How to not piss yourself playing Outlast

By far the best guide for new players, potty trainers, and taxpayers.

Intro

Outlast is a scary game. I pissed my pants the first time playing it, and I was humiliated. But I became determined to show the game who's the REAL boss here, so I found a solution. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Step 1

Steps:

1) Prepare (1) clean pair of underwear. Hein's is cheap and available, but I prefer Frigo No. 1 Athletic or Klein myself.

Step 2

2) Write down your favoratest song to work out to, ever ( I wrote 'Knights Of Cydonia' by Muse)

Step 3

3) *Aquire and add song to steam music library

Step 4

4) Play Outlast whilst jamming to song. Laugh at every diffused jumpscare.

Final Step

5) Write a farewell letter to the adult diapers everyone thought you needed. Farewell.

[goktukayra]

i pissed myself reading this guide

[Ванюшнкс]

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[sammyplayzzzz]

very informative, thanks! (i will still proceed to piss myself)

[among in the sus]

who tf gets scared of outlast in the big 2025

[swedish man reincarnated]

Will use this guide, thank you very much sir !

[anil]

thanks a lot

[Dr Wheatley]

Is there any restriction to what the song can be? Can I listen to the DK rap?

[deadboy77]

outlast isn't that scary

[oowooism]

what da heck my brotha

[skullfire130]

XD what did i read XD