how to get ken carson monkey

this is how u get the secret ken carson goomba monkey

steps

1. open up bloons

2. become a goomba irl

3. boom

[blxzard]

shut up HAP1031

[Jonesite]

i cant become goomba

[HAP1031]

oh i will die if i don't post that thing into ten comments?
proof?

[HAP1031]

this is littery messed up
and fake
so why make it?

[roobeer]

BRO FINALLY

[The Booty Strangler]

this is messed up and misleading.

The person who made this guide FORGOT TO MENTION that it turns you into a the fucking the MOVIE goomba from 1993's Super Mario Breo's movie.

NOT THE GOOD KIND OF GOOMBA!

[Scout]

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a shitty copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen

[mira]

im shaking in my boots

[dani47mcp]

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he posted a shitty copypasta onto a People Playground mod's comment section. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by pegging you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen

[BuddyAgera]

omg guys beckymartins im so scared :steamabsolutebansheescream: