The Laughably Useless Guide to Playing Lethal Company

Welcome to Lethal Company, where teamwork makes the dream work—or at least makes you laugh while you all die horrifically! If you’re ready to dive into chaos and questionable decisions, grab your flashlight and let’s get started!

1. Character Overview

• You: A brave soul with the survival instincts of a potato. Your job? Gather items and try not to trip over your own feet while doing so.
  
  
• Your Friends: A bunch of equally confused teammates who will either support you or throw you to the monsters. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

2. Controls That Will Leave You Scratching Your Head

• W, A, S, D: For moving. If you feel like you’re in a dance-off with your keyboard, you’re probably just trying to escape an angry monster.
  
  
• Mouse: Look around and wonder why everything feels like it’s spinning. Bonus points if you get lost staring at a wall!
  
  
• Flashlight: Your best friend and worst enemy. It helps you see in the dark, but let’s be real—your panic will probably make it flicker just when you need it most.

3. Gameplay Basics (Or What Not to Do)

• Stick Together: They say teamwork is key, but honestly, who wants to share the glory? Split up and hope for the best! Just remember to keep an eye on your friends… or don’t. They’ll be fine (probably).
  
  
• Collecting Items: Your main objective. Gather things like keys and batteries while pretending you’re not absolutely terrified. Remember, if you scream, it’ll just alert the monster that you’re nearby!

4. Common Mistakes (Guaranteed to Make You Laugh)

• Ignoring the Sounds: Those spooky noises? Just ignore them. It’s probably nothing… or your doom. Either way, let’s just keep walking!
  
  
• Panic Running: When you see the monster, the instinct to run is strong. Unfortunately, so is your tendency to trip over literally everything. Good luck with that!

5. Power-Ups (Sort Of)

• Sneaky Sneakers: These imaginary shoes will help you move faster—if only they existed. Instead, just flail around like a chicken when you hear the monster.
  
  
• Courage Potion: If you can find one, drink it quickly! Just kidding—there’s no such thing. You’re on your own with those panic attacks!

6. Teamwork (Or Lack Thereof)

• Communication: Shouting random things into the mic will make you feel better! “I’m gonna die!” and “Where’s the exit?!” are classics.
  
  
• Blame Game: When things go south (which they will), don’t forget to blame your teammates. “If you had only found the key sooner, we wouldn’t be in this mess!”

Conclusion

Playing Lethal Company is all about embracing the absurdity and enjoying the inevitable chaos. Whether you win, lose, or just laugh until you cry, remember: it’s all in good fun! Now go out there and make some questionable decisions—you’ve got this!

[AstralDuck]

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[gmacflash2013]

instructions unclear: what does the J button do

[Niko!]

Instructions unclear: how do I open the game

[Fluffy Lil Satanist]

instructions unclear: how do i scream and panic?

[Hazey]

This is like the social guide to lethal company. Pretty awesome lol.

[Aves]

instructions unclear: how do I walk backwards

[Gamerlight10]

instructions unclear: im now in OBLOCK