My Summer Car Achievement GUIDE 2024

Discover how to unlock all 76 achievements in "My Summer Car" with this concise guide. From building cars to exploring the Finnish countryside, you'll find step-by-step instructions to tackle every milestone. Perfect for players of all levels, this guide provides practical tips and strategies to make your journey through "My Summer Car" a breeze. Start ticking off achievements today with this compact and comprehensive guide.

[INFORMATION]

Achievement Info:

Achievement Icon	Mode	Total
	Immortal	48
	Mortal	12
		16

• You can't get Mortal achievements if you're playing on Immortal.
  
• But you can get Immortal achievements if you're playing on Mortal.

Save game tips:
For some achievements it's best to save your game before, if you don't want to face the consequences. For an achievement like "An idiot" you'd probably want to save you're game before, so you can quit the game once you got the achievement.

Difficulty:

Easy

Normal

Hard

You Wish

100 KM

Drive a total of 100 kilometers with Satsuma in the game.



Tips:

• Consider using the highway for long stretches of uninterrupted driving.
  
• Plan your journey during daylight hours to have better visibility.
  
• Check fluid levels before starting any long journeys to avoid unexpected issues.

Fluid Refill Reminder:

Don't forget to check and refill your car fluids regularly:

• Oil: Keep your engine running smoothly.
  
• Coolant: Prevent overheating.
  
• Brake Fluid: Ensure optimal braking performance.
  
• Fuel: Don't run out of gas mid-drive!

1000 KM

Drive a total of 1,000 kilometers with Satsuma in the game.



Tips:

• Consider using the highway for long stretches of uninterrupted driving.
  
• Plan your journey during daylight hours to have better visibility.
  
• Check fluid levels before starting any long journeys to avoid unexpected issues.

Fluid Refill Reminder:
Don't forget to check and refill your car fluids regularly:

• Oil: Keep your engine running smoothly.
  
• Coolant: Prevent overheating.
  
• Brake Fluid: Ensure optimal braking performance.
  
• Fuel: Don't run out of gas mid-drive!

1000 Strawberries!

Pick 1,000 strawberries at the strawberry field.

Strawberry field location:


What to bring with you:

• Beer
  
• Chips
  
• Cigarettes

Important:
Less fatigue = faster berry picking
Bring the Satsuma seat with you if you don't want to bring coffee (I recommend coffee)


How to pick berries:
Grab a berry box


Press [Q] to lean forward, try to get the box under the bush to pick and drop berries simultaneously


It takes around 4 bushes to fill up 1 berry box


Once you've filled up the box drop it here and grab a new one and repeat the process


Don't forget to take the money!


How to make coffee:
You'll need 4 things:

• Garbage barrel from your home
  
• Coffee from Teimo's shop
  
• Coffee cup from the cottage
  
• Coffee pan from the cottage

1. Open the coffee pan and put coffee in it


2. Fill up the coffee pan with water from the lake or any other water source


3. Close the coffee pan, place it into the barrel and light it up then wait for the barrel to stop burning


4. You're coffee is ready to go, take the coffee cup, hold it under the spout to drink the coffee

10000 KM

Drive a total of 10,000 kilometers with Satsuma in the game.



Tips:

• Consider using the highway for long stretches of uninterrupted driving.
  
• Plan your journey during daylight hours to have better visibility.
  
• Check fluid levels before starting any long journeys to avoid unexpected issues.

Fluid Refill Reminder:
Don't forget to check and refill your car fluids regularly:

• Oil: Keep your engine running smoothly.
  
• Coolant: Prevent overheating.
  
• Brake Fluid: Ensure optimal braking performance.
  
• Fuel: Don't run out of gas mid-drive!

A cure for illness

Finish the game Rapula.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Rapula diskette can be found at Jokke's new house after you helped him move, there will be 2 unlabeled diskettes, one of them is Rapula and the other one is Massacre, the game is in his closet room.


How to play the game:
Put the diskette into the pc.


Turn on the pc and type "a:" to access the diskette.


After that type "rapula" to start the game. If the game doesn't start, you have the wrong unlabeled diskette.



Controls:

A true hillbilly

Drive to Teimo's shop with the tractor.



Tip:

• If you're just starting out, bring the diesel and gasoline canister with you for a fill up.

Aiming like a pro

Score at least 35 points in the game Sormileikki.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Drive to the village, go inside the building next to Lindell inspection shop to get the internet access password.



Now you need to take a picture of this password or write it down somewhere, don't write down mine, for every player the password is different.


Now when you're home and got the password follow this order:

• Plug your pc into the wall
  
• Turn it on
  
• Type "telebbs" into the console
  
• Type "mode baud=9600" for the fastest internet speed
  
• Type "atdt (password)" to connect to the internet. Type the numbers together without the space after 938.
  
• Press Enter when the welcome screen loads and type in your preferred name, press Enter again
  
• Type "/f" to access files
  
• Type "/load sormilki.exe c:" to start downloading the game to the C drive
  
• After the game has finished downloading type "/q" to exit the files screen
  
• Then type "exit" into the console to exit telebbs
  
• Now type "sormilki" into the console to load the game

Tips:

• Try to get all of the extra points and the index finger trough the 2 fingers as fast as possible.

Controls:

An idiot

Break the Teimo shop's window while the shop is open.

• Shop is open from 10:00 to 20:00 (10am to 8pm) from Monday to Saturday, it's closed on Sundays.

How to get the achievement:
1. Save you're game in the toilet behind Teimo's shop.
2. Now break this window by hitting it with H.

3. After getting the achievement, quit the game to avoid paying for the damages.

And it is gone!

Die with permadeath / mortal mode active.

How to get the achievement:

• 1. If you by any chance are doing this achievement 1st, just create a new game with mortal mode active and die straight away.
  
• 2. If you have progressed quite far in the game and don't want to die, you'll have to make a backup. Press (Windows key + R) and type (%appdata%).
  
  This will take you to your Roaming folder, what you want to do is go one folder back to AppData. Then open LocalLow folder, now open Amistech and copy the My Summer Car folder to your desktop. Once that's done you can safely die in the game and get the achievement. To load your game, take that copy you made of My Summer Car folder and replace it with the one in Amistech folder.

Bad Guy

Serve your full jail sentence without dying and get released.

• Chances of a police checkpoint spawning is 50% from Friday to Sunday, but only 10% on other days.

Police checkpoints:


How to get the achievement:
1. Drive around the highway and look for a police checkpoint, once you've found one, speed by them and they'll start chasing you.



2. Drive to Teimo's shop or any other place where you can save the game. After loading the game, the police is going to be waiting for you. When you'll get close to them, they will knock you out and take you to jail.

• I recommend not using the Satsuma when running from the police, if they catch up, they will ram you and damage your car.
  
• You'll receive a food tray twice a day every day at 12:00 (12pm) and 18:00 (6pm).
  
• If your thirst is high, drink from the toilet by leaning forward with Q. You can also drink your piss by looking up while peeing.
  
• You'll get released on day 0. Have fun!

Can't stop smoking now...

Smoke around 60 to 150 cigarettes.

• Beware that smoking increases stress rate and is going to fill up your stress bar quicker.

How to get the achievement:
You can get this achievement over time just by playing the game, but if you want to grind it out:

1. Buy cigarettes from Teimo's shop.


2. Start smoking pack after pack until you get the achievement.


I'd recommend you saving the game before grinding this out, because you probably don't want to deal with high stress rate.

If you choose to stay in the game and not quit after getting the achievement, or you can't quit because you didn't save before grinding this out, you'll have to find different ways of lowering your stress level or rather stress rate, like:

• Driving over 120km/h
  
• Drinking alcohol
  
• Chopping firewood
  
• Winning the rally
  
• Passing the car inspection
  
• Swearing
  
• Using a sauna
  
• Eating grilled meats
  
• Being on the island

Case solved

Drink all 24 bottles of beer from one case.

• You can save the game before, complete the achievement and quit to avoid hangover.

