "royal" you are is a ROYAL PAIN IN MY ASS! (vs. Eliza)
It's time you were put down, you mangy cur! (vs. Beowulf)
You're in for some heavy petting! (vs. Robo-Fortune)

Combat

Up high! (f+LP)
Down low! (f+MP)
Too slow! (b+HK)
Up here! (b+HK)
Behind you! (j.b+LK)
Headshot! (Napalm Shot L)
Burn! (Napalm Shot L)
Tear! (Napalm Shot M, Napalm Toss)
Crying yet? (Napalm Shot M)
Shot to the face! (Napalm Shot H)
Take it! (Napalm Shot H)
Toss! (Napalm Toss)
Hah! (Napalm Toss)
Leave me. (Egret Call)
Huh?! (Egret Call)
YOU take it! (Egret Dive)
WHAT? (Egret Dive)
Drag 'em through the dirt! (Egret Charge)
Like that? (Napalm Trigger)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. (Napalm Trigger)
Eat this! (Napalm Quake)
Watch your feet! (Napalm Quake)
Incinerate! (Napalm Pillar)
In ya faaaace! (Napalm Pillar)
I SAID FIRE! (Silent Scope)
TAKE THE DAMN SHOT! (Silent Scope)
Get 'em, boys! (Motor Brigade)
RIDE, YOU IDIOTS! (Motor Brigade)
AFTER THEM, YOU MORONS! (Motor Brigade)
Get in here and SHOOT THEM! (Inferno Brigade)
AAALELELELELELELELELELELELELEEEHH!!! (Inferno Brigade)
Can't block THIS! (Ground throw)
Scrub! (Ground throw)
Ya slow! (Air throw)
Stay free! (Air throw)
Not a chance! (Throw tech)
Don't touch me! (Throw tech)
Where are my damn egrets?! (Burst)
Think you're clever, huh?! (Burst)

Switching/Tagging

Ugh, I'll do it myself! (Switching in)
Get it up, Krieg! (Switching in)
Lemme at 'em! (Switching in)
Take a nap! (Switching in with Ms. Fortune)
Down, boy. (Switching in with Beowulf)
I'm not done with you! (Switching out)
I'll be back. (Switching out)
Get it done! (Switching out)
Peasant! (Switching out with Filia)
Circus freak! (Switching out with Cerebella)
Pea-♥♥♥♥! (Switching out with Peacock)
Show 'em your Peacock! (Switching out with Peacock)
House pet! (Switching out with Ms. Fortune)
Freak show? (Switching out with Painwheel)
KNOC-KERS! (Switching out with Valentine)
Hot mess! (Switching out with Double)
Tin can! (Switching out with Big Band)
Booty call. (Switching out with Squigly)
Psycho. (Switching out with Eliza)
Here, boy! Tsk tsk tsk tsk! (Switching out with Beowulf)
Rust bucket. (Switching out with Robo-Fortune)
SHUT YOUR FACE! (Outtake)
Outta my sights! (Outtake)
Get lost, scrub! (Outtake)

Recovery

Beginner's luck. (Ground recovery)
Just a scratch. (Ground recovery)
Never again. (Ground recovery)
Freakin' OUCH! (Ground recovery)
H... how?! (Ground recovery)
[Chuckling] Basic tactics. (Ground recovery)
Worthless. (Opponent recovery)
Embarrassing! (Opponent recovery)
How dull. (Opponent recovery)
You're awful. (Opponent recovery)
Just die! (Opponent recovery)
Why, you little...! (Opponent recovery)

Win

Ooohhhhh, yesss. That felt good!
I'm embarrassed facing you. Shocked... and embarrassed.
You picked the wrong ♥♥♥♥♥ to mess with!
I won!... No thanks to these worthless Egrets.
[Sighs] I'm gonna need a spa after this.
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Back to the dumpster, child! (vs. Filia)
We have to do something about this homeless situation. (vs. Filia)
Child's play! (vs. Cerebella)
Hata's gonna hate! Boo-yah! (vs. Peacock)
They can tell us apart by the scars, now! (vs. Parasoul)
That's it; I'm having you de-clawed! (vs. Ms. Fortune)
What the HELL, kitty?! You're not cuddly at all! (vs. Ms. Fortune)
How sad... for you. (vs. Painwheel)
HAH! "Major surgery," my ass! (vs. Valentine)
Egrets, wipe up this mess! (vs. Double)
That's right, little miss. (vs. Squigly)
Go cry to your "mummy!" (vs. Eliza)
Cheap junk! (vs. Robo-Fortune)

Loss

Useless Egrets!
Ohh... NOOOOO!
Clown shoes. (vs. Cerebella)
I forgive me. (vs. Parasoul)
I was unprepared! (Vs. Peacock)
I LET you win. (Vs. Squigly)
It's like a... TRUCK... (vs. Big Band)
Harlot. (vs. Eliza)
WHERE THE HELL ARE MY EGRETS??! (Time-out loss)
Stop turtling! (Time-out loss)

"Saxploitation Big Band" Quotes

Quotes starts at 4:55, I think.


