How to W+M1

Here I will teach you how to play as W+M1 class.

It is a common misconception that pyro is a scrublord based class that takes -9/11% skill to play. But I have 2000+ Hours on TF2 and 300+ on W+M1, so unlike you I actually know what I'm doing.

Pyro

If you are new

At least you can recognize that I am truely the only one in existance that can play pyro.

Getting started

Step 1.
Selecting your class:
Pick Pyro

Step 2.
Selecting your weapon:
Beg someone for a degreaser because everything is garbage tier

Step 3.
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Step 4.
Good Job you Completed the Tutorial now go to the 3rd section.

If you are not new

Nice try nerd, but go back to the 1st section because we all know you can't play pyro correctly unless you read this.

Advanced Tips

After graduating to scrub level you can now learn advanced tips

How to intimidate all the cheeky nerds

Step 1. The Tactic
Run straight at them while holding down your primary fire. This will cause them to flee from you in fear of being all hot and bothered by your charming skill.

Step 2. Plan B
If they do not run away and return fire you should not let this happen because you should've burned them faster.

How to counter classes

Step 1. The Scout
He runs fast and you are slow. Just run faster at him or if you are lucky you can surprise him from behind like in those prison movies.

Step 2. The Soldier and Demoman
These scrublord fires phallic objects at you that you can return back to them. But if you do that that would be cheating. They are slower than you so you should always win.

Step 3. The Pyro
I am the only hot person here. Show these guys who they are embarrassing by running at them and burn them. They will try to burn you, but you will burn their whole family.

Step 4. Heavy
These guys hack. They W+M1 better than you. Report them when you see one to help clean up the game community.

Step 5. Engineer
Notorious for having the ability to download and deploy aimbotting without even having to fight for themselves because they are cheeky kids.

Step 6. Medic
Medics are begging to be murdered. You shall comply with their request.

Step 7. Sniper
Most of the time Snipers are just some nerds trying to pull something scrubby and want you to put them out of their misery. Other times they are cheating because they kill you from outside your flamethrower range. Put them out of their misery as well because you are the better sniper.

Step 8. Spy
Free kills.

How to be the hottest pyro

Step 1. Pockets
You are way too pro for a nerd who went to medical school. Let them perish for their sins.

Step 2. Flair gun
It is your most prized weapon when w+m1. It ddoses anyone you see thats on fire. What kind of plebian wouldn't use a fire weapon on a fireman class. Remember to work the shaft.

Step 3. Medical Insurance
Always carry around your trusty one hit ko powerjack. It knows how good you are so it gives you drugs everytime you get a kill and you are sonic fast when running with it. But running is for cowards so it punishes you with extra damage when you have it out.

Conclusion

Next time someone says w+m1 is for noobs. Don't worry, they are just steamed because of how hot you are when you imitate me.

P.S. This was in dedication to my sexually attractive love interests in hopes of teaching them how to main pyro because they suck.
-Shepard
-Guyver
-Yama

Your Welcum

[SpaceBug]

Best guide 10/10

[tacker11]

yeah ok but OOOOHH IM GONNA WIGGLE MY MOUSE

[AHMET EROL]

lol

[USB Port]

yo dud thanks that shit gud

[Engineer Gaming]

lol

[bertofoda5]

my friend says "everyone who starts playing is a pyro main, you'll eventually change". i would love to prove him wrong.

[Cacurjac]

"Where did u learn to be such a good pyro kid"

"i leArned frOm tHe beSt"

[Phateus]

"medics are begging to be murdered" ... Accurate

[Noba]

VVVClearly does not understand this is a joke.VVV

[trainchase]

Heavys DON'T HACK, Just play as em & see their HP, Also, SNIPER IS AN LONG-RANGED CLASS, & PYRO IS FOR SHORT RANGES, SO SNIPERS ARE NOT HACKERS EITHER