How to get the achievement:
1. Buy a beer case from Teimo's shop.


2. Drink it all.

Catch-A-Fish

Catch the UKK fish in Fishgame.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Drive to the village, go inside the building next to Lindell inspection shop to get the internet access password.



Now you need to take a picture of this password or write it down somewhere, don't write down mine, for every player the password is different.


Now when you're home and got the password follow this order:

• Plug your pc into the wall
  
• Turn it on
  
• Type "telebbs" into the console
  
• Type "mode baud=9600" for the fastest internet speed
  
• Type "atdt (password)" to connect to the internet. Type the numbers together without the space after 938.
  
• Press Enter when the welcome screen loads and type in your preferred name, press Enter again
  
• Type "/f" to access files
  
• Type "/load fishgame.exe c:" to start downloading the game to the C drive
  
• After the game has finished downloading type "/q" to exit the files screen
  
• Then type "exit" into the console to exit telebbs
  
• Now type "fishgame" into the console to load the game

Tips:

• Begin fishing and position the hook near the dock, ensuring you can reel in whatever is caught promptly upon hearing the sound indicating a catch.

Controls:

Daker rally

Piss in Satsuma's radiator.

• This won't ruin your car. Piss can be used as coolant too.

How to get the achievement:
1. Open the radiator.


2. Take out this hose with a screwdriver and let the radiator drain.


3. Once it's drained, put the hose back in. Don't forget to tighten it.
4. Fill up your urine bar by drinking water or milk for example, don't drink alcohol, it's going to be harder to aim.
5. Stand on the Satsuma and piss in the radiator. Once the fill up bar shows up, you'll get the achievement.

Darwin Award

Take a breathalyser test at a police checkpoint with blood-alcohol level of 3.5% or higher.

• Chances of a police checkpoint spawning is 50% from Friday to Sunday, but only 10% on other days.

How to get the achievement:
1. You'll need 2 beer cases, take them with you.


2. Find a police checkpoint. Police checkpoints:


3. Stop at the police checkpoint and before taking the breathalyser test, drink at least 34 beers to get the achievement.

Don't answer that call

Get killed by answering the phone during a thunderstorm.

How to get the achievement:
1. Wait for a thunderstorm.


2. When the phone is ringing, stand close to the phone to get struck, make sure your phone is plugged in.

Engine started!

Start a singleplayer race on the Imperian rally track, while playing Global Rally Grand Prix 95.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Drive to the village, go inside the building next to Lindell inspection shop to get the internet access password.



Now you need to take a picture of this password or write it down somewhere, don't write down mine, for every player the password is different.


Now when you're home and got the password follow this order:

• Plug your pc into the wall
  
• Turn it on
  
• Type "telebbs" into the console
  
• Type "mode baud=9600" for the fastest internet speed
  
• Type "atdt (password)" to connect to the internet. Type the numbers together without the space after 938.
  
• Press Enter when the welcome screen loads and type in your preferred name, press Enter again
  
• Type "/f" to access files
  
• Type "/load rally95.exe c:" to start downloading the game to the C drive. Beware that downloading this game takes 4 hours of real time
  
• After the game has finished downloading type "/q" to exit the files screen
  
• Then type "exit" into the console to exit telebbs
  
• Now type "rally95" into the console to load the game

How to get the achievement:
Once you're in the game and you see a tire in the down right corner with the text Singleplayer,
press the right arrow twice to get to Options then press Enter. When you're in Options, turn every
setting to LOW and OFF by pressing Enter. Now go back to Singleplayer, press Enter, then select
Championship, choose your car and press Enter. The game will freeze and you'll get the
achievement.

Controls:

Feel alive

Give Pena (the green car driver) the finger when he's giving you a lift and reach 90km/h.

• Pena gets angered when you give him the finger and he'll speed up.
  
• To slow down so he wouldn't crash, press / spam K.

How to get the achievement:
1. Wait for Pena to come by on the dirt roads or in the village, stop him by pressing O and get it.



2. Wait when you see straight road ahead then give him the finger by pressing M.

• You'll get the Total idiot & full idiot achievement as well, just by giving him the finger.

Finnish sisu!

Finish one stage of the rally with at least one missing wheel and it's suspension.

Prepare Satsuma for rally:

• You're Satsuma must be inspected by Lindell inspection shop.
  
• Order the bucket seats and racing racing harness from the parts magazine in your garage.
  
• Buy the fire extinguisher from Teimo's shop and install it in your Satsuma.
  
• Drive to Fleetaris with your Satsuma and install a roll cage. Buy Rally, Gommera or Standard tires.

You can't be drunk when signing up for rally.

You'll need to take your helmet with you to be able to sign up, you can remove it after signing up tho for better visibility.

How to get the achievement:
1. Drive to the village with Satsuma that's rally ready and bring your helmet with you. Also bring the spanner set and car jack.

2. Save your game on Saturday at 08:00 (8am) behind Teimo's shop in case the achievement somehow goes wrong. And in case you just want to get the achievement and be done with it.

3. When you'll load your game, it's going to be 10:00 (am), exactly when you're able to sign up for rally.

4. Drive up to this tent and sign up, you must wear your helmet for the sign up.



5. You don't need to drive fast, just make it to the finish line, but don't cross it yet! Beware of the other rally cars, they won't stop for you, so if you hear a rally car coming, drive off the road a little bit to let them pass.

6. Stop here before the yellow finish flags to remove the suspension, wheel etc.


7. Turn off the car, pull the handbrake, jack it up on the rear left or right side, doesn't matter and remove these parts:

• Wheel - 4x13mm
  
• Drum Brake - 1x14mm
  
• Shock Absorber - 2x5mm and 1x12mm
  
• Coil Spring
  
• Trail Arm - 2x12mm

Once parts have been removed, it should look like this (sorry about the grass):



8. Now get back on the road and finish the rally to get the achievement, the finish is around the corner, you won't have to drive far.

Finnish Summer

Go to the cottage, heat up the sauna and throw water on the rocks.

How to get the achievement:
1. Take the boat and boat your way to the island.


2. Once at the island, chop up some wood and fill up the water bucket with water.



3. Put firewood inside the stove, start the fire and wait for the rocks to heat up to 60. Once in a while check the stove, maybe it needs more firewood.



4. When the temperature is at 60, take the dipper and take water from the bucket by clicking the left mouse button, throw water on the rocks by clicking the right mouse button and you'll get the achievement.

Finnish wedding

Drink a lot of alcohol.

It's pretty much self explanatory.

How I got the achievement:
Bought a couple of vodka shots at the PUB, quickly drank one after another till I passed out.

• If you pass out from drinking too much, you can get another achievement - Magic portal.

First loser

Finish rally Amateur Cup in 2nd place.

• Always save you're game before doing the rally.

How to get the achievement:
1. To get to Amateur Cup, you have to get two 1st place podiums in Junior Cup.

2. Rally has two stages, 1st stage starts at 10:00 (10am) on Saturday in Perajarvi. The 2nd stage starts at 10:00 (10am) on Sunday by the strawberry field. You have to complete both stages to get your total time and the achievement.

3. Read the registration form before signing up for rally to completely understand the rules, restrictions and penalties.

• After Saturday SS1 competitor is required to transport his car to PARC FERME area in 60 minutes by liaison route. Car is then left in the PARC FERME area. (Meaning you have to leave the car there overnight until SS2).
  
• On Sunday competitor is required to transport his car from PARC FERME area to SS2 start area in 60 minutes by liaison route.
  
• Failing to comply with PARC FERME rules results in time penalty of minimum of 1 minute that is added to competitors total time.

Need to tune your Satsuma for better performance?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3199206479

Flying Finn

Finish rally Amateur Cup in 1st place.

• Always save you're game before doing the rally.

How to get the achievement:
1. To get to Amateur Cup, you have to get two 1st place podiums in Junior Cup.

2. Rally has two stages, 1st stage starts at 10:00 (10am) on Saturday in Perajarvi. The 2nd stage starts at 10:00 (10am) on Sunday by the strawberry field. You have to complete both stages to get your total time and the achievement.

