Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to summon scout tf2
By Anumoss
Good morning students,
Today we shall be discussing the abnormal phenomenon also known as "Scout TF2'ing". this process involves many many toiling steps and feats to overcome, resulting in the formation of Scoot himself.

Ingredients

5 peaches , peeled, cored and sliced (about 4 cups)
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt

For the batter:
6 Tablespoons butter
134 bowls (bigger the better) all-purpose flour
1 cup granulated sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup milk
ground cinnamon

First step understandably is to dig a hole the approximate size of your preferred scunt. Dump all wet ingredients at your local church and boof the dry ♥♥♥♥. Prepare your HOLE for entering as you should grab your local pc nerd, place them in, pray to Gabe N and call the geek a slur.

Let rest for a few hours and hey presto! you own your own Scouwn. a loyal companion that will sleep in the drains and gutters of your house or abode! Feed/water every other month with Cool aid and Orange Box Physical copys. This beast of a man child can and will eat any intruders pets or Elderly. Be wary as Fingies ™ are Delicious and should be protected at all times.

Till next time dear travelers, as next week we shall be overlooking the creation of Lime Adornments for your Scouyts needs and desires!!

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16 Comments
Anumoss  [author] Sep 28, 2024 @ 12:05pm 
apologies to all who summoned him, a remedy has been posted.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3339221384
KODLIX_user1 Sep 28, 2024 @ 12:03pm 
how do i get rid of him
Ruviess Sep 27, 2024 @ 3:08pm 
Awesome
A lobotomised Potato Sep 27, 2024 @ 2:32pm 
ALTERNATIVE METHOD

1. Sex the spy
2. Give birth
3. Raise child and name them scout II
T-REV Sep 27, 2024 @ 9:41am 
what to do with him after?
burglar Sep 27, 2024 @ 5:49am 
engineer gaming
thepowercyborg Sep 25, 2024 @ 11:57am 
Thanks
Muscle man Sep 25, 2024 @ 7:48am 
so cool
certified idiot Sep 25, 2024 @ 7:23am 
help i summond demoman instead
Postal Dude Sep 25, 2024 @ 4:36am 
I accidentally summoned a heavy what do i do now :gordon: