How to make a Rusty Lake Burger

A useful tutorial on how to make a Rusty Lake Burger in real life!
(Might contain slight doses of HowToBasics)

Ingredients

Before we start, we have to take out the ingredients necessary for our masterpiece:

1. Lettuce
2. A burger
3. Cheese (preferibly Gouda, Netherands)
4. Some bacon
5. Ketchup
6. Cucumber
7. Burger bun
8. Eggs NO WE'RE NOT DOING THAT HERE

P.S.: it's highly unrecommended to use the same type of meat shown in the game for obvious reasons...

Bread bun

Take out the bun(s) you've bought from the bakery (or made by yourself) and cut them in half, so that you can fit the burger and the other ingredients inside of it

Like this:
Editor note: honestly I should try making this burger but as a bagel, seems delicious ngl

Note: in case you don't have a bun, you can take out some normal bread, cut two slices and use them as such, you can even shape it like a bun if you prefer

Speaking of bread, here's a silly image of a catloaf :>

Cucumber

Take the cucumber and slice it, but only a few parts of it

Like shown in the image (just cut them as circles and not dices):

Cheese (hmm good Gouda Cheese)

Take out your dutch Gouda cheese... or just that classic american cheese you probably have in your house and take out a slice out of it

Crispy bacon

Take the bacon and put it on the pan to fry at a bunch of degrees and for some minutes, idk look it up on Google I guess
(I suggest adding salt for extra flavor)

Burger

Most likely the same exact thing with the bacon but with a bunger this time

Intermission

While your lazy ass is busy cooking da burgers and bacons here's a wide Jakob Eilander
(bro's gonna put some frogs in his pants and you can't do NOTHING about it)

Eggs

*familar voice*
Me: huh? OH NO IT'S VSAUCE-
VSauce (aka HowToBasics): HEY, VSAUCE, MICHAEL HERE


Me: please Michael, don't do it- NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP YOU'RE MESSING THE KITCHEN UP!!!


Me: ok it's joever *calls MonkeGaming*
MonkeGaming: yo
Me: please help me there's VSauce throwing eggs all over the place
MG: Sorry I'm playing Lone Fungus
Me: Damn ok
Me: ok it's joever, this time *calls End3r88*
End3r88: what's up?
Me: pls send help there's eggs
End3r88: *Dark Souls boss music playing in the background* can't
Me: I see why
Me: ok now it's joever for real *calls Omega*
Omega: hello
Me: VSauce has gone schizo fr fr, please help
Omega: incoming
*Omega breaks in*
Me: let's go beat him up
Omega: okey dokey



VSauce (the real one): oh thanks guys for taking out my evil twin
Me and Omega: damn... no problem ig
Me: ok you can go now, cya and thanks for the help
Omega: see ya
*Omega casually leaves by noclipping to the wall*

Ok guys we're back, we can now make the final part of the burger

Constructing the burger and serving

Finally, we're only missing the construction

Take out everything you've prepared and put it in this order:

Layer 0: plate
Layer 1: bun (bottom part)
Layer 2: lettuce
Layer 3: burger
Layer 4: cheese
Layer 5: crispy bacon
Layer 6: ketchup
Layer 7: bun (upper part)

Serve!

Ending and thanks

Thanks for reading my guide... and weird ass story in between LMAO

Please give me lots of "Clown" awards!!! (it means that I'm very smart)

Special thanks to my homies for "participating"

And well, bye!

(Can't believe I've made some massive lore moments in a guide about cooking a burger saw in a game of fiction in real life)

[Thomas_The_Trein]

1. It's because Steam automatically ticked the "Follow discussion" checkbox (I think)
2. Well damn

[Companion_Monke]

holy fuck more than a year ago??!!!

[Companion_Monke]

Why did Steam send me a notification about this? I don't even remember that other comment and that's kinda cringe

[Thomas_The_Trein]

On my way 👍

[pigeon]

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease. Make it cry, burn it and let it swim.

[Thomas_The_Trein]

okey dokey

[Companion_Monke]

noo omega u stole the first comment from me D:

ig i wasn't fast enough

hello btw, i want a beast burger (actually no i want a idk-I-don't-eat-burgers burger please and thank you, bye)

[Thomas_The_Trein]

I'm on it

[Omega]

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease. Make it cry, burn it and let it swim.