The Likliest Personality Type Based Off of Your TF2 Class Main.

Ever wondered how much of a loser you are compared to everyone else?

Scout

"Afterall, all Demomen are drunks and all Heavies are ripped, intellegent bachelors, so Scout mains must act like the scout is; an arrogant child."

TL;DR Scouts are unabashedly the easiest to upset.

Scouts are the ones who probably have ADHD and couldn't bother to learn any of the other classes mechanics, so they went with the seemingly most simple class. Scouts are trademarked by how often they paint things BLINDINGLY GREEN or GLARINGLY PINK, much to the dismay of everyone else. They're competitive, in a bad sense, and hate anyone and everyone who proves themselves to be better. If you do manage to prove yourself better than a scout, he will always come up with some excuse in his head that makes him better than you (i.e. if dis waz mge u would be scrubrekt). Should you bother challenging the scout in MGE and win, he will be so upset that he'll likely google "how to vac ban somebody" and follow guides that end with his computer virus-infected.

Alternatively, A scout is an f2p who has no clue what videogames are and picked scout because it was the first thing he saw on the class list. They'll ususally disconnect after 2 minutes or learn to play the game. Amusing to watch as they have no basic gamesense and will run off and die every time they respawn.

Soldier

"Shoot feet, get kills."

TL;DR Soldiers think they have something to prove when they just end up looking like losers.

The soldier class is usually picked by anyone who wants the HIGHEST SKILL CEILING, and they usually assume that that means it's the best class in the game by far. Soldiers are classified by wearing antlers from a deer they ran over and having a rocket launcher named "scrub cannon". Soldiers usually practice absurd rocket jumping to the front, even when the medic was trying to build uber on them, and tries to make it look visually impressive. If they're bad they'll miss their rockets constantly from trying to do EXTREEM TRICK SHOTS, and if they're good they will let you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know it by spamming voice chat/text chat about how you just got rekt. Soldiers are most likely to have a buttbuddy pocket medic who will help them stomp pubs because it makes them look good.

Alternatively, they're rocket jumping clowns who equip the Jumper/Mantreads/Gardener combo.

Pyro

"Watches every pony show on the planet, but still won't admit that he bangs horses."

TL;DR Pyros are pedophiles.

A pyro is played by anyone who wants to cling on to the possibility that it's a grill, or wants to play the most 'randumb' character in the game. They're characterized by picking that stupid skull mask and googly eyes, then continuing to paint them pink so they can pretend it's a blush. Most pyros can't really even play pyro and just pick what they think is the most appealing combo of weapons (I.E. Degreaser/Flaregun/Axetinguisher). Pyros without exception watch either FOTM Anime or My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic. If they have a mic, they will use it and spout tumblr drivel 'till the cows come home and use their most annoying 'squeaky' voice which just sounds absoloutely appaling.

Alternatively, they're annoying chew MLG pros who can airblast everything and think it's just the best thing in the world.

Demoman

"DEMOMAN
TAKES
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL"

TL;DR Demomen are probably old, angry people.

Demoman is usually played by someone who has grown angry with everything around him. He is classified by holding nothing other than his stock weapons and his flashy cosmetics. Habitually thinks they're the most important class and thinks that anybody who doesn't give 100% or makes a mistake is some kinda' spawn of satan. Demomen usually think that legitamate tacitcs are cheap, and will usually resort to insult throwing whenever the time comes. Despite this, they themselves use cheap tactics without knowing, constantly throwing around stickies when doing the same against him would result in a heavy verbal assault.

Altnernatively, A demoknight who's composed of everything that the above hates.

Heavy

"Votekick 'Scrubmaster lfg' for Scamming?"

TL;DR Heavies are the kinda guy that'll give you 50 dollars for bus fare and then you walk home.

Heavies are very likely to not shoot anybody the whole match. Heavies are classified by the strange Halloween hats on the top of their heads and the popeye goggles that rest on their faces. As soon as the round starts, they do not rush out with everyone else, as they're too busy writing a guide on 'how to be a friendly hoovy on 2 fort!' or 'playing fat scout:the basics'. When they're done with that, they usually crouch walk, conga, or kazotsky everywhere they move. Whenever they see a teammate, they will usually say 'hey dude' and keep moving until they meet an enemy. Whenever that happens, they will usually scream out 'DUDE I'M A FRIENDLY!' before shortly meeting their demise. Afterwards, they will add to the guide 'but avoid x class because they're a bunch a meanies!', with X being the class that just killed them.

