The Ultimate Rust Experience

How to become an instant rust chad and have the greatest rust experience.

The Beach

Welcome to the beach, you spawn here at the start of every great rust adventure with nothing but your capybara rock and a torch.

In order to have fun firstly you must run to a tree smack it. Run to a stone node SMACK IT. Find a couple of hemp plants and pick them.

Make a bow and tools.

Farm many resources and scrap and components.

OH ♥♥♥♥ FROM ABOVE YOU GET AK SPRAYED BY A ROOFCAMPER.

RESTART!

Complete this cycle as many times as it takes until you are able to make a bse.

CARDS :(

Congratulations you have beaten the massively overweight incels who reside on the rooftops.

Next you gotta get some guns and scrap and ♥♥♥♥ like that.

Spend 3 hours waiting at Oxums or supermarket for a greencard. Careful double barrelled shotgun wielders lurk in the dark, shadowy corners of these aids monuments.

Once you obtain a green card and fuse run a a monument to get blue card.

Once you leave the monument and have a full inventory of comps and scrap, get shot in the back right before you get to your base and lose it all.

DISCLAIMER! anytime something is going well in rust remember IT ALL BELONGS TO GRUBS!

Continue trying to get cards till you have em all.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ oil :/

This is an optional objective, you can either use your scrap and ♥♥♥♥ to research weapons using a T2 or T3 workbench and go and kill a bunch of people before getting DB'd on ur way back to base. OR you can go to oil rig and die there.

THE CHOICE BELONGS TO YOU

At oil not only will your anal cavity be ruptured by the heavy scientists or have your back blown out by the handmade shell of a naked with an eoka lurking in the ventilation system. but your mental health will decrease rapidly. You will want to hang yourself every minute you walk on that hellhole.

All in all its a miserable experience but yk its fun :)

Raiding

With your newfound riches scraped from the hell of rust you can research, farm and craft BOOM

NOW YOU CAN GO AND PUMMEL THOSE PESKY NEIGHBOURS WHO HAVE BEEN DOORACMPING, ROOFCAMING JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CAMPING YOU ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WIPE CUZ THOSE LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ STAINS CANT DO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON THEIR OWN.

TAKE YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ROCKET LAUNCHER AND FOUNDATION WIPE THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LITTLE 2x2 BUT JUST BEFORE YOU GO YOU REMEMBER THOSE ASS WIPES OFFLINED YOU LAST NIGHT AND YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT.

after this fun experience get your friends on for the next wipe and repeat this all again. :)

Conclusion

play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥, miserable game for thousands of hours

[Cricket312]

made no sense what about the random animals that spawn and kill u

[polarr]

i think blud has gone mentally insane

[zeke]

honestly just end it

[The Rat Man]

lick my fucking shit crusted gooch you invertebrates

[The Rat Man]

shut the FUCK UP YOU CUNTS

[冰'James冰']

blud had a bad friday wipe

[Le_Nirran]

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