How to be an edgy internet gangster

A guide is intended for a certain group of people, if you don’t understand it, I’m sorry

Step 1. Be 14-19 years old.
Step 2. Get Nike Tech-Fleece.
Step 3. Play FiveM Roleplay, HvH, or Minecraft.
Step 4. Be recognizable only within your closest group of friends.(But act on every server as if you’re known by everyone.)
Step 5. Join every 𝕖𝕕𝕘𝕪 Discord server and spam your media from your 40 subs yt channel. (3 kills against afk players or vs cleans uff ya $$)
Step 6. Call every person as nn / corona joiner (you’re 2022, it doesn’t matter; get on your primordial or monolith (crack) and keep flexing with it)
Step 7. Listen to drill/gangsta-tran‎ny-trap and sell your divided septic tank zaza haze to your local homies to earn their respect (they’re 14)
Step 8. Be a tough guy through the internet cable, but if someone approaches you in real life, tell him that you aren’t into fighting, etc.
Step 9. Make love songs about your ex (she’s 12)
Step 10. Have a 5 digit uid
Step 11. If somebody owns you in a trash-talk, send a message to your homies with your traphone to help you.

That dude from a guide with a knife is you in your imagination.
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Hidden pro tip from an OG: Make sure to backstab your friends for any trivial gain possible, as you can always make new edgy internet gangster friends and increase your com kid reputation!