A Guide Of Guides.

The Guide no one wants because god forbid there was any other guide that didn't waste your time.

Intorductshion

This guidie was made to basically give a feel of encouragement to plague the CSGO community as it already is. We will go over the basics on how to make, design, create, annoy and most importantly how to mess up your guides so people will actually understand them and you will pop some major ♥♥♥♥.

We will need simple steps to make sure this guide teaches you how to make a guide that basiclaly just is an allegory for the Holocaust because NOBODY was asking for it, but in my eyes it is. Bring out the ovens.

STEP 1

Learn your audience, but that is wasting time and effort because what do all these guides that are currently plaguing the CSGO community? That's right a waste of time and no effort whatsoever, we just want followers and for once I am being honest.

STEP 2

Pick a controversial subject, aiming, bomb locations, ninja defuses, pretty much any topic that will just clog up the comments to the point where people just thank your guide for being an inconclusive and most certainly unfinished guide.

STEP 3

Don't listen to haters, if someone hates your guide just ban them from commenting on any more guides you got, even when valid points are raised, it's clear that everyone is sensitive in the diaper region. Soiled diapers are the most common when it comes to excuses, and boy do people fail to admit it.

FINAL STEP (STEP 5 FOR YOU'RE INFORMATION)

Have grammer, punctuation and most importantly spelling errors. Prove you are an adolescent kid who failed English class 12 years straight (or 13 for you drunkard germans). You want to prove you are just nature's gift to society, even if you can't spell nature and end up spelling it like naychure. You might have a bad case of 80HD, to which I must presubscribe you a kokolate bar you fyat myke.

How To Find Controversial Subjects, And Understanding Your Audience

FINDING SOME EDGY STUFF ON THE INTERWEBZ

For most people finding controversial subjects is easy and proves them to be the edgiest kid in school because he thought 9/11 was an inside job or child pornography is legal in many countries why not USA.

CSGO has one simple staple and that is no one aggrees with each other and that is a good thing. You want to start comment wars and clog your internet space by reading them all, laughing and submitting it to the Cringe Channel. People seriously think sensitivity has to be high because no mouse acceleration is present and also people think better aim is to play with bots but it just encourages most people to an hero.

"WOW LOOK AT ME I JUST ACED WITH BOTS ON EXPERT, TIME TO APPLY TO CLOUD 9, FNATIC, AND NIP ALL AT THE SAME TIME! But first I have to submit it to the CSGO page and say it's legit, OH YEAH" - Average John (or joe, whatever)

It's hard to say it definitively but I beleive this guide is only gonna get worse from here.

FINDING YOUR EDGY AUDIENCE

Finding your own audience to relate to your subject is hard, but how can we fix this? Make a guide and click all the boxes below to apply this guide to the arabian countries with lack of internet, and those pesky africans, afrikaans who need internet. you want to waste their time and effort so why bother with your time and effort.

Making a guide is easy as hell because people read them regardless how stupid it is. a basic consumer takes a mild turd every guide he reads, you want that turd to be caused by epicness. But what if your guide sucks (like mine) and you really want to smell the sweaty asses festering feces of epicness after reading your guide? EASY.


MAKE A GUIDE FOR AN AUDIENCE THAT DOESN'T LIKE YOU.


If you do this, your guide will just get more attention and isn't that what we all need. Wastes of time and effort you say? You betcha. Keep in mind, you will not look better if you do this, you only make yourself look more dumb, BUT LOOK AT THOSE COMMENT WARS.

How To Deal With Haters OPPS i an #randim :DDD :)))))))))

GOING AMANDA TODD

Haters have only one goal, to make a subject seem more logical as possible. Don't beleive me? Why do the haters raise interesting points more than the random "10/10" commentors?

Face it, haters are almost required to make a good guide, the more publicity the more ♥♥♥♥ you will get after the guide. If you HATE haters, just spam #hatersgonnahate it only proves your soiled diaper is getting tears. Butt hurt commentators are not raising good points and just being rude you say? Just block them from the guide what is so hard my god. If you hate haters so much and have no time or effort, especially with your guide why bother? Just block them you only look more sensitive and heluva more insecure.

Do what I do, I basically just don't read comments because I am a socialist that doesn't need ciriticism to know if I did good or not. My actual peers (my boyfriend) usually tells me if my guide is recycable or not. And right now he is sleeping.

The difference Between "Mad Or Nawww" to "#hatersgonnahate"

The obvious reaction from most pre-adolescent kids especially the edgy ones is the "You mad or Naww". They know straight away people hate that saying because of the hook of "Naww" rings a tune from your memory glands because it's a new way of saying "No". If you wait 5 seconds to answer to then call them an idiot for not saying "no" you basically took the bait and you are mad. Replying with "Naww" also proves a sign of soiled diapers, if you respond with their efforts they see you are not having any time or effort to make a good comeback.

The best solution? Just erase them from your memories and claim the dog told you to kill them.

When people say "#hatersgonnahate" they are not going to listen anymore. They are immortally triggered to no end and have no reasoning to exist now other to spam the hashtag. At this point I am mad bro and can't really suffice the actual clause for using the hashtag as a form of language over your native tongue.

But hey, #hatersgonnahate and there is nothing else to say because you are a hater and I do what I want-#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#hatersgonnahate#nofilter

Be A Noob Speaker

For most people this is almost a requirement or else you are just zenophobic and have no friends other than the hands that hold your erections tightly in the shower as you sob your worries away in cold water.

Despite All Odds

In the case of making a guide? Good luck but remember no one likes you even your friends, so making a guide will only solidify you as a nofriended person who for some reason wears diapers.

While you are reading this I am just gonna end this guide ubruptly.



oh yeah and spam pictures that have nothing to do with the guide, you will look like you had some effort put in, and if anyone questions it, just spam "#hatersgonnahate"

[Mystream]

ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same! ❤ +rep or another +rep text

-rep sv_cheat 1
-rep fck u cheater
-rep cheater
-rep vacation is coming
-rep glitcher
-rep don't have walls
-rep kill you're self
-rep you die cheater
-rep hacks + hacks + hacks
-rep trigger bot
-rep only hs and think he's legit lol
-rep hacker
-rep bunny script

[CarryTV Host: Simple Simon]

does this guide come with hacks or do you need to download them separately?