3. Read the registration form before signing up for rally to completely understand the rules, restrictions and penalties.

• After Saturday SS1 competitor is required to transport his car to PARC FERME area in 60 minutes by liaison route. Car is then left in the PARC FERME area. (Meaning you have to leave the car there overnight until SS2).
  
• On Sunday competitor is required to transport his car from PARC FERME area to SS2 start area in 60 minutes by liaison route.
  
• Failing to comply with PARC FERME rules results in time penalty of minimum of 1 minute that is added to competitors total time.

Need to tune your Satsuma for better performance?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3199206479

Full of crap

Fill up the GIFU truck full with sewage.

How to get the achievement:
1. When your Uncle loses his drivers license, he will give you the keys to the GIFU truck.

2. You can find the GIFU truck in Perajarvi at the Wastewater treatment plant.


3. After some time people will start calling and offer you sewage jobs.

4. The GIFU truck can empty just over 4 septic tanks until it's full.

5. To find out how much sewage is in the GIFU, check the trucks liter gauge on it's left side.


How to get rid of waste properly:
1. When the GIFU is full with sewage, take it to Wastewater treatment plant, go inside the building and point at the cash register, the man will calculate how much it will cost to dump the waste.


2. After you paid the amount he gave you, back up the GIFU into the building and dump the waste.

Full stash

Complete the game Ojasta Alkoon.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Drive to the village, go inside the building next to Lindell inspection shop to get the internet access password.



Now you need to take a picture of this password or write it down somewhere, don't write down mine, for every player the password is different.


Now when you're home and got the password follow this order:

• Plug your pc into the wall
  
• Turn it on
  
• Type "telebbs" into the console
  
• Type "mode baud=9600" for the fastest internet speed
  
• Type "atdt (password)" to connect to the internet. Type the numbers together without the space after 938.
  
• Press Enter when the welcome screen loads and type in your preferred name, press Enter again
  
• Type "/f" to access files
  
• Type "/load allikko.exe c:" to start downloading the game to the C drive
  
• After the game has finished downloading type "/q" to exit the files screen
  
• Then type "exit" into the console to exit telebbs
  
• Now type "allikko" into the console to load the game

To beat the game you have to fill the bottom row full with booze bottles.

Controls:

Gauntlet survivor

Survive at least 20 days in the game Run the Gauntlet.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Drive to the village, go inside the building next to Lindell inspection shop to get the internet access password.



Now you need to take a picture of this password or write it down somewhere, don't write down mine, for every player the password is different.


Now when you're home and got the password follow this order:

• Plug your pc into the wall
  
• Turn it on
  
• Type "telebbs" into the console
  
• Type "mode baud=9600" for the fastest internet speed
  
• Type "atdt (password)" to connect to the internet. Type the numbers together without the space after 938.
  
• Press Enter when the welcome screen loads and type in your preferred name, press Enter again
  
• Type "/f" to access files
  
• Type "/load gauntlet.exe c:" to start downloading the game to the C drive
  
• After the game has finished downloading type "/q" to exit the files screen
  
• Then type "exit" into the console to exit telebbs
  
• Now type "gauntlet" into the console to load the game

Tips:

• Spam the Space button fast twice to check the doors
  
• When the snowballs are coming at you, don't start to slide right away, wait for the 1st snowball
  to get closer to you

Controls:

Golden steam

Pee on the sauna stove.

How to get the achievement:
1. Go into the sauna and crank up the dials, one's for temperature and the other one is a timer.


2. Wait for the temperature to get to 60.


3. Once the temperature has reached 60, simply piss on the rocks and you'll receive the achievement.

• DON'T leave the sauna with cranked up dials, you're going to burn your house down, after using the sauna always turn off the stove by resetting the dials.

Grand Theft Teimo

Brake the window at Teimo's shop at night.

How to get the achievement:
1. You have the break the window when Teimo's shop and Pub Nappo both are closed.

• Teimo's shop: opens at 10:00 (10am), closes at 20:00 (8pm).
  
• Pub Nappo: opens at 20:00 (8pm). closes at 02:00 (2am).
  
• Both are closed on Sundays.

2. Break the window at 03:00 (3am) and you'll get the achievement.

Granny's little helper

Deliver groceries to grandma (Sirkka).

How to get the achievement:
1. The grandma will call you on the phone asking for groceries - sausages, milk and sugar. Buy as many as you can, if you want to receive more money.

2. Grandma lives here, but she's only outside her house from 08:00 (8am) till 16:00 (4pm). It also must be clear weather (sunny, no clouds).


3. Once you're at grandma's, put the groceries inside the blue tray.

• As soon as you put 1 grocery in the tray, you'll get the achievement.
  
• Now sit there and talk to her until she gives you money for the groceries, press K after each sentence when she's taking a sip of her coffee.

Greased rust

Finish the drag race at the airfield in under 17 seconds.

• You'll get the achievement once you cross the finish line.

Where is the airfield?

• You can drag race from 06:00 (6am) till 22:00 (10pm) on Fridays.

How to get the achievement:
1. Buy slick tires, 4.625 gear ratio from Fleetaris, you'll need upgrade your car parts and install NOS. Tune your Satsuma. For more information, check the guide below:
Need to tune your Satsuma for better performance?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3199206479

2. After you've upgraded your car, drive to the airfield on Friday at 05:00 (5am).

• Make sure your Satsuma's fuel tank is at max half full.
  
• Bring a full gasoline canister with you.
  
• Bring coolant and oil with you as well.
  
• Make sure your NOS bottle is filled up!

3. Now, remove all of these parts from your Satsuma:

• Fender flares, Side skirts, Window grill, Back panel, Mud flaps (if installed)
  
• Rearlights
  
• Fuel tank pipe
  
• Both fenders 5x5mm
  
• Hood 4x6mm
  
• Bootlid 4x6mm
  
• Grill 2x6mm
  
• Both marker lights 1x6mm (if installed)
  
• Fire extinguisher
  
• Fire extinguisher holder 2x6mm
  
• Both headlights 2x7mm
  
• Front and rear bumpers 2x8mm
  
• Both doors 4x10mm
  
• Rear seat 2x9mm
  
• Passenger seat 4x9mm

Your Satsuma should look like this:



4. Now drive to the Landfill site and save your game, IN CASE something goes wrong.



5. Load the game and drive to the drag strip, the guy in front of you will show you which lane you need to take:

• Warm up the car for best performance.

6. Now stage your car:

• Drive over the yellow line.
  
  
• Back up behind the white line.
  
  
• And drive up slowly to the yellow line.

You'll see 2 white lights turn on, that means you're ready.

7. When both of the white lights turn on, start to rev your engine in 1st gear at around 4,500rpm while pressing down the breaks (S), it's called Brake-torquing. When the green lights turn on, let go of the breaks. Get as much as you can from every gear (switch gears at 8,000rpm). Turn on the NOS when your in 2nd gear at 5,000rpm.

If you managed to get under 17 seconds, you'll get the achievement as soon as you finish the 1/4 mile.

8. If you didn't get the achievement, drive up to this tent and check your time slip:

Grill master

Serve 20 dishes correctly in Grillisimulaattori.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Drive to the village, go inside the building next to Lindell inspection shop to get the internet access password.



Now you need to take a picture of this password or write it down somewhere, don't write down mine, for every player the password is different.


Now when you're home and got the password follow this order:

• Plug your pc into the wall
  
• Turn it on
  
• Type "telebbs" into the console
  
• Type "mode baud=9600" for the fastest internet speed
  
• Type "atdt (password)" to connect to the internet. Type the numbers together without the space after 938.
  