Alternatively, a fat Y, y being a random class, with an inspired loadout. Pretty creative but useless on the field.

Engineer

">mfw pyro main walks onto the point"

TL;DR Probably a Psychopath.

Engineers are the ones who always want to see that mad look on your face. Whenever they see that look, it just sends them into a spiral of glee. Characterized by whatever-cosmetics-piss-you-off, Engineers usually only play their respective class just to make people angry. They'll do this by setting up sentries in the most crapshoot locations they can find, being the next FLOORMASTER and teleport their teammates infront of enemey guns, and place dispensers in the most worthless locations they can find. To an Engineer, your anger is his 'Mid in the Morning Supper.'

Alternatively, they could just be a Scout who's not good at their job and wanted an aimbot to go along with their scattergunning. These Engineers equip the gunslinger for their dirty business hard work.

Medic

"I can totally pocket this sniper. I mean, just look at that hat!"

TL;DR A man who can't play anything else so they just leech off of the others successes. A tool.

The Medic is usually played by someone who is absoloutely terrible at every other class. Instead of actually trying to get good, they just decided that it would be easier to play the German Healing Man. Characterized by cosmetics as loud as whomever they're healing at the time. Nine times out of ten, Medics get out of spawn and quickly decide who's ♥♥♥♥ and who's not by what cosmetics they wear. Should this Medic find a flashy hat, he quickly runs over and pockets them for either the rest of the game or until they get bored. The Medic also wants to show off his BIZZARE AIMING SKILLS by pinking health at a target that won't avoid him.

Alternatively, they could also be an Engineer who decided to play Medic specifically to kill you with a blutslauger.

Sniper

[The loud noises of dubstep drown out the actual quote]

TL;DR Probably bullied at school.

The Sniper is usually overwhelmingly insecure in themselves, and as such resort to playing as sniper becuase it means they won't have to fight on the front lines and they can instead just plink at heads all day. Characterized by FLASHIER-THAN-THOU cosmetics. If they manage to headshot you, regardless of how that headshot came about, they will absoloutely taunt. If they manage to kill you with their melee weapon, they will absoloutely taunt. If they manage to jarate you, and then thousands of miles away in a completely unrelated fight that jarate ends up killing you, they will taunt even though you cannot see it. In this way, the sniper shows that HE>U because of his need for superiority to SOMEONE.

Alternatively, the loser Scout decided to play his off-class.

Spy

"lmao trickstabbed"

TL;DR An irritating athiest of the highest degree.

A Spy is usually going into battle with the knowledge that he is superior to everyone else on his team. Characterized by wearing cosmetics that the players themselves wear in real life. A Spy usually ends up getting himself killed a variety of ways before getting his first backstab, in which he'll look on into you and say 'told u so loser' in the quietest way they can. A Spy often started playing his class because he saw stabby's videos and decided "Yes, I don't want to play the Soldier or Heavy, I'd much rather play an intelligent class for intelligent people such as myself." In this way he attempts to mimick stabby whenever he can, regardless of the results or how pissed his team is starting to get at him.

Alternatively, one of the above's offclass.

"But I'm the good guy!"

You're either the Pyro, Heavy, or a the big ♥♥♥ who's both of them combined.

i'm asshurt

this guide was intended as a joke, so ok
also tell your friends i wanna be popular

[DomnMaistru]

Good guide

[RAKSA]

this guide was made four (4) years ago how did youe ven find this

[Slap-Happy Pappy]

changed my mind after actually resding the whole thing: somebody hates tf2

[Slap-Happy Pappy]

I think somebodies salty about an engineer main who totally rekt them

[RAKSA]

harshness is necessary for scientific accuracy
do you think people are politically correct when they say that black widows kill their mates

[Cerulea]

okay I wonder how many people read the 'I'm asshurt' section of this lol.

Also, while I know this is a joke (because I read the 'I'm asshurt' section), yeah this is a bit harsh

[Auto]

Why is anyone angry at this at all, its just facts B)

[No epic fail today]

very retarded post as the one who posted

[FrostingOrb1766]

"Pyros are pedophiles"

TRIGGERED.

[Balloon Snake]

Im heavy p.s I paint my scout shit black.