how to get good teammates (real)

this guide will show you how to get non-racist and influential teammates (very real)

step 1: assert your dominance among the others

some of your teammates will be very hyperactive and annoying to start with. to stop this behaviour, shout and scream at them until they either understand or leave, giving you another chance. very simple to follow and works 11% of the time because siege players are mentally unstable

step 2: give them good orders (knowledge required)

tell your new-found followers smart decisions that could aid them in winning or remaining an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. maybe watch a youtube video or something but do it your way instead because it's a different way every match

step 3 (finale): friends

i know it's hard to believe, but some siege players might have friends. if this is you, please for the love of god queue with them instead of the brain-indented players of tom clancy's rainbow six siege. trust me it will be alot better than the alternative

[gary_eka]

what if your a kid and pepol screem at you

[zfoxy]

revive

[Läkare]

to get non-racist teammates?? whats wrong with driving fast cars

[TYBEROS THE ANGRY]

non-racist? but im racist myself D:

[SpoKtN]

real

[BloodKitten]

Bruh why tf did I read this and why tf is it a TOP GUIDE shits soo good heres an award for a poet (this is a fuckin joke mate" this got me tho) "works 11% of the time"

[dag]

it actually worked

[qzoui]

amazing guide

[srsp07]

sigma guide

[TOMI1985]