GUIIDE ON COPY PASTAS FOR CS2

Copypasta

Copypasta may have originally been a genuine post at some point, but individuals may have deemed the story so ridiculous or entertaining that they share the exact content years later to prank others. It's similar to a circle of friends reuniting to tease something someone once said and finding humor in it.

Copy pastas as a universal reply

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Copypastas for trash talking

This [insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.


Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.

go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, i dont give a ♥♥♥♥ what you think, I can say whatever the ♥♥♥♥ I want. You are arguing with a 15 year old on twitter
rn, which maybe means that you are a bit jealous that i actually succeeded in what i did?

cry is free

Dont focus on short-term results, focus on improving! Here's a detailed match analysis that will help you: OMEGALUL

Copypastas for praising a player

I've seen [insert player here] play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind.
He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse
gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel
are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.


*player* skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating
but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with
Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...*player*using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him
trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?


if X has a million fans, i'm one of them. if X has ten fans, i'm one of them. if X has no fans, that means i'm no more on the earth. if world
against X, i'm against the world. i love X till my last breath.. die hard fan of X.. hit like if you think X best player & smart player in the
world

Copy pastas to show anger

The only reason, the only reason you’re all laughing is because you don’t understand that I also played in a team before and it’s
actually proper CS and not the kind of ♥♥♥♥ you play. I’m not gonna play matchmaking with you all because you’re all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
useless anyway. You know why you’re better than me? Do you know why? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you ♥♥♥♥♥. Tell me the answer, come on
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, laugh all you want you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbasses, honestly, ♥♥♥♥ this. You’re all having a laugh and I’m trying to p
play a game and actually do something and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ win. ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥.


Son of dog, you are at my list
You are lucky there are no flyes

Copy pastas which are random

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want
to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story



"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is
that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these
ingredients are not free. Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US
Dollar): (price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears France: 0,20 $ Italy: 0,17 $ Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $ USA: 0,18 $ Canada: 0,18 $ Japan: 0,18 $ Russia: 0,16 $ That means russia has the cheapest cry.
(Hail Communism) Thank you for reading.


How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have
"nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied
but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best
form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is


valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow
unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark
world and realism


As my first FPS game, csgo was a bit overwhelming. I soon started to gain skills like aiming at head level. Before I knew it, I was
performing лучше and better. I stopped making silly ошибки and я got vastly better at not умирающий to the enemy игроки. For the
наиболее part, everyone I've met was helpful and хороший, there есть the иногда рывок however. As Я по-прежнему play csgo все
более и более, Я уверен, что я буду продолжать совершенствовать. Я рекомендую эту игру для всех!

Copy pastas about pros

I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order.

JW IS PREGNANT CHECK HLTV! and FAZE DOWN ASS UP gachiHYPER gachiBASS

Taco: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Virtus Pro, Nuke, and it was 15-5 to VP. We were playing as T. VP are CT. And Fallen said, guys if you think we are good, let's prove it now."

Teammate: "Did you come back?"

Taco: "Of course not. 16-5."

Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend.

I'm telling you, ropz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked what the diapers were for, and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely sh*t on these kids" and then he bunnyhopped out the door.

I was in Stockholm last week. I went to the local computer shop to see if they had new graphics cards that are so limited. As I walked into the store I was so surprised to see Device. He was smashing each monitor one by one. The workers were unfazed, this was a daily occurrence according to them...

What is copypastas used for??

Copypasta may have originally been a genuine post at some point, but individuals may have deemed the story so ridiculous or entertaining that they share the exact content years later to prank others. It's similar to a circle of friends reuniting to tease something someone once said and finding humor in it.

Copy pastas to greet everyone

( ☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ☞ ｄｏｎｔ　ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ　ｐｌｅａｓｅ ( ☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ☞

Copypastas for trash talking

This [insert CSGO team or player here] is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.


Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.

go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, i dont give a ♥♥♥♥ what you think, I can say whatever the ♥♥♥♥ I want. You are arguing with a 15 year old on twitter
rn, which maybe means that you are a bit jealous that i actually succeeded in what i did?

cry is free

Dont focus on short-term results, focus on improving! Here's a detailed match analysis that will help you: OMEGALUL

Copypastas to praise someone

I've seen [insert player here] play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind.
He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse
gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel
are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes.


*player* skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating
but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with
Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...*player*using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him
trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?


if X has a million fans, i'm one of them. if X has ten fans, i'm one of them. if X has no fans, that means i'm no more on the earth. if world
against X, i'm against the world. i love X till my last breath.. die hard fan of X.. hit like if you think X best player & smart player in the
world

Copypastas to show anger

The only reason, the only reason you’re all laughing is because you don’t understand that I also played in a team before and it’s actually proper CS and not the kind of ♥♥♥♥ you play. I’m not gon play matchmaking with you all because you’re all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless anyway. You know why you’re better than me? Do you know why? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you ♥♥♥♥♥. Tell me the answer, come on
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, laugh all you want you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbasses, honestly, ♥♥♥♥ this. You’re all having a laugh and I’m trying to play a game and actually do something and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ win. ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥.


Son of dog, you are at my list
You are lucky there are no flyes

Random copypastas?

[Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want
to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterio my story



"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But
what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram
salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free. Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used
the following formula (price is in US Dollar): (price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears France:
0,20 $ Italy: 0,17 $ Germany: 0,19 $ United Kingdom: 0,22 $ USA: 0,18 $ Canada: 0,18 $ Japan: 0,18 $ Russia: 0,16 $ That means russia has the cheapest cry.(Hail Communism) Thank you for reading.


How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a "bomb"? Instead of abilities they have "nades mollies and smokes". Instead of agents it's terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It's almost as if they copied
but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. Valve should be ashamed of themselves. I guess imitation is the best
form of flattery, Riot is so kind to not come after Valve legally. Blatant rip off of Valorant this game is


valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism


As my first FPS game, csgo was a bit overwhelming. I soon started to gain skills like aiming at head level. Before I knew it, I was
performing лучше and better. I stopped making silly ошибки and я got vastly better at not умирающий to the enemy игроки. For the
наиболее part, everyone I've met was helpful and хороший, there есть the иногда рывок however. As Я по-прежнему play csgo все
более и более, Я уверен, что я буду продолжать совершенствовать. Я рекомендую эту игру для всех!

Copy pastas about pros

I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order.

JW IS PREGNANT CHECK HLTV! and FAZE DOWN ASS UP gachiHYPER gachiBASS

Taco: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Virtus Pro, Nuke, and it was 15-5 to VP. We were playing as T. VP are CT. And Fallen said, guys if you think we are good, let's prove it now."

Teammate: "Did you come back?"

Taco: "Of course not. 16-5."

Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend.

I'm telling you, ropz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked what the diapers were for, and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely sh*t on these kids" and then he bunnyhopped out the door.

I was in Stockholm last week. I went to the local computer shop to see if they had new graphics cards that are so limited. As I walked into the store I was so surprised to see Device. He was smashing each monitor one by one. The workers were unfazed, this was a daily occurrence according to them...

[ᚠᚢᚱ⁧⁧Insan1ty]

My england not very good sir

[Klätz]

ENG: Choose something from this list and write in my profile, I will answer you mutually

RUS: Выберите что то одно из этого списка и напишите в моём профиле, отвечу взаимно

+rep
+rep aimstar
+rep godflicks
+rep sign me please
+rep sign pls
+rep great player
+rep killing machine
+rep insane peek
+rep good awper
+rep awesome flicks
+rep great teammate
+rep team leader
+rep wp
+rep xGOD
+rep pro
+rep good mate
+rep captain