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Grandpa Sheogorath's Further Helpful Hints and Tips

Sheogorath has asked me to tell you this, on pain of watermelon cheese dip should I fail. I'm still not sure what that means, actually.

"I heard tell that people like my advice, much like a fine Argonian wine. So I made some more hints for you, for all your expansive packing needs! And some more Argonian wine, too. I would have made more, but I ran out of Argonians. Anyway, do enjoy my latest advice, as it comes straight from the left elbow of madness! I'd give you some of my right elbow too, but it's currently in negotiations with my sputum for control of my eye teeth. And you don't want to interrupt something that important, trust me."

I'm pretty sure he means these are new hints for the updated Skyrim, Hearthfire, Dawnguard, and Dragonborn, and that you need all that mess installed for it to work right. Certainly that seems to be what his little parcel of madness contains. And a soul gem fragment dipped in chocolate, for some reason. I'm sure that's not important.

(Obviously this is inspired by Uncle Sheogorath's Really Helpful Hints and Tips, and is meant to be a companion piece to it.)