How to touch grass

this is a guide on how to touch grass

step 1: shut off destiny2
step 2: shut off your pc
step 3: get up and walk to your door
step 4: open the door and go find grass
step 5: touch the grass you find

congrats you have found peace :)

[???]

its impossable

[freaky jacob]

Instructions unclear. touched grass with the emote instead

[Chicken jockey #1 Fan]

i relly tried but i could not do it

[Ragertap2]

bellyful

[Sinermox]

This game isn't good enough to keep people inside from touching grass.

[senrign]

you forgot to include to take a shower before you leave the house if you dont want to commit unwanted crimes.

[76561199224339977]

Instructions unclear. Accidentally ate my hamster.

[Lime_64]

hell nah (good joke btw)

[K]

Instructions unclear - I am now at level 990.

[OddFeetArsonist]

Instructions unclear: Currently farming Touch of Malice. Help.