Sid Meier's Civilization V

Sid Meier's Civilization V

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HOW 2 CIV 5
By MysteriousPinkFluff
HOW 2 B MLG ND PRO @ CIF 5, YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!
   
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PART ONE
USE LIBERTY COZ IT GIVES U FREE WORKERS AND SETTLERS

ALSO USE LIBERTY 2 GET GR8 PROPHET (MOAR LIEK PROFIT LAWLAWLAWLAWL) AND MAK UR RELIGON
PART 2 - MAKIN AN ARMY N NAVY (AIR FOURCES SUCK DONKEY DONG)
ALSO BE EITHER ENGLOND OR POLOND BECOZ DEY GET DA BEST THINGS

SPAM PIKEMEN AND CANNONS ALSO MAKE KNIGHTS BECAUSE THEY WILL BE AROUND UNTIL THE 2100S FOR SOME REASON
PART III - IN CONCLSUION
GO FOURTH FELLOW CIF LEADERS AND WIN AND STUFF

THIS GUIDE WAS RITTEN BY ME AND NOT U
PART 4 - NEATO NEW INFO
ALSO KOREA COZ AZNS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

BUT IF U WAN SCIENCE VICTROY U SHUD RLLY GO AS BABYLON (HAHA BABY) COZ U CAN STIL GT GUD SCIENCE BU ALSO MAINTIN A GUD ARMMY TO KILL DA BAD GUYS

95 Comments
Internet Explorer Sep 21, 2014 @ 2:08pm 
nice meme. 10/10 i got world domination from this
marat1793 Sep 21, 2014 @ 11:03am 
this is the worst guide ive ever seen
Daddy ♥♥♥ Cannon Sep 18, 2014 @ 6:07pm 
(Funny intesnifies)
jack D Sep 17, 2014 @ 10:09am 
I Sstil do a l ose and i read the guide 17 times :(
Jackles Sep 16, 2014 @ 9:15pm 
Confused about part 2, got ♥♥♥♥ stuck in shredder
10/10 plz hlp
egg fu Sep 16, 2014 @ 2:08am 
Nice!
Jeremiah 44 Sep 15, 2014 @ 4:13am 
lol
Supreme Leader Gandhi Sep 14, 2014 @ 9:58pm 
you may have just screwed over so many peple
Levvy Sep 14, 2014 @ 7:28pm 
Another Civ 5 joke guide... ha... ha... ha... so funny :ccskull:
Ten Sep 14, 2014 @ 4:44pm 
Would read again.