TF2: All Military Green Soldier Hats for your Loadouts

LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! A true soldier needs to wear a uniform! And the best color for this is green! Military green! Uhh... So, this guide compiles every military green cosmetic item for the Soldier. You can mix and match these items to build different unique loadouts. So get green, maggot! And let's get started...

Intro

Hats

Sergeant's Drill Hat

You are the sorriest excuses for soldiers I have ever seen!
— The Soldier disciplining his regiment

Lumbricus Lid

The worm has turned, gentlemen!
— The Soldier

Jumper's Jeepcap

U! S! A!
— The Soldier

Cloud Crasher

Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!
— The Soldier

Whirly Warrior

Any man comes at me airborne, I am turning into a meat cloud!
— The Soldier

Shellmet

We've hit the top of the mountain, son! Now let's defend this pile of rocks!
— The Soldier about defending Vietnam's hills

Tank Top

A good hat is half the battle.
— Tank Top publicity blurb

Peacebreaker

Because peacemaking is for hippies!
— Peacebreaker publicity blurb

Close Quarters Cover

Now that was close.
— The Soldier on close quarters fight

Wanderer's Wool (Style: Backcountry)

Are you Happy, MAGGOT ?!
— Wanderer's Wool publicity blurb

Head Hedge

You cannot hide, coward.
— The Heavy (mistakingly) attacking a bush

Brand Loyalist

In this cutthroat world of commerce and federal taxes, let those poor defenceless companies know that you've got their back.
— Brand Loyalist publicity blurb

Misc

Shortness Of Breath

Possible side effects: Blindness, asphyxia, bruising of the elbows, loss of coordination, cool appearance.
— Shortness Of Breath publicity blurb

Attack Packs

Locked and loaded!
— The Soldier after checking his pouches

Stealth Bomber

They'll never see your lower body coming!
— Stealth Bomber publicity blurb

War Blunder

Screaming Eagles!
— The Soldier

Weapons

Here's some weapons that you can match with your loadout (You can also use green warpaints if you wanna use other weapons, but still look good)

The Liberty Launcher

This particular variant has all the bells and whistles befitting an entire front line unit: folding sight, capacity to split into two parts for easier carrying, and a stock that can be comfortably used by one in every 500 soldiers.
— Liberty Launcher publicity blurb

Reserve Shooter

Military scientists were at first dumbfounded by the request made by soldiers of the airborne divisions to make a gun with the same firepower in a smaller package. It's usually their job to put vastly more firepower in a package that's the same size or much bigger. Grudgingly the work was completed, and this was the result, a compact shotgun.
— Reserve Shooter publicity blurb

Market Gardener

As the soldiers' need for a digging implement for graves, latrines and trenches increased to include hedgerows, shrubberies and officers' golf courses, the Army stepped up development of its standard issue digging tools to make them smaller and more effective.
— Market Gardener publicity blurb

Air Strike

I am the perfect avian killing machine!
— The Soldier on air-to-land missiles

B.A.S.E. Jumper

Fall in, men!
— The Soldier on preparing the mercenaries to parachute out of a plane

Escape Plan

If you know what's good for ya, you will run!— The Soldier on how to use the Escape Plan

The End!

So, why did I make this guide?
Well... Guess I had nothing else to do :P
Basicaly, one day I was making a loadout and needed to find a list of cosmetics with this color, but as you can guess there were none. And this guide is going to fix this!
That's pretty much it...
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That's all, folks!

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