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Big Daddy (Bouncer)

I am Meat, and I'm here to ask you a question.

Is a princess not entitled to the love of her savior?
'No!' says the Barbarian at camp, 'It belongs to the poor.'
'No!' says the Frost King in the Ice Castle, 'It belongs to God.'
'No!' says the Evil Wizard in his Castle, 'It belongs to me.'

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different.
I chose the impossible. I chose... Crashers.

And with the sweat of your brow (and subscription to my character), you may choose the impossible with me.























P.S. Would you kindly play Bioshock