How to Mean Bidness in Team Fortress 2

hey whats up hello

i am bidness and today i will teach you how to survive and thrive in teamfortress 2

scout

step 1: you must wear the fast learner, the tossle cap or max's head, and the essential accessories. make sure to paint them all either lime or neon pink.


remember, if it isn't making your eyes bleed, you're doing it wrong

step 2: only ever use your pistol

step 3: pyros are ur primary targets. your life is worth a pyro kill in 99% of situations

solider

step 1: develop a foot fetish
step 2: use the black box
step 3: be a giant shxtlord that never dies

pyro

step 1: equip the gibus. it makes the flamethrower do more damage



step 2: you see, all of the other N00B pyros are w+m1ing. so make sure to only ever use mouse 2

step 3: walk in straight lines at spun-up heavies

demonman

step 1: spawncamp on trade servers

heavy

step 1: pretend to be new by equipping the gibus and pyrovision

step 2: pretend to be new by sniping people with ur brass beast from the battlements

step 3: get random crits


they'll never see it coming

enginer

step 1: build a nest on last, before any of the points get capped. the one scout that runs behind enemy lines will never expect it

step 2: always trust and rely on your teammates, especially in a pub

step 3: the gunslinger works best with the jag. it allows you to build minisentries SUPER fast

medick

sniper

step 1: change your profile picture to an anime girl - - - >

step 2: jump crouch everywhere

step 3: win

spy

step 1: activate your $$$$D€AD BLING€R$$$$$$$$



step 2: GET MON€¥$$$$$$$$$$$$€$

outro

thank you for taking time out of your definitely busy life to read my guide

i would like to thank google images, ms paint, bath salts, hans c. schmohobert, and the 6 god



i made this like a year ago and forgot to publish it

[Venka]

gud guide

[lil bro]

so dank i can't belive i don't have these hats i have to use my moms credit card now

[Steel'd]

can relate to demo ^-^

[Caesar]

can relate to sniper section

[John pork]

kay thank you