how to become fitted the ♥♥♥♥ out

So, you want to be dripped the ♥♥♥♥ out in the hit game mmorpg final fantasy 14 with it's extended trial now including stormblood which now allows free trial players to play eureka content well if you're a free trial player then ♥♥♥♥ off to eureka and get that elemental armor that I too am currently trying to get (both glowy and non-glowy variants are equally cool tbh) if you have access to shadowbringers and beyond content well... come and read

Step one: Reach post-shadowbringers

most of the armor presented in the main image which is once again here, you must first reach the conclusion of shadowbringers and a bit beyond it (Futures Rewritten) you must then go to the bozja southern front where war is and war... war never changes.

Step Two: Grind

Now... is the tricky part because all good things come with a little bit of patience and some elbow greece because if you have made it to Bozja then you'll have also realised that you can start a relic weapon series here and I need to let you know THE FIRST TIME IS THE HARDEST mostly because it has 2 GIRTHY one-time grinds that quite literally stopped me in my quest for drip just so that I could get my cool glowstick and yes the image below is in fact a armored machinest wielding a glowing double barrel shotgun *can I get one without the glow* yeah you can and it is equally as good but I have it's glowstick version because I spent 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeks on both one time grinds for this specific one and I am not going to let it not glow it's majesty but yeah you'll have to reach resistance rank 25 before you can even begin to aquire even one piece of the drip my axe wielding warrior is wielding (the axe is ragnarok zeta from a realm reborn for people who don't know) but once you are rank 25 you'll obviously have come across a few thingamabobs called forgotten fragments YOU NEED THESE DO NOT THROW AWAY (you can also sell them but that's for after you get the drip) but once you have reached this step you'll need to go onto quite possibly the hardest step of this grind

Step Three: Joining Legosteppers (Discord)

ok ok ok, for the socially awkward people AND the voiceless ones you do not and I repeat DO NOT have to talk during these you only need to join this for 2 simple reasons reason 1: to hear callouts for the savage raid that has 48 TOTAL PEOPLE and reason 2: you need 47 other people to clear the raid NEEDED to aquire the drip which will be explained in the next step but before that I'll need to tell you some things. FIRST OF ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ READ MORE, once you join Legosteppers you will need to read a few things like what to brind during the raid, what rules to follow, and most importantly to understand the explanation of what is going to happen if you do not read the rules and explanations as to why these rules exsist then you'll be benched *whats being benched mean?* well it means you'll be kicked from the raid so that you can read what you need to read ESPECIALLY THE FREQUIENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS now here's a example of a more casual fit some sunglasses bandaged glove hand things that are from eureka Timbs (survival shoes dyed cork brown) the rest you can just figure it out

Here is the legosteppers discord: https://discord.gg/mYP4SK3cNw

Step Four: Raid

now... if you're unlucky you'll have to clear the Delubrum Reginae (Savage) 10 times AT MOST because there is a mercy system that gives you a plate for each respective law's order secret for each piece of gear by the way YOU DO NOT NEED A FULL SET OF AUGMENTED RESISTANCE GEAR to participate in the raid. Appreciated, yeah. Needed? nope you can farm for the augmented resistance gear after you get one of each secret that you want for whatever armor you're aiming for (ngl ALL of the augmented resistance armor is dope af but I don't use the entire set because I don't want to be a firelands andy that just wears a entire set of armor and call it a glam, you can if you want to. you just won't be as cool as me like in ANY of the examples that I have posted that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right I only ever use AT MOST 3 PIECES FROM THE SAME SERIES OF ARMOR) but at the end of the day after you clear it for the first time and get your secret... you'll also get the cerberus mount a 4 seater mount that you can ride around with friends and if you have even half of the brain capacity that I hope you have.







then yes. all four of you ride it like that

Step Five: Buckle your shoes

at this point you have finished raiding to get all of the secrets that you want but unfortunately, the fat dumbass that I am forgot to mention the gold coins you need in order to buy the base laws order armor (wait why did I do this entire grind if I can just get a normal version of it from doing the non-savage version of it?) well ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it's because it's undyable and that is just fookin stupid to have on yeah it takes real skill to make a whole glam around one piece of armor that is undyable, have I done it before? (yeah I have with a undyable helmet that has a glowy toggleable visor) it is irrelevant to this and you have already gotten the secrets for it so how do I get the gold coins for the base armor? well you get a weekly duty that'll allow you to get 3 gold pieces from doing the normal delubrium reginae which is clearable by 8 total people or if you're skilled enough then one person is needed to clear it (if you're rank 25 with max merit but I aint explaining that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥) so 1, 2, buckle ya shoes 3, 4 for you can also get silver coins from the normal one as well you'll need 100 silver for one gold coin but it is worth it because the normal version has a chance of dropping a very profitable and cool mount I myself have yet to get

Step Five+-2.5: Capitalism

welp... forgot about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ runners secrets from the bozjan southern frount by now you'll have gotten to the point you realised you'll need Augmented bozjan resistance armor AND the law's order armor of the class that you wish to have it on (I'm gunning for all of the augmented law's order armor) but this step is easy depending on how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rich you are/ how much time you can spare because in order to get one full set of augmented resistance armor you'll need to clear the special fate at the southern front at least (if you get 100 coins per clear) 35 times or you can just use your gil to buy the secrets off the market board

Step Mirror: Real fashion

but at the end of the day unless it's literally undergarments fashion and glamour is in the eye of the beholder because if you can't envision a look for your character... there's always cosplay BABYYYYYYYYY JETSTREAM SAM MOTHA FAKAS WON A GLAM CONTEST WITH THIS BADBOY WEEEEEEEEEE (cosplaying is immune to the firelands andy rule, I say this because sides the mask the entire armor set is from the same seris and from pvp so you can glam to look like sam from lv.30 onwards)

[GameMa5ter2001]

damn sides that cosplay one dudes fitted the fuck out