• Press Enter when the welcome screen loads and type in your preferred name, press Enter again
  
• Type "/f" to access files
  
• Type "/load grilli.exe c:" to start downloading the game to the C drive
  
• After the game has finished downloading type "/q" to exit the files screen
  
• Then type "exit" into the console to exit telebbs
  
• Now type "grilli" into the console to load the game

Dishes:

• 1. Hampurilainen - HAMBURGER
  
• 2. Lihapiirakka - MEAT PIE
  
• 3. Makkaraperunat - SAUSAGE WITH FRIES
  
• 4. Grillilautanen - GRILL PLATE
  
• 5. Talon erikoinen - HOUSE SPECIAL
  
• 6. Lihapullat - MEATBALLS

Now stick with me:
This achievement is very tedious, there are 9 characters in the game, and each one of the have several monologues. 1st of all turn off the music in the menu and turn up the game volume so you're able to hear what the characters say. Get your phone or any other thing that you can record the screen with. You'll have to record each character to remember what they said. For example, you recorded the Satan, name the video you recorded "Satan", now serve him dish number 1, if you served him wrong, name the recording "Satan1 - n1" and so on until you get the order right "Satan1 - n1n2n3y4", if you served him right, name the recording "Satan1 - y1". Remember that characters have different monologues, so there will be another Satan recording that you'll have to get right... and anotherr. Now you have to do this for all of the 9 characters. Wish you luck!

Controls:

Hannes Kolehmainen

Finish the rally on foot.

• You don't have to complete both stages of the rally, just the the 1st day.

How to get the achievement:

• The rally track has invisible checkpoints that can determine if you're in a car or not.
  
• You can't carry stuff, like a beer case for example, it can trigger the checkpoint and you'll fail the achievement. (It's a game bug, it shouldn't trigger checkpoints, the bug sometimes happens, sometimes it doesn't)

1. The night before rally you'll have to scatter some things across the rally track like this:

• 1 - 1x Kilju (Water inside), 1x Sausage, 1x Milk
  
• 2 - 1x Kilju (Water inside), 1x Sausage, 1x Milk
  
• 3 - 1x Beer Case, Coffee, 1x Sausage, 1x Chips
  
• 4 - 1x Kilju (Water inside), 1x Sausage, 1x Milk
  
• 5 - 1x Kilju (Water inside), 2x Sausage, 2x Milk
  
• 6 - 1x Kilju (Water inside), 2x Sausage, 1x Milk
  
• 7 - 1x Kilju (Water inside), 2x Sausage, 2x Milk
  
• 8 - 1x Beer Case, 2x Sausages, 1x Chips, Satsuma rear seat (to sleep), vehicle to get back home

If you want you can scatter more food, the amount and placement doesn't really matter, just make sure you don't die during the run.

2. Before starting "the run", over-eat and over-drink:


3. Now sign up for the rally, more information on how to sign up, how to get your Satsuma ready for rally is in the Finnish sisu! achievement. Once signed up, drive up to the flag guy and wait for DRIVE!, then turn off your car, get out and run to the finish line. Good luck!

Some info & tips:

• Running will increase your needs faster. Maintain a balance between running and walking.
  
• Turn up the volume to hear rally cars coming from behind you.
  
• Don't waste you're piss, drink it lmao.
  
• Try to start "the run" as soon as the rally is available, to avoid the pitch black night.

I am coward

Start the game with permadeath turned OFF.

• Play the Immortal mode.

I am Santa Claus

Complete all 4 levels in the game Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
You can find the Santa diskette in your house on the living room shelf.


How to play the game:
Put the diskette into the pc.


Turn on the pc and type "a:" to access the diskette.


After that type "joulu" to start the game.



Tips:

• At the start of the level pick up the presents that are closest to edges
  
• When Santa picks up speed hold the left or right arrow so he'd run in a circle, now to pick up gifts quickly release the arrow and press it down again, navigate this way towards gifts
  
• In the higher levels you get extra lives, if you die and have picked up most of the gifts from that level, get ready to press down the arrow after you respawn so the Santa doesn't run straight into the wall

Controls:

It runs!

Successfully start the Satsuma for the first time.

How to get the achievement:
1. It's pretty self explanatory, you need to start your Satsuma after building it.

Sorry, no build guide from me for now...

I recommend YEETy's Satsuma build guide on YouTube, it's very detailed and clear!

Jackpot!

Win the maximum prize from a slot machine.

How to get the achievement:
1. Go to Teimo's shop.

2. Now press this blue button until you see number 5 on the screen.


3. Put in some money and start spinning.

• You have to get 3 coins on the screen for max prize.
  
• If you get the coins on the sides, it's an automatic win and you won't be able to hold them, So it's either getting them all 3 on the screen from the 1st spin or holding the middle and getting them all on the 2nd spin.

Tip:

• Try not to grind this that much, spend like a hundred or something each time you need to go to Teimo's.

Jonne!

Drive the Jonnez (moped) to Teimo's shop and exit the vehicle.



You don't need to necessarily ride it to Teimo's, you can just bring it with you.

Kahen kilon siika!

Catch a siika fish that weighs at least 2,000 grams in the game Pro Pilkki.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
After setting up your pc, in a couple of days you'll get a letter in your mail box that has the game in it.




How to play the game:
Put the diskette into the pc.


Turn on the pc and type "a:" to access the diskette.


After that type "pilkki" to start the game.



Navigate the in game mouse with your arrow keys, pick a place, once you've found your
spot, the mouse has to be on the text "Kairaa" to drill a hole for fishing. After you've drilled the hole pick a hook, I'd recommend the 2nd yellow one with a black hook. Now click "Laske" with the ingame mouse to start fishing. If you think you've waited too long, you can try to lure the fish in by pressing Enter. When you see you're fishing rod moving up and down click "NOSTA!" with the in game mouse.

Tips:

• Once you've caught a siika fish, try to stay in that spot for a bit longer or try to stay close to that drill hole where you caught it, it's called "the sweet spot" and you don't want to lose it. Just to let you know, it's not easy to catch a siika, you'll probably spend A LOT of time in this game if you're unlucky.

Controls:

Kela-Taxi

Drive Grandma to church on Sunday after she calls you.

How to get the achievement:
1. Get a call from grandma at 06:00 (6am) on a Sunday, she will ask you if you could drive her to church.

2. Drive with Satsuma, Ferndale or Ruscko to her house and pick her up. She won't get in if you use any other vehicle.


3. Now drive her to church. The church is in the village.

Tips:

• Drive to grandma's as soon as she calls you, she'll start walking to the church if you're late, but you can pick her up even if she has started walking.

Kiddy champ

Win the junior class rally in 1st place.

• Always save you're game before doing the rally.

Prepare Satsuma for rally:

• You're Satsuma must be inspected by Lindell inspection shop.
  
• Order the bucket seats and racing racing harness from the parts magazine in your garage.
  
• Buy the fire extinguisher from Teimo's shop and install it in your Satsuma.
  
• Drive to Fleetaris with your Satsuma and install a roll cage. Buy Rally, Gommera or Standard tires.

You can't be drunk when signing up for rally.

You'll need to take your helmet with you to be able to sign up, you can remove it after signing up tho for better visibility.

How to get the achievement:
1. Drive to the village with Satsuma that's rally ready and bring your helmet with you.

2. Drive up to this tent and sign up, you must wear your helmet for the sign up.


3. Rally has two stages, 1st stage starts at 10:00 (10am) on Saturday in Perajarvi. The 2nd stage starts at 10:00 (10am) on Sunday by the strawberry field. You have to complete both stages to get your total time and the achievement.

4. Read the registration form before signing up for rally to completely understand the rules, restrictions and penalties.

• After Saturday SS1 competitor is required to transport his car to PARC FERME area in 60 minutes by liaison route. Car is then left in the PARC FERME area. (Meaning you have to leave the car there overnight until SS2).
  
• On Sunday competitor is required to transport his car from PARC FERME area to SS2 start area in 60 minutes by liaison route.
  
• Failing to comply with PARC FERME rules results in time penalty of minimum of 1 minute that is added to competitors total time.

Need to tune your Satsuma for better performance?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3199206479

King of Tuning

Purchase everything from the parts catalog.

• Yess...everything! haha

Lottery winner

Guess the correct lottery numbers and win some money.

