How to be a Pyro Shak

♥♥♥♥♥♥' piro shak

Gear

The Pyroshaks are a mostly docile species, they will attack anyone who threateans their water, but will not do anything to harm those outside of it. Because of their territorial tendencies, the Pyroshaks have been killed off over and over again. There is word of a Pyroshak sanctuary to house these magnificent endangered creatures, however it is yet to be found, and Pyroshaks are continually hunted further and further towards extinction every day.

The proper equipment for a pyro shak is very clear.

1. Neon Annihalator
2. Scorch Shot
3. Ability to quack

Taticools

GO TO WATER AND HIT THINGS. Simple? You would be suprised how many people try to shark on maps without water. Only engage oponents when they enter your territory do not charge out of the water. The scorch shot is to light people on fire and draw them to water. Find a mate. They will provide you warmth, food, and a nice JUICY SAUSAGE.

Proper Class as A Pyroshak

There's a certain form of class required to be a proper pyroshak.

You first must acquire a half retated boston accent. Once aquired, you simply go into the water and find your target.

You get hella hoes and you sell dope.

Once you've killed your target, you are required to do a quack. It may be ♥♥♥♥, but it is required.

Weaknesses & Strengths

Weaknesses
- Gay ass poachers
- Sentries
- African Americans
- ACTUAL DUCKS
- Got the lungs of a fat kid

Strengths
- Being able to crit on every hit
- Have a boston accent
- Be able to quack

Races

The "retated" shak

We all know this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He is the guy who kills his brothers in the water, and uses his flamethrower.

R8: 0/10
Class: retated/0

The "Proper" Shak

This is the blue coated, kiss booty, memer. The guy who goes in the right character, and has no retated in him.

r8: 11/10
Class: 10/10 - bawsten ign hq

The "Freshie" Shak

These are our recruits into the "Piro Shaks"(Trademark coming soon. It's in the mail)

These guys half know the guide / half wing it.

R8: Varies by retated
Clais: Varies by retated

The "leader" shak

This is me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm the guy who runs de show, the guy that quacks (quacking lessons coming soon), and the BAWSTEN accent.

R8: fuku/10
Class: Baseball/99

IF I MISS ANY RACES, OR ANYTHING IN THE GUIDE, CONTACT ME.

[Jemima]

I just stumbled upon this. *applause*

[oilysnake]

You should add what maps to play on.

[The Irish Person In Your Attic]

i cayn doo-w a bawsten aacsent

[bad father]

I read this in a Steve Irwin voice.

[Goat]

i want a nice pyrosharks JUICY SAUSAGE!

[The Jam!]

Gary/10 would shark again

[Seeks]

"7/10 Too much water." -IGN

[Anton]

>very original
>anime image

[JW]

Great guide, very original too!

[Mykara]

I was never told what class i must be to play piroshak 1/[Big Number goes here] -me