how to unlock the soldier in tf2

hey guys its me morb of the morth back again with another helpful btd6 gameplay trailer for btd6.

Guys I have bad news

you can't :(

JUST KIDING BOZOS

as of the jungle inferno update, the one where they added the jungle inferno, you can now unlock characters in tf2 for free!!! :DDDD noew i know thsi is good news but dont get ahead of oursevles just yet ok? we need to statr at the beginnning.

now, when a man and a women and another man that mommy tells you to not tell father abpout don't like eachother very much, they do this. (see image below) [Click for more details]


if you wnat additional reading on the suject matters, please google rule 34 luigi and bowser (example image below))



ok now for the issuie at hand. we need to unlock the guy with the rocket launcher and shovel ASAP!

Step one.) become born (not bourne, for questions regarding bourne please go away)

Step 2.] acquire a copy of team fortress two (2). this part is very imporntant so make sure you cook it all the way through if you catch what i'm saying.

Part 3. download steam onto your school's chromebook's desktop's files. OPTIONAL STEP: steal your parents money card (credit preffered, debit accepted, cash accepted in denominations of 5 or lower) and buy a pc (personal computer) (PC) off of amazon (make sure it has ram (NOT THE ANIMAL, WE ARE NOT LIABLE FOR YOU BECAUSE WE HATE YOU) and a case)

next. sorry for my outburst, it will happen again because you are gross and i hate gross people. ermmmm anyways, the next step is to plug in your physical copy of team fortress 2 (two) and open it using steam (there's some excellent guides on youtube that i will not share because i am a gatekeeper :))

part 6.) make sure you eat a big healthy meal before, this game can take a lot out of you and you need to have your enegy up!!



if this horse shows up just ignore him, he always just telepathically says "how hungry???" to people until they are all filled up again. if he says anything else, its probably my buddy derrick who got reincarnated as the horse.

step seven: sorry my lawyers advised me to make this step but it doesn't actually exist.

part 8) eat the horse part 9.) Formatting error

OK the final step is to queue for a game. once you joined the game, make sure you select one of the unlocked classes (excludoing soldier, selecting him will corrupt you're game and crash it). after spawning in, you uhhhh type "soldier 5 times" then hit enter.

The train is here sorry

YOU HAVE IT COMPLETED!!!

thank you tnhank you, hold the applause please

i just want to take a moment to shout out the nation of Indonesia, without help from the people i could never have made this guide.


yes even you!. thank you all so much. as for every smelly bulgarian out there, WATCH OUT, I'M COMING. wait no not like that wait stop please ma i;m sorry it was a joke please sto



this wolf is so jacked oh my god

DISCAIMER

to whom it may concern, the following players are NOT allowed to unlock soldier due to past racist remarks:

• Penis Magic ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
  
• Lunarc
  
• pingu
  
• OWTFH
  
• PARKINSONSNIPER

[Mr. Martin :)]

sorry instructions led me to the backrooms

[Critical Ping]

instructions unclear, it unlocked pyro class

[Gus]

cope harder m8

[moth2flame]

so sad that tf2 guides are full with this trash now lol. how to walk how to jump how to open tf2. some people actually use guides to improve but this community is so unfunny theyre laughing balls over a post in 2023 containing unfunny morbius breaking bad haha funny jokes

[The Hornswaggler]

you have a link to your anime watchlist go take a shower stinky

[Can-Tank Goblin]

Random =/= funny

[Gus]

what a jacked wolf

[Wλlter]

i need that wolf to teach me, right Jaragh

[chinese bean]

dam i wish i was as jacked as that wolf

[Wλlter]

he was SUPER jacked af