• You can play the Lotto every Saturday, Lotto numbers refresh and a new round begins at 21:00 (9pm).

How to get the achievement:
1. Go to Teimo's shop, buy the Lotto ticket.


2. Pick you're numbers, there are 3 lottery tickets within one, every 7 numbers will cost you 3mk, 9mk in total.


3. When you're at home, turn on the tv, grab the remote, press F and type 301 on your num pad, this will take you to the Lotto screen.
4. You don't need to guess all of the 7 numbers correctly, guess just 4 to get the achievement.


5. If you want to grind this achievement, save your game on Saturday at around 17:00 (5pm), go to Teimo's, buy the Lotto ticket, wait for 21:00 (9pm), if you didn't guess the numbers, quit your game without saving and repeat the process until you get at least 4 correct numbers.
6. If you got at least 4 numbers correct, take the Lotto ticket with you to Teimo's, point it at him and exchange for money.

• No, you cannot wait for the next round to see the numbers, write them down, quit the game and guess them correct when you load your save again, the numbers will be different, don't waste your time.
  
• The time on the TV stops at 18:59 (6:59pm), so you'll have to check the clock in the kitchen for 21:00 (9pm).

Magic portal

Drink so much alcohol that the player character passes out.

• Do this achievement when it's night time, so you'd respawn during the day time
  
• You will respawn near your house with a hangover (shaky screen)
  
• Get rid of the hangover by drinking beer (drink like 2 beers, wait for the spins to end and drink 2 more and so on until the hangover is over)

Methanol Man

Get the blindness effect from drinking a bottle of spirit from Jokke's new house while the "party" is going on.

How to get the achievement:
1. After helping Jokke move to the village, check up on him once in a while, whether you're just driving by or if you're selling Kilju.

2. If he's not sitting outside, he might be throwing a party and that's when you can grab the spirit bottles.


3. Grab every spirit bottle you can find and take them outside. Line them up so it would be somewhat easier to drink another one during the spins.

4. After passing out, you'll spawn at your house. When the vision starts narrowing, you'll get the achievement, if the effect didn't happen, try again. Good Luck!

Some info & tips:

• Get food ready near the dock at your house when you respawn.
  
• You'll still be somewhat drunk after respawning.
  
• Make a save before visiting Jokke. In case you didn't get the effect, you can reload the game and try again, instead off driving all the way back to the village for a 2nd try.

Money well spent

Fail the car inspection.

How to get the achievement:
1. Get your Satsuma to Lindell inspection shop. Working hours - Monday to Friday from 08:00 (8am) till 16:00 (4pm).


2. If you believe your car will definitely pass the inspection, simply take out the warning triangle before doing the inspection.

Mr. Kilju

Successfully sell the highest quality Kilju to the drunk guy (Jokke).

How to get the achievement:
1. Get the Kilju bucket and bucket's lid from the cottage.



2. From Teimo's shop buy:

• 6x Juice
  
• 6x Sugar
  
• 1x Yeast

You may buy more for future Kilju brewing.

3. Now fill up the bucket with water.


4. Take the sugar and yeast you bought, put 6x sugar and 1x yeast inside the bucket.


5. Now put the lid on. You'll hear it start bubbling, when the bubbling stops, Kilju is ready. (Bubbling stops after ~2h30 minutes of real time) (DON'T TAKE THE LID OFF, only when bubbling stops)


6. Now drink the juice you bought, we need empty juice bottles so we can fill them up with Kilju. Take the empty juice bottles and submerge them into the bucket. The item name will change from "empty plastic can" to "Kilju".

• To empty out the bucket, it takes 20 bottles.

7. You need to take the Kilju with you and drive to Jokke. Jokke is outside his house everyday, from 06:00 (6am) till 22:00 (10pm).



8. Once you're at Jokke's, put 1 Kilju bottle on the table for him to test out. He'll give you money right after.

• If you want to sell him more Kilju, keep placing bottles on his table, just beware that he'll ask you to drink the kilju with him to make sure you're not scamming him. (DON'T DRINK MORE THAN 3!). By drinking the Kilju for the 1st time, you'll unlock another achievement - Yeast festival.
  
• If you plan to sell more kilju, bring the sofa or satsuma rear seat with you so you can sleep and get rid of the spins.
  

9. To get back the Kilju bottles (empty juice bottles), to go the Landfill site. That's where Jokke dumps them.

My finger slipped

Catch the flasher with a reaction time of 0.12 seconds or less in the game Wild Vest.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Drive to the village, go inside the building next to Lindell inspection shop to get the internet access password.



Now you need to take a picture of this password or write it down somewhere, don't write down mine, for every player the password is different.


Now when you're home and got the password follow this order:

• Plug your pc into the wall
  
• Turn it on
  
• Type "telebbs" into the console
  
• Type "mode baud=9600" for the fastest internet speed
  
• Type "atdt (password)" to connect to the internet. Type the numbers together without the space after 938.
  
• Press Enter when the welcome screen loads and type in your preferred name, press Enter again
  
• Type "/f" to access files
  
• Type "/load wildvest.exe c:" to start downloading the game to the C drive
  
• After the game has finished downloading type "/q" to exit the files screen
  
• Then type "exit" into the console to exit telebbs
  
• Now type "wildvest" into the console to load the game

Tips:

• If you're reaction time is bad and you simply can't get 0.12 seconds, try to spam the space button and hope that you'll catch the flasher as soon as the game starts.

Controls:

Party time

Drink a bottle of hard liquor.

Where to get Hard Liquor:


You can acquire hard liquor from the Holiday present, from Fleetari as a reward for doing the vandalism job, and can be bought from Petteri when he's at the Dance pavilion or can be looted from his car if he crashes and dies.

• The best way to get hard liquor is from Uncle's present that he gives you after some time of playing, the gift can be found on the table at his house. (The little house next to yours)
  
  
• To get booze from Petteri, drive to the Dance pavilion on a Saturday and be there at 20:00 (8pm). Wait for Petteri to arrive, go up to him, he's going to pull out a booze bottle and sell it to you for 1,000mk, but you can be haggle it down to 600 by pressing the speech key near him (default K). The price gets lowered in increments: 900, 850, 750, and finally 600. Trying to go any lower than 600 will cause him to refuse the offer and insult the player. Petteri may decline your offer at 750 mk.
  

Tip

• Drink the Booze bottle on a Saturday to get another achievement - Working man's Saturday

Philosophy Master

Get the Banker rank in the game Filosofiapeli.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Drive to the village, go inside the building next to Lindell inspection shop to get the internet access password.



Now you need to take a picture of this password or write it down somewhere, don't write down mine, for every player the password is different.


Now when you're home and got the password follow this order:

• Plug your pc into the wall
  
• Turn it on
  
• Type "telebbs" into the console
  
• Type "mode baud=9600" for the fastest internet speed
  
• Type "atdt (password)" to connect to the internet. Type the numbers together without the space after 938.
  
• Press Enter when the welcome screen loads and type in your preferred name, press Enter again
  
• Type "/f" to access files
  
• Type "/load filosofi.exe c:" to start downloading the game to the C drive
  
• After the game has finished downloading type "/q" to exit the files screen
  
• Then type "exit" into the console to exit telebbs
  
• Now type "filosofi" into the console to load the game

Explanation:

• Hold the UP arrow when the philosopher is speaking, hold the DOWN arrow to think when the philosopher is not speaking and also collect "thinking" points by pressing ENTER when he's not speaking, basically you collect "listening" points from the philosopher, then by thinking you collect the listening points that you got from the philosopher, and by understanding you collect the thinking points. Understanding points is what gets you the rank.

Controls:

Pimped!

Install the pink plush dashboard cover.

How to get the achievement:
1. From the parts catalog in your garage order the pink plush dashboard cover.


2. Once order has arrived, take the dash cover and install it, as simple as that.

Poor people go away

Spend over 2,000mk at Teimo's shop.

