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The Thing-A-Majig™

Hello!

If you are reading this then that means you have been accepted into the experimental sub-beta program for the E.C.H.O Program! You are now valid for testing experimental Inter-Dimensional weapons!

This weapon comes from Dimension 32-C, and its branded as the Thing-A-Majig™.
Use with this weapon comes at your own discretion, please use with care and common sense.

Compensation will be acquitted to those who have used the Dimension 32-B variant of The Thing-A-Majig™ and have suffered loss of: Eye's, Brain Matter, and/or Livers due to any deals with Xorglob The Destroyer.

Compensation will differ between E.C.H.O. Combatants.
Such as:
$100-$2000 Cash
Exotic Alien Fruit
All Paid Expenses Free Vacation (3-Week)
10 Minute Family Time
50% Off Breakfast Ticket
Free Lunch Ticket
Free Dinner Ticket
Other - (Please Contact Your Supervisor For More Information)

Warm Regards, Steve P. - Oracle CEO