How to P Rank P-2

This comprehensive guide will go into the exact minutia required to P-Ranking the most difficult mission in ULTRAKILL. We will learn what weapons we will be utilizing, how to approach the major and minor encounters, required techniques to master, and how to effectively defeat Sisyphus Prime.

An Introduction

Hello!

If you've stumbled upon this guide you too have realized the vast difference in skill between yourself and what is asked of you in P-2.

I hope this guide will help you as I have gone through the effort in breaking down everything this level brings to the altar.

My knees have become weak from this monumental effort.

We will begin with the singularly difficult section.

How to P-Rank P-2

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How to Construct Your Hummus into an Idol of Illustrious Sin

This is a recipe that my pal, Jafar the filth gave to me when we were going through a walk in the woods. You can't make a friend without snapping a few branches, if you know what I mean. Jafar ain't any filth, he's a filth prime, and being filth prime means a few things.

The first is that he eats a lot.

The second is that his palate is of prodigious quality.

Being a filth means there's not much to do, and since he's got no hands, pleasure is derived from his oral senses.

He taught me this recipe in his Nan's house who was torn apart a few years ago in a fight against a schizophrenic schism. She's dead now and that's a good thing.

Jafar also has a pet stalker. She doesn't do much. She carries her litter box on her back.

The Recipe

Get some plain hummus. Greed has a few stores that sell it.
I suggest making the hummus creamier since store bought hummus tends to run dry.
This can be achieved through adding a touch of water and mixing it in.

You can also add a few drops of lime or lemon juice. Tougher to find, I recommend checking out the trees in Violence. You can also get a decent substitute by milking a mind-flayer.

Touch of olive oil. You would think you'd get it from Violence but no, you need to get to the Stripper Costco on Lust.

Paprika or Sumac. It can be substituted with some burnt and grinded down meat from an insurrector.

This serves has an excellent meal to help power you through the endless torment of Hell.

[Adz.Brut]

Secret boss leak: Jafar Prime

[Virko]

mommyflayer? I NEED IT

[wiloxy5879]

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[OntologicalWeevil]

by asking nicely @Talalez

[Talalez]

you. you can milk a mindflayer?
would you be so kind as to explain the process to us?