• You can spend the money on something useful, like food, car fluids or battery, but if you just want to get the achievement, break the shops window.
  
  

Proud to be mortal

Start the game with permadeath turned ON.

• Play the mortal mode.

PTSD

Beat the final boss of Massacre and escape successfully.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Massacre diskette can be found at Jokke's new house after you helped him move, there will be 2 unlabeled diskettes, one of them is Massacre and the other one is Rapula, the game is in his closet room.


How to play the game:
Put the diskette into the pc.


Turn on the pc and type "a:" to access the diskette.


After that type "massacre" to start the game. If the game doesn't start, you have the wrong unlabeled diskette.



Tips:
Defeat all of the small bosses only then you'll be able to fight the big boss

Memorize, Download or Take a photo of this minimap:


One of the small bosses can't kill you if you stand right here:


Controls:

Reetipokeri Master

Win the biggest prize from the Video poker machine.

How to get the achievement:
1. Go to the PUB Nappo - Open from Monday to Saturday at 20:00 (8pm) till 02:00 (2am).


2. Go up to the poker machine and put money in it.


3. increase the bet to 5mk per spin.


4. Now press the green button to start, you need to get a royal flush in any of these suits:

• Hearts (♥)
  
• Diamonds (♦)
  
• Spades (♠)
  
• Clubs (♣)

A royal flush consists of the following five cards, all of the same suit:

• Ten (10)
  
• Jack (J)
  
• Queen (Q)
  
• King (K)
  
• Ace (A)

You can lock cards with the red buttons:

• In the image above, I could've locked the Ace and 10 of harts as well, but I chose Jack and 10 of clubs.

Don't even bother the orange buttons, yes you can double you're earnings, but it's risky.

It literally say PRAY on the machine lmao, good luck!

Responsible citizen

Pass the car inspection.

How to get the achievement:

• Car inspection cost 325mk
  
• Make sure your car is running properly before doing the inspection
  
• Lindell inspection shop working hours - Monday to Friday from 08:00 (8am) till 16:00 (4pm)

1. Check you're tire wear with the ruler from your spanner set:

• It must be higher than 60%
  
• You won't pass the inspection if you have Slick or Rally tires installed

2. Get the warning triangle from the back of the tractor and put it in your Satsuma.


3. Check your headlight light bulbs if they haven't burnt out:


4. To pass the emissions, check you're AFR gauge, it should be bouncing from 14.2 to 15.0, it can't be under 14.0.


5. You don't have to install these car part to pass inspection:

• Back panel
  
• Rear seat
  
• Passenger seat
  
• Clock gauge
  
• Mudflaps
  
• Hubcaps
  
• Radio
  
• Grille
  
• Inspection cover
  
• Airfilter

6. You won't pass the inspection if you haven't installed these car parts:

• Full stock exhaust system
  
• All body parts (doors, fenders, etc.)
  
• All suspension parts
  
• All transmission parts
  
• Brake master cylinder and appropriate lines
  
• Warning triangle
  
• Bootlid
  
• Handbrake
  
• Headlights
  
• Rear lights
  
• Fuel tank
  
• Wheels
  
• Windshield
  
• Driver's seat
  
• Steering wheel (GT, stock, or sport.)
  
• Dashboard meters

7. You're allowed to keep these car parts on the Satsuma when inspecting the car:

• Amplifier
  
• Antennas
  
• Bucket seats
  
• CD player
  
• Dash covers
  
• Exhaust dual tip
  
• Extra gauges
  
• Fender flare spoiler
  
• Fender flare
  
• Fiberglass hood
  
• Front spoiler
  
• Fuel mixture gauge
  
• Marker lights
  
• Racing flywheel
  
• Racing radiator
  
• Twin carburators
  
• Rally shock absorbers
  
• Rally coil springs
  
• Rally struts
  
• Exhaust dual tip
  
• Racing harness
  
• Roll cage

8. These car parts are forbidden for inspection:

• N2O kit
  
• Racing exhaust
  
• Racing muffler
  
• Rally tires
  
• Racing carburators
  
• Rally steering wheel
  
• Steel headers
  
• Slick tires

9. Now when your Satsuma is ready for inspection, drive to the Lindell inspection shop using the dirt roads to avoid police on the highway.


10. Drive you're Satsuma slowly on to the car lift.

11. Go to the front desk and pay Lindell for car inspection.


12. After you pass the inspection, he'll give you vehicle registration plates that you can install on your Satsuma.

You'll have to reinspect you're car every 28 in-game days.

If you fail the inspection, you'll get another achievement - Money well spent

Rusting fast

Reach 200km/h with Satsuma.

How to get the achievement:
1. Check my Satsuma tune guide for 200km/h Satsuma:
Need to tune your Satsuma for better performance?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3199206479
2. Now when your Satsuma is 200km/h capable, save your game beforehand and take this route:

• 1 - START
  
• 2 - Turn on the NOS (4th gear, preferably 4,500rpm)
  
• 3 - Don't hit the bump, you'll turn into Satsuma airlines x)

Remember, your Satsuma gear ratio must be set to 3.700 for this achievement.

Satsuma GT

Outfit the Satsuma with customizations associated with the GT trimmed Satsuma and then successfully start the engine.

How to get the achievement:
1. Order these parts from the parts catalog in your garage, when you're at Teimo's, buy black spray paint.



2. Now collect the Satsuma GT parts (bring your spanner set with you):

• 1 - GT Center Console (Random location)
  
  
  
• 2 - GT Grill, RPM Gauge
  
  
  
• 3 - GT Wheels
  
  
  
• 4 - GT Steering Wheel, GT Rocker Cover
  
  

3. Take your Satsuma to Fleetari's, put the GT Wheels next to the wall, now buy the factory original special paint job and any tires.




4. Leave everything at Fleetari's, take his car, drive home, wait for Teimo and Fleetari to call.

5. Pick up the order from Teimo's and drive to Fleetari's, install the GT parts and the parts you ordered, paint the Front Spoiler, Rear Spoiler and the Window Grill black.

6. Now start your slick GT Satsuma!

I'm going to drop this image here for some motivation (not quite GT, but still) x) ;)

Sliding Swede

Finish rally Amateur Cup in 3rd place.

• Always save you're game before doing the rally.

How to get the achievement:
1. To get to Amateur Cup, you have to get two 1st place podiums in Junior Cup.

2. Rally has two stages, 1st stage starts at 10:00 (10am) on Saturday in Perajarvi. The 2nd stage starts at 10:00 (10am) on Sunday by the strawberry field. You have to complete both stages to get your total time and the achievement.

3. Read the registration form before signing up for rally to completely understand the rules, restrictions and penalties.

• After Saturday SS1 competitor is required to transport his car to PARC FERME area in 60 minutes by liaison route. Car is then left in the PARC FERME area. (Meaning you have to leave the car there overnight until SS2).
  
• On Sunday competitor is required to transport his car from PARC FERME area to SS2 start area in 60 minutes by liaison route.
  
• Failing to comply with PARC FERME rules results in time penalty of minimum of 1 minute that is added to competitors total time.

Need to tune your Satsuma for better performance?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3199206479

Smoking kills

Smoke a cigarette while refuelling a car or a jerry can (gasoline only).

How to get the achievement:
1. Start smoking before starting to refuel.


2. Take the gasoline pump and start refueling.

3. Drop the cigarette right when the "filling bar" shows up, so you'd have time to take out another cigarette in case the 1st one didn't cause a fire. (Drop the cigarette by pressing (I) 2 times)

Thank you for playing!

Complete the story of the game and watch the credits cutscene.

How to get the achievement:
1. 1st of all, you'll need to eliminate Jani (the guy with the yellow car).
Jani usually spawns at Teimo's shop. Once you see him, drive near his car with your Satsuma and invite him to a race by revving your engine and flipping him off. Once he starts driving and revving as well, you've got yourself a race.


Drive to the highway from Teimo's shop, take a left turn, and start speeding. When a car approaches from the opposite lane, brake. Jani will overtake and collide with the car.

