Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

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Why Zeus completely, utterly, and totally sucks.
By El Gurrino
In this guide I'll show you all the reasons to NOT use Zeus and to use Thor instead.
   
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The pros of Zeus.


- Zeus can do area damage, which can be useful against crowds.

- That's it for the pros...
Cons of Zeus.


- Zeus is not tanky... at all.

- Zeus does very little damage against the more tankier units.

- Zeus does not have a projectile block unlike Thor.

- Zeus doesn't even throw real lightning bolts and instead plastic toy cheap copies of lightning bolts bought from the local Walmart.
Pros of Thor.


- Thor is pretty bulky and deals great damage.

- Thor has a good special ability.

- Thor has a pretty great projectile block.

- Thor looks badass.
Cons of Thor.


- Honestly... there are none.
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7 Comments
commandololz Jun 16 @ 8:31am 
Thor is a melee unit, which can be a little troubling from time to time, but, still, Thor is often way better than Zeus.
jacobqmcfarland Mar 14 @ 1:39pm 
bro the 1000yrd stare again
amazingfrog16 Feb 21 @ 9:20pm 
i agree
*Insert something here* Feb 18 @ 12:04pm 
Zeus is also a ranged unit and can deal with quantity slightly better then Thor. Meanwhile, Thor is good at killing quality troops and small groups, so both are meant to be used for entirely different things and should not be compared to each other.
El Gurrino  [author] Feb 16 @ 5:02am 
I literally say that he can do area damage, read before commenting.
DogMuncher22 Feb 15 @ 12:40pm 
zeus is better cause he is cheaper and thor is legacy so you cant use him in most campaigns also thors area attack is op cause he can clear big groups really easy from the backline
wrighthtkerris7 Feb 10 @ 1:40am 
why zeus:steamsad: