Starbound

Starbound

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How to play Glitch.
By jinx!
How to roleplay glitch and act gud.
   
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Introduction
Hello. This is my second guide that I have created after alot of suggestions. So, let us begin!
Say hello to the Glitch!
Introducing our fine friends, the Glitch. Now, the glitch did not create themselves obviously, so who the heckers made them? The Glitch are a race of smart robots created by unknown orgins. The Glitch where created all across the universe (Beatles piano rift) by the mysteriouse unknown race, and eventaully wiped out their creators because technology became more important than social progression, and everybody died. Yaaaaaaay!
To make things worse, since everybody died, nobody could program the Glitch. So now they are forever stuck in medival progression.
Roleplaying
Here ye! Here ye roleplayers! This section shall help you act and fit the humble role of the Glitch!

Glitch DO NOT build weird techy crap.Because the Glitch where created by such a intelligent race, the technology is impossible to update. On some occasions, the glitch have a sort of reproduction system where they build new Glitch from scratch. Sometimes, "mistakes" are made and the newly made Glitch end up self-aware. These glitch are called "Outcasts" and are hated by all other Glitches, and are hunted down and killed because they are deemed "insane" So you can choose to be a outcast glitch, with more updated technology and better knowledge of things, or a outdated version, with old timey stuff.
Glitch always state their emotions outloud before the rest of their sentance, sort of like these examples:
Insulted. You do not have to be so rude.
Embarrased. My optics are up here.
Charned. Welcome to our village traveler!
Enraged. You chose the wrong castle to invade!
Ya see?
The glitch love the Floran. They are bros the close, bestys forever, and the dream team. The common answer to this is because the Floran killed the space pirates who took over the Glitch throne. (Hints of this are found in codex entry)

Glitch housing
The common Glitch live in medival houses. This means thatched roofs, a wood outer shell, grey brick walls, and black stone floors. The interior decor usaully consists of weapon racks, a stone furnace, wood book shelves, and lots of wood and straw. If your getting fancy, you can use a hidden trapdoor to throw in a little dungeon in the basement.
We have reached the end
This is the end of my second Starbound guide, so like and comment please, and comment what you think. Maybe we shall meet in Starbound one day, who knows?
Thanks!
59 Comments
Ziden Sep 28, 2020 @ 10:53pm 
I mean you could pretend that didn't happen
ABlueHairedFox Aug 22, 2018 @ 2:29pm 
"Embarassed. My optics are up here" wow you pervert
ViveeFox Feb 24, 2018 @ 2:08pm 
Fascinated. This is a well-crafted guide.
Isolyth May 21, 2016 @ 5:09pm 
the story bit is wrong, what happened is:

a race made them

the raace realized: "most spices blowthem selfs up with nukes" so they made the gitch unable to get to that point

ENDERCREEP Aug 30, 2015 @ 1:24am 
dont forgot the walking trick hold shift and walk in any direction and you walk like a npc
Jagiellon May 31, 2015 @ 2:42am 
thanks, it didnt really help because i know all this anyway but it was cool and interesting despite that
Snowy Apr 2, 2015 @ 3:25am 
who has a starbound server?
Less Mar 30, 2015 @ 1:59pm 
*just
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dammit spelling
Less Mar 30, 2015 @ 1:58pm 
excuse me and my horrible spelling also pardon my caps and over the top attitude its us tim so excited to see rp is still out there!!!! :D
Less Mar 29, 2015 @ 10:43pm 
oh thanks anyway its ust there REALLY popular and i havent had the time to research but hanks anyway man I OWE YOU ONE :D