In my case, my car stalled at Teimo's when Jani was heading for the highway, I was trying to catch up to him. I found him already dead, he collided with a truck.


2. When you've eliminated Jani or found him dead, get Suski out of the car, put her inside your car, and drive to your house.

• Take out the passenger seat before doing all of this, so it would be easier to get Suski inside your car.
  
• If it's very dark outside and you can't see anything, push Jani's car so his headlights are facing your Satsuma.
  

3. Once you're home, take Suski outside of you car and bring her inside, put her on the bed inside parents bedroom.



When you've positioned her correctly on the bed, she will thank you. Now go to sleep or if it's day time, drive far from home so she can despawn.

After you've woken up or come back from wherever you've been, there will be a note that she has left you.


Now before you start a discussion on Steam or Reddit that the note isn't there, lean into the bed, it probably fell through the bed.


4. It's time to get your Satsuma ready for Suski:
Order these parts from the parts catalog if you haven't already:

• Window Tint and all of the Leopard covers
  
  
• Subwoofer system and CD player
  
  
• You can also order the antennas to remove the static from Satsuma's radio. The Antennas are not necessary for this achievement though.
  

Now make the order.


While you're waiting for the order to arrive, install these Satsuma parts:

• Stock Satsuma seats
  
• Subwoofer panel
  
• Stock steering wheel

After installing them, take your Satsuma to Fleetari's and repair any body damage, your Satsuma can't be damaged.

All the parts necessary for Suski:


I assume you probably know how to install all of the parts except the Subwoofer system, so here we go:

• Take the subwoofer panel, put in the subwoofers and install it into your car.
  
  
  
• Lean into the dashboard to remove the radio, install the CD player.
  
  
  
• Now we'll install the amplifier 2x5mm.
  
  
  
  
• Unbolt the battery (unbolt the black wire 1st, then the red one), take the Wiring mess and follow me:
  Radio harness to the amplifier power
  
  
  Amplifier audio to radio
  
  
  Audio out right to subwoofer right
  
  
  Audio out left to subwoofer left
  
  
  Now connect the battery (red wire 1st, black wire 2nd)
  
  Both antennas (if you bought them) 1x8mm
  

Make sure you've topped up all the Satsuma fluids, fuel too.
SAVE YOUR GAME!

5. When your Satsuma is ready, take 3 beer cases with you, put 1 in the passenger side where Suski is going to sit, 2 in the back. (3 is probably overkill, but better safe than sorry)


6. Now pick up Suski. Drive to the village, coming from the highway towards Teimo's shop take a right turn, Suski is going to be waiting for you. She can also be waiting at Teimo's shop.



7. Drive around the highway, DON'T pass 100km/h and don't get out of the Satsuma...ever. After driving around half highway, Suski will tell you to go either to the dance pavilion or the ski hill.


8. When you reach the destination, stop the car and start drinking beer with Suski. You need to drink a lot of beer to pass out.

• To avoid dying from burst bladder, quickly exit driving mode, press P to piss, enter driving mode and start drinking.

9. After you respawn at your house, take the Jonnez moped and go get your Satsuma where you left it.

10. Once ~2h of real time have passed, Suski will call and tell you she's pregnant. After the call the credits will roll and you'll get the achievement.

11. After credits, you'll get prompted to keep playing or terminate your save file.

Thank you government

Get a fine from the police higher than 5,000mk.

How to get the achievement:
Before doing this achievement, make sure you've done some of these jobs before to raise your net income. Higher net income = bigger fine.

• Firewood delivery
  
• Pumping septic tanks
  
• Hauling wrecked cars for Fleetari
  
• Delivering Advertisements for Teimo

1. One of the easiest ways would probably be to install the radar buster. Radar buster can be found at Fleetari's shop:




2. Now install the radar buster, you'll need a screwdriver:



3. Save your game before doing the following.

4. Take some beer with you. Once you've installed the radar buster, speed around the highway (drive over 100km/h) and look for a police checkpoint.

• Chances of a police checkpoint spawning is 50% from Friday to Sunday, but only 10% on other days.

5. When you've found a checkpoint, drink like 5 beers or more if you want, get out of the Satsuma, go up to the police officer, blow into the breathalyzer and after that he will give you a fine for speeding, driving while drunk and the radar buster.

• If you didn't manage to get 5,000mk or more fine, quit the game (remember we saved the game at 3.), reload your game and raise your net income by doing the jobs mentioned above.
  
• Once you get the 5,000mk or more fine, you can quit the game as well, if you don't wan to pay the fine.

Too much power, too little skill

Die in a crash while riding in ♥♥♥♥♥'s car.

How to get the achievement:
1. ♥♥♥♥♥ can be found inside his car outside the Dance pavilion. He will only appear on Saturday when the dance pavilion is open.

• Dance pavilion opens on Saturdays at 20:00 (8pm) and closes at 04:00 (4am) on Sundays.

2. Drive to the dance pavilion before it opens, be there at 19:30 (7:30pm), wait untill ♥♥♥♥♥ arrives.


3. Get inside his car, he'll take you for a spin and eventually crash the car. (I don't know if it helps, but you can try to show him the middle finger to go faster, same as with Pena, the green car guy).



4. Once you die, you'll get the achievement.

Total idiot & full idiot

Give Pena (the green car driver) the finger when he's giving you a lift.

• Pena gets angered when you give him the finger and he'll speed up.
  
• To slow down so he wouldn't crash, press / spam K.

How to get the achievement:
1. Wait for Pena to come by on the dirt roads or in the village, stop him by pressing O and get it.



2. Wait when you see straight road ahead then give him the finger by pressing M.

• You'll get the Feel alive achievement as well, if you reach 90km/h as a passenger inside Pena's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Steal the slot machine from Pub Nappo.

• PUB Nappo working hours - Monday to Saturday, from 20:00 (8pm) till 02:00 (2am)

How to get the achievement:
1. Drive with GIFU to the village, if the GIFU's already at the village, great. You can use the blue van as well, but it'll be a bit harder to pull the slot machine.

2. Wait for Teimo to leave, park the GIFU close to the PUB:



3. Break the PUB's window.


4. Now look behind the slot machine and attach it to the GIFU:




5. Drag out the slot machine.


6. Now simply drive somewhere quiet meaning where there's no people around. Unlock the back of the slot machine with a screwdriver and take out all of the money:

• Slot machine has a random amount of money in it, ranging from 1,200mk to 11,000mk.
  
• You won't be able to use the slot machine after you've stolen it, so do the Reetipokeri Master achievement beforehand.

Ultimate survivor

Drink your own piss.

How to get the achievement:
1. Look up, press P to piss and you'll get the achievement.

Seek and you shall find

Fins "the truth" in the game World's Man.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Drive to the village, go inside the building next to Lindell inspection shop to get the internet access password.



Now you need to take a picture of this password or write it down somewhere, don't write down mine, for every player the password is different.


Now when you're home and got the password follow this order:

• Plug your pc into the wall
  
• Turn it on
  
• Type "telebbs" into the console
  
• Type "mode baud=9600" for the fastest internet speed
  
• Type "atdt (password)" to connect to the internet. Type the numbers together without the space after 938.
  
• Press Enter when the welcome screen loads and type in your preferred name, press Enter again
  
• Type "/f" to access files
  
• Type "/load worldman.exe c:" to start downloading the game to the C drive
  
• After the game has finished downloading type "/q" to exit the files screen
  
• Then type "exit" into the console to exit telebbs
  
• Now type "worldman" into the console to load the game

Tips:
1st you have to find you X or Y location on the map, X meaning horizontal and Y vertical. There are 5 different terrains in this game, to know what terrain you're in, look at the little window in the down right corner of the screen. For example I'm in the forest right now:


The terrain went from forest to desert and now I know that I'm here:


Now that you have a basic understanding on how to locate yourself on the map, collect the "gray dots" on the map, those are compass parts that display the mans horizontal and vertical position on the map, there is radar that displays the man on the map (you can barely see him tho) and there is also the truth finder that will roughly display the coordinates of "the truth".
Once you've found the truth finder, "the truth" coordinates will turn red, now that you know where "the truth" is roughly at, zig zag to whole terrain until you din it.


