-BEE JOKES FOR GRIM MAINS- [BUFFED EDITION]

This guide will bee helpful for you!

-PART 1-

• Have you ever been to Stingapore? 🇸🇬
  
• To bee or not to bee, that is the question.❓
  
• I’m just winging it.🐝
  
• Beehive yourself.
  
• What did you say? You’re so mumble-bee.
  
• I would like wasa-bee with my sushi. 🍣
  
• Leave me alone. I want to bee alone.
  
• You and I, we were meant to bee.
  
• Quit pollen my leg. 🦵
  
• Did you get the syla-buzz for your classes?
  
• She means bees-ness.
  
• Do you want to play fris-bee? 🥏
  
• Her favorite book is the Great Gats-bee.
  
• He loves a good free-bee.
  
• Can I have some bumble gum?
  
• Bee puns really sting. 🐝
  
• You’re so snob-bee.
  
• Hop on the school-buzz and go for a ride. 🚌
  
• Don’t forget to say hive to your honey. 🍯
  
• It’s time to take your Vitamin Bee. 🅱️
  
• I want to cross-pollinate with you.
  
• Bee mine. 💛
  
• It’s party time, bee-tches! 👯‍♀️
  
• Just bee yourself.

• The last thing that goes through a bee’s mind when it hits a windshield is its stinger.
  
• Bee’s favorite painter is Pablo Bee-casso. 🎨
  
• What’s all the buzz about?
  
• You’ve bee-witched me.
  
• Wasp on Earth are you talking about? ⁉️
  
• Psst. I’m bee-hind you. 👨‍👦
  
• Hey, mind your own beeswax.
  
• Did you know hive never felt this bee-fore?
  
• You’re not too shab-bee yourself.
  
• Do you want to come to our house-swarming party? 🏠
  
• I feel like a zom-bee. 🧟
  
• Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. 🥰
  
• Bees get ahead in life by knowing all the right buzzwords. ⭐
  
• She’s a force to bee reckoned with.
  
• Life is not all it’s cracked up to bee.
  
• He didn’t hive a clue.
  
• Honeycomb home now. It’s getting late. 🍯
  
• As luck would hive it, I got the promotion!
  
• Talking to you feels like pollen teeth. 🦷
  
• Those bees got into a sticky situation.
  
• You’re the bees knees.
  
• Look in the arc-hives. ⬢⬢⬢
  
• Sending you my swarmest wishes. 💌
  
• I can’t bee-lieve I’ve pollen in love with you. 😍
  
• You need to bee on your best beehive-ior.
  
• Buzz off. 🚶
  
• Bees love the honeymoon phase of a relationship. 💑🏻
  
• Bee the change you want to see in the world. 🌎

• Perhaps I’ve never seen a hummingbird, but I have seen a spelling bee. 💬
  
• Honey, I’m stuck on you. 🍯
  
• Did you know that you’re bee-utiful. 🤩
  
• Everything will bee okay. 👌
  
• Do you want to try my LG Bee Tea? ☕
  
• I would rather bee reading. 📚
  
• Don’t worry, bee happy. 😃
  
• Bee-lieve in yourself.
  
• Won’t you bee my friend? 👦🏼👱🏼
  
• If truth bee told, this is a lot of bee puns. 🐝🐝🐝
  
• Do I hive to paint you a picture to understand?
  
• You need to hive your head examined.
  
• Let’s go to the bee-ch. 🏖️
  
• Honey, bee careful. 🍯 🐝
  
• That bee droned on and on.
  
• Tony Stark is a bee-llioner 💵
  
• It sure is swarm out today. ▒
  
• Hive it your way. ⬢
  
• Take me under your wings. ✈️
  
• Have I told you about the birds and the bees? 🐦🐝
  
• Well, I’ll bee.
  
• Looks can bee deceiving.
  
• Honey, I’m home! 🐝🏠
  
• Tap into that hive mind. ⬢
  
• I need to call my hub-bee.
  
• I don’t hive a clue.
  
• Beetween you and me, it’s time to buzz on out of here.
  
• Hive had enough of these funny bee puns. 🐝

-PART 2-

Q : Who's the most viewed R6 youtuber? A : Bee-kiniBodhi 👙	Q : What is the perfect strategy? A : RUSH BEE 🅱️ 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️	Q : Will you get Black ice? A : May-bee... 🤷‍♂️
Q : What’s a bee’s favorite band? A : The Bee Gees	Q : What’s your blood type? A : Bee positive . 🅱️➕	Q : What’s a bee’s favorite sports? A : Rug-bee . 🏈
Q : What do you a call a bee that won’t shut up? A : A blab-bee . 🗯🗯🗯	Q : What does a bee use to style its hair? A : A honey comb. 🍯	Q : Why did the bee go to the doctor? A : It had hives. 👨‍⚕️
Q : What’s a bee’s favorite haircut? A : A buzz cut. 👨‍🦲	Q : What did the teacher say to the naughty bee? A : Beehive yourself. 👨‍🏫	Q : What do you call a wasp? A : A wanna-bee . 🐝

Q : What did the team do after it won? A : Celebrate with a hive five. 🙏	Q : Who is a bee’s favorite singer? A : Bee-yonce . 👩🏽	Q : What do you call a loser? A : A cry ba-bee . 😭
Q : What are a bee’s favorite flowers? A : Bee-gonias , of course. 🌹	Q : What do you call a bee who creates laws? A : A pollentician. 👨🏻‍⚖️	Q : What does a bee call its backup plan? A : Plan Bee . 🅱️
Q : Why do bees hum when they’re singing? A : They don’t know the words. 🤷🏻‍♂️	Q : What did the bee hear on the other end of the phone? A : A buzzy signal. ☎️	Q : Why do bees get married? A : Because they’ve found their honey. 🤗
Q : What do you say when you win a game of bingo? A : Bee-ngo! 👌	Q : How can I make my setup much cooler? A : With RG-Bee 🔴🟢🐝	Q : What’s a clumsy bee called? A : A fumble bee. 🥴

I! BEE-COME SO NUMB!
I CAN'T BEEL YOU THERE
BEE-COME SO TIRED
SO MUCH BEE JOKES HERE
-Linkin Park

-PART 3-

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-THE END-

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Source (of most of the jokes): 100 Bee Puns and Jokes[www.redbubble.com]

[antisocialite]

I will bee-reak your knees if you do something like this again

[yxng_biggy]

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[Nagla]

I'm a beeginner at this game

[Casual Diphenhydramine User]

I've BEEn wheelchair bound till reading this. Thanks to you positive BEEhaviour

[AstraX]

what are you think for beendit main's beero?

[Valerie]

why

[tachi]

nut

[Thaalmor]

I Beelive this is my favorite guide of all time ;) thanks !

[Rice]

Beesus Christ these jokes are awesome

[water bender]

this guide cant BEE real