GabeN Prayer

This prayer will help you win every match.

GabeN Prayer

This prayer will help you win every match.
You can thank me later.

Our Lord, who art at Valve, GabeN be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in homes as it is at Valve.
Give us Lord our Daily Deal, and forgive us for our scams as we forgive those who scam against us.
And lead us not into console peasantry, but deliver us from Origin.
For thine is the Steamdom, the Gear, and the Engine, forever and ever, in Freeman's name I pray,
GabeN

[ПОДФИМОЗНИК]

It works

[AOUwUOA]

It worked!
When i hop on l4d2 and was praying there was no ddos and ping was fine
10/10

[DEMON]

дай антимага пж

[flame]

lord gaben pls dont kill me, but I used to be a console peasant.

[JIN'.]

i would rate it solid 5/7

[Jeremy]

No h8 plz

[Jeremy]

Console Players are not peasants

[$teez]

8/8 would bang m8

[Mach!ne]

Works well, other team begged gaben for forgiveness for not saying

[LC]

Can confirm really works, the other team had an AFK and they surrendered. Praise be unto GabeN