Being Selected

Back on the beat!

Pre-round Introduction

Sometimes you gotta put the "harm" back in "harmony."
It's "Big Band..." the "D" is silent.
Big Band's my name... and layin' licks is my game.
mess with the oboe, you gots to go.
Big Band don't "watataaah" to the "shamaca", 'cause that's a "comacomalipachah", ya dig?
I'm gon' git'cha, sucka!
Girl... that is one wicked Jehri Curl. (vs Filia)
You musta' had the whole bottle of Soul Glo. (vs Filia)
Y'know... you got this this fantasy in your head about getting out of a life. (vs. Cerebella)
Hey, little troublemaker. (vs. Peacock)
Baby... I'mma assign yo' pity on the runnin' kind. (vs Parasoul)
Who's this beef jerky-lookin' cat? (vs Ms. Fortune)
This 'bout to be a battle... but you already is one. (vs Painwheel)
Ooooh-weeee! This pigeon built like a brick house! (vs Valentine)
This yard dog drippin' all over my scene. (vs Double)
This jive turkey thinkin' he can be the real article?! (vs Big Band)
You little in the middle... but you got much back. (vs Squigly)
I'mma huff... and puff... and blow yo' house down! (vs Beowulf)
I ain't never heard of a junkyard cat. (vs Robo-Fortune)

Combat

Armstrong! (c.HP)
Right on (j. MK)
Get busy. (j. MK)
Am I the meanest? ( Ground Throw)
Am I the prettiest? (Ground Throw)
Downtown! (Brass Knuckles)
Put yo' hands together! (Cymbal Clash)
Make it clap! (Cymbal Clash)
Brick House! (Take The 'A' Train)
Give 'em the brass! (Strike Up The Band)
You done funked up now! (Strike Up The Band)
Time to beat that hide! (Tympany Drive)
Tympany Jive! (Tympany Drive)
Damn, that's funky! (Death Toll)
You in trouble now, sucka! (Death Toll)

Switching/Tagging

Dyn-o-mite! (Switching in)
Dirty D! (Tagging in Double)
Step off, square! (Outtake)
Ain't havin' none o'that! (Outtake)
Outta sight. (Outtake)
Yo' turn, Jack! (Tagging in Beowulf)

Recovery

Rat soup eatin'... (Ground recovery)
Cuttin' the rug! (Ground recovery)
That's on time. (Ground recovery)
Hush, now. (Opponent recovery)
Hush, child. (Opponent recovery)
Crank that artichoke! (Opponent recovery)
You off tone. (Opponent recovery)
Bow, sucka! (Opponent recovery)

Win

Guess I won't be hangin' up this high hat anytime soon.
Brass to the face puts a fool in their place.
You shoulda known I got the black belt in baritones.
Get outta here 'fo I whup yo' ass again.
Take a hike, cool breeze.
Hair's like a woman; you treat it good, and it treat you good. (vs. Filia)
You might be the princess, but I'm the king, sista. (vs. Parasoul)
A soldier can never think by his heart, ma'am. He gotta think by the book. (vs. Parasoul)
Thought you could beat me? Ninja, please. (vs Valentine)
You a baaaaad mammajama! (vs. Painwheel)
I got 99 problems and a lich ain't one. (vs Squigly)
Too funky for myself. (vs Big Band)
Jive-ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow. (vs Beowulf)
You really laid some iron in this show, Jack. (vs Beowulf)
Show's over... Cleopatra Bones. (vs. Eliza)
Damn, girl, you must got the Devil in you. (vs. Double)
This canary's got my joints jumpin'! (vs. Squigly)

Loss
Ain't hearin' it.
The Grim Reaper...
Cut me some slack! (vs. Painwheel)
Got you actin' a fool out here. (Time-out loss)
Play me off that slow, slow beat. (Time-out loss)

[Maulmere]

Rest In Peace, Soviet Announcer.

[garblegooch]

Salty Parasol and vally girl pain wheel have my heart

[Sunset Margatroid]

i guess this might need to be updated to add skullgirl umbrella

[vrache]

Very helpful, very cool!

[Demon Games]

Something else to note: You can also access the alternate character voices by holding down whatever button combination you use for their palette until the text darkens.

[Emp]

thank you! i waas trying to figure out why when i select big band up and down made the name darker

[WildWastelander]

Yare Yare Daze...

[JesusWhatsWrongWithMe]

Salty parasol is my spirit animal

[Infernal Mermelada]

wow ty for the guide

[Sammy]

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