Controls:

Waving for victory

Complete the game Johnny F. Kemedy Racing Challenge.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Drive to the village, go inside the building next to Lindell inspection shop to get the internet access password.



Now you need to take a picture of this password or write it down somewhere, don't write down mine, for every player the password is different.


Now when you're home and got the password follow this order:

• Plug your pc into the wall
  
• Turn it on
  
• Type "telebbs" into the console
  
• Type "mode baud=9600" for the fastest internet speed
  
• Type "atdt (password)" to connect to the internet. Type the numbers together without the space after 938.
  
• Press Enter when the welcome screen loads and type in your preferred name, press Enter again
  
• Type "/f" to access files
  
• Type "/load jfkrace.exe c:" to start downloading the game to the C drive
  
• After the game has finished downloading type "/q" to exit the files screen
  
• Then type "exit" into the console to exit telebbs
  
• Now type "jfkrace" into the console to load the game

Tips:

• Save you're BOOST for phase 3 to quickly avoid the sniper red dot that can kill Johnny immediately

Controls:

Welcome to Finland

Get the sauna working.

How to get the achievement:
1. Go into the sauna and crank up the dials, one's for temperature and the other one is a timer.


2. Wait for the temperature to get to 60.


3. Meanwhile take the bucket and fill it up with water.


4. Once the temperature has reached 60, grab the dipper, take water from the bucket and throw it on the rocks to get the achievement.

• You can also grab the Golden steam achievement by pissing on the rocks while you're at it
  
  
• DON'T leave the sauna with cranked up dials, you're going to burn your house down, after using the sauna always turn off the stove by resetting the dials.

What a shock!

Get killed by pissing onto the TV, fuse table, or computer.

How to get the achievement:
1. Drink some water to fill up the urine bar.


2. Turn on the TV.


3. Piss on the TV by pressing P. Once you die, you'll get the achievement.

Working man's Saturday

Drink any bottle of hard liquor on a Saturday.

Where to get Hard Liquor:


You can acquire hard liquor from the Holiday present, from Fleetari as a reward for doing the vandalism job, and can be bought from Petteri when he's at the Dance pavilion or can be looted from his car if he crashes and dies.

• The best way to get hard liquor is from Uncle's present that he gives you after some time of playing, the gift can be found on the table at his house. (The little house next to yours)
  
  
• To get booze from Petteri, drive to the Dance pavilion on a Saturday and be there at 20:00 (8pm). Wait for Petteri to arrive, go up to him, he's going to pull out a booze bottle and sell it to you for 1,000mk, but you can be haggle it down to 600 by pressing the speech key near him (default K). The price gets lowered in increments: 900, 850, 750, and finally 600. Trying to go any lower than 600 will cause him to refuse the offer and insult the player. Petteri may decline your offer at 750 mk.
  

Drinking hard liquor for the 1st time will get you another achievement - Party time

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Play the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa correctly in a sequence.

How to get the game:

• Turn on the pc
  
• Now type "pieno" into the console to load the game

How to get the achievement:

• Press the letters A-A-A-D-S-S-S-F-D-D-S-S-A on your keyboard in a sequence

Controls:

Yeast festival

Drink a canister of kilju.

How to get the achievement:
1. Get the Kilju bucket and bucket's lid from the cottage.



2. From Teimo's shop buy:

• 6x Juice
  
• 6x Sugar
  
• 1x Yeast

You may buy more for future Kilju brewing.

3. Now fill up the bucket with water.


4. Take the sugar and yeast you bought, put 6x sugar and 1x yeast inside the bucket.


5. Now put the lid on. You'll hear it start bubbling, when the bubbling stops, Kilju is ready. (Bubbling stops after ~2h30 minutes of real time) (DON'T TAKE THE LID OFF, only when bubbling stops)


6. Now drink the juice you bought, we need empty juice bottles so we can fill them up with Kilju. Take the empty juice bottles and submerge them into the bucket. The item name will change from "empty plastic can" to "Kilju".

• To empty out the bucket, it takes 20 bottles.

7. Now drink the Kilju and enjoy your achievement!

You are the wall

Beat the final boss in the game Pasi Invaders.

Important tip:

• Don't download or play games during harsh weather, the pc will shut off and you'll lose your progress.

How to get the game:
Drive to the village, go inside the building next to Lindell inspection shop to get the internet access password.



Now you need to take a picture of this password or write it down somewhere, don't write down mine, for every player the password is different.


Now when you're home and got the password follow this order:

• Plug your pc into the wall
  
• Turn it on
  
• Type "telebbs" into the console
  
• Type "mode baud=9600" for the fastest internet speed
  
• Type "atdt (password)" to connect to the internet. Type the numbers together without the space after 938.
  
• Press Enter when the welcome screen loads and type in your preferred name, press Enter again
  
• Type "/f" to access files
  
• Type "/load invapasi.exe c:" to start downloading the game to the C drive
  
• After the game has finished downloading type "/q" to exit the files screen
  
• Then type "exit" into the console to exit telebbs
  
• Now type "invapasi" into the console to load the game

You have to beat 100 pasi to get to the boss.

Controls:

You have a computer!

Purchase the computer and power it up.

How to get the achievement:
1. After ~2h of playing the game, you'll receive a computer ad in your mailbox. Sign it with a mouse click and you'll get a letter.




2. Make the order at Teimo's shop.


3. Teimo will call you when your order has arrived.


4. Now go to Teimo's, pay for the order and bring the package home.



5. Once you're home, unbox the package in your bedroom and put all of the PC parts on the table like this:





6. You'll see a power cord stretching from your room to the outlet, plug it in.


7. Turn on the PC and you'll get the achievement.

You have a new friend!

Give the drunk guy a ride home from the pub.

How to get the achievement:

• Make sure your phone is plugged into the wall.
  
• Make sure you've paid your bills.

1. The drunk guy will call you in the middle of the night and ask for a lift home. Before going to bed, turn on the lights, so you wouldn't wake up to a pitch black room. Jokke will call you at 02:00 (2am) when the PUB Nappo closes.


2. Once he calls, drive to the village as soon as possible, he'll despawn if you take too long to get there.

3. When you're in the village, drive up to Jokke and he'll get inside your car.



4. Now drive him to his house and drop him off.


5. He'll give you money for the ride home.

• Jokke can only be picked up in the Satsuma, Blue van, Fleetari's car and Ruscko.
  
• The amount of money he gives you depends on how fast you got him home.

You reached 100 kg

Achieve a weight of over 100 kilograms.

How to get the achievement:
1. Eat & drink food.

2. If you're trying to grind this out and not lose weight, avoid these things:

• Walking
  
• Running
  
• Swimming
  
• Chopping wood

3. To check how much you weigh, go inside your parents bedroom and step on the scale:

[Radical Randy]

My bad, the pics didn't load last time I guess. great guide

[mafia bob]

not a big fan of the game games achievements

[LavA]

i got the smoking achievement in 48 cigarettes

[MPuff]

They're there on an image with arrows pointing at them Radical Randy

[Radical Randy]

missing the parts from the catalog you need for the GT achievement, list isn't there.

[Doughy_Hamboney]

For stealing the digital poker machine you can use a bike stand to move it because for some reason the physics are weird on them

[scdbmw]

i did this.

[Orange]

For Kahen kilon siika, the instructions are good but I want to add what the actual timing for catching a fish is.

The timing is not when the fishing rod is tugged at, it's when the rod returns to it's original position. As soon as the rod loses it's tension, that's when you NOSTA!

If going for this, it also helps if you check to see if you're actually in the sweet spot (At least three Siika in a row) and that as soon as you catch something that isn't a Siika, give up and start a new hole.

[MPuff]

Thanks Adamaka!! 🙏

[ᗜ˰ᗜ]

Amazing eng achievement guide