How to get a VRChat GF

A very informative guide on how to legitimately get a girlfriend in the social platform we all know and love. Includes valuable info for overcoming social anxiety, charisma, and more!

Introduction

So you want a girlfriend, huh?

Well good for you, you found the perfect guide!
This guide covers everything you need to know on getting yourself a loving GF in this wonderful virtual space. Without further adieu, lets get right into it!

Things to know

In order to get a girlfriend you don't need much.
A witty sense of humour, perhaps; a friendly aroma; a charismatic personality - whatever it may be, if you can make good friendships and make people smile, you can get a girlfriend!

A few things to note however that may taint your chances of becoming un-single:

• First impressions - Are you extremely loud and obnoxious to everyone you meet, but might change for others? Keep that in mind.
  
• Authenticity - Is it an act for points, or are you really how you say you are? Is your bio okay, or nonsensical?
  
• Avatar choice - Are you in a casual avatar? Is it a meme avatar? Or are you one of those people with a tatted ripped eboy with his jewellery making up 2 million polygons ALONE?
  
• Gender identity - Are you male or female or else? This could completely change your approach contrary to this guide.
  
• Commitment - Are you looking for a one time fling, or a long-term relationship? Be prepared!
  
• Device - Are you on VR? Do you have FBT? Stuck on desktop? (If you play on phone only, why the ♥♥♥♥ are you here?) There's an odd amount of elitism on VRChat. I've been insulted when trying out mobile, while sitting right next to a VR treadmill.

Another thing I see a lot of people overlooking is their own well-being. If you're extremely depressed, jumping into a relationship could only complicate things and give you worse anxiety or deeper sadness if they break up due to your grouchiness. Consider finding help or an affectionate friendship with someone.
Know your self worth. You're probably a lot more valuable than you seem, and if that doesn't help, know that as humans, we on a universal level do not have purpose laid out for us, so we make our own. If it really comes to a base, humans are equally worthless as they are equally valuable. Just because you bore others doesn't mean you bore all.

> STAGE 1

So, assuming you've read the past sections, let's hop into it.

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Step 1

Install VRChat.
Optionally, find where your cache is in Appdata, where your VRChat regkeys are located, and where the exe is located on your drive (This will make sense later).

Step 2 - Account

Make an account. If you have difficulty, please refer to my other guide here.
Already good to go? Awesome!

Step 3 - Style

Let's get you an avatar that suits your style. Something that makes you shine in all the right ways.
Got a video game you absolutely love? Chances are there's an avatar out there. Most people use anime-based avatars, and that's completely okay, but if you fancy being unique, consider finding something more out of the blue or make your own! (guide coming soon). You can use worlds like Prismic's Avatar Search[vrchat.com] to find avatars by name, description and author. Once you find something okay, let's move on to...

Step 4 - Social steps

Now to get a GF, you'll have to interact with people. Ughh I know, but bear with me! Find a good world. Assuming you're on PC, try worlds like The Great Pug. Super popular worlds like The Black Cat are hit or miss. You may find girls there, but they're probably not so tasteful (sorry ladies). Chances are, The Black Cat's you visit will be swarming with children, and unless you're a sick ♥♥♥♥ who likes that (get help), you will only find annoyance instead of solace of PC-only worlds.
FBT Heaven is weird, but if you're 18 or over, try it at your own risk - unless you're looking for a lesser thing - I got 2 girls in one night by slinging around the most awful deep voice changer I could find, to prove a point. Truly irresistible sounding like a skin-walker frog, I know.

You'll have to overcome any social anxiety you may have. Keep in mind that these are random internet people, and they'll probably forget about you by the next day. Probably.

Step 4.5 - Be yourself

Good people value authenticity. Be honest, but not overbearing. Don't give out real, valuable info like your x y and z coordinates. But of course, don't lie about your age!
If you're playing a character, make it clear via your bio or a group.

Step 5 - Analyse the target possible partner

If you're actively looking for a GF, consider putting single in your bio and approaching people who don't have "taken" or a random date in their bio. You can always stalk check out people's bios before approaching them. This ensures you can filter out the red flags.

Once you find someone you deem suitable, approach them with a friendly atmosphere. Strike up a conversation, some good examples being but not limited to:
- "That's a cool group"
- "Wow your bio says you like that, I do too!"
- "Hello."
- "Nice avatar! I really like your taste/style!"
- "Hi um I'm really anxious but you um you um you look really cool and um can you be my friend?" *shy hands*

Assuming you have the social skills (or luck) to turn their name from white to pee, you've completed the first stage! Congratulations, you now have a female FRIEND!
Didn't work out? Just be yourself around some other ladies!

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> STAGE 2

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Step 6

Ensure that you hang out with this person frequently. By this stage you might realise that actively seeking a relationship is not always wise, and that building a fruitful friendship and seeing what happens tends to work better! Hang out, have laughs, maybe even play other games together. Be rightfully jealous when you see her with other guys! Seethe! Mald! Cope!

While not being super clingy, let her know how much you enjoy spending time with her, and how glad you are that you approached her in that one world.

Step 7 - Butterflies

A little harmless flirting can't hurt anyone, right? Throw in a few innuendos or jokes here and there. Does she react positively to them? Keep em coming, but don't overdo it! You're slowly working up to your confession.

Once a minimum of 3 days to 3 weeks has passed, you have now met the minimum VRChat-level threshold for starting a relationship.

Be honest about how you feel. If she reciprocates the feelings, congratulations! You have a GF. Now keep in mind, all relationships have ups and downs. Look forward to the future while also expecting there to be arguments. If you can see and love each other for all your differences, that's a recipe for a healthy long-term relationship!

However, if she turns you down. That's completely okay. Maybe she was private about her relationship. Maybe she was interested in someone else. Maybe she was secretly an alien specifically sent to use virtual reality to seamlessly blend in with the diversity of VRChat, to monitor strange single men.

Worst case scenario, you just get turned down, and she removes you. This probably won't be the case, considering the wonderful times you've made together, but a friendship might be a bit awkard.
If she does turn you down however, start listening to $uicideboy$, and post some sad humanoid wolf pictures on Tumblr with the captions "I am so alone" and "No one will ever love me." Sit in front of a mirror in an edgy avatar too. That'll do the trick.

Step 8 - Realisation

Realise that she is actually a he, and a 35 year old man at that. But hey, he's probably feminine enough. Not satisfied? Too bad. You should know that GIRL really means Guy In Real Life.
NOW you can head to your install directory and delete VRChat. Make sure to go to AppData and also the keys via regedit so you can wipe all traces of the game off the face of your drive.

Then, and only then, can you realise that I've put WAYYYY too much effort into this joke. But joke aside, I hope some of this information actually helps, because a lot of is actually genuine. Feel free to shoot me a friend request if you find me amusing, helpful or both. Also, ladies, I am single ;)

Ending

So, if you completed this guide! Congratulations! You are no longer cripplingly lonely!
You can now go back to being clinically online with your new GF who lives 2000 miles away!

And if you ever feel truly alone, remember! There are around 1.5 million bugs living on you at all times, including tiny spiders, lice and microbial colonies. Sure, the number could decrease, but that's only after you decide what limb you want to remove.

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[EpsilonVR]

ALL THAT EFFORT INTO THIS ONE JOKE

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[dis]

personally i'd also add the regkeys that you definitely have to delete to wipe all traces of this game