100% achievement guide step by step

I will tell you every step that must be takin to get every achievement in the game at the moment and will update when more are added or removed.

You have no idea what you're doing, do you?

What you have to do and this can be unlock in every location (I believe but i did it in the first room) just push E a ton of times untill you get the achievement it's that simple.

Move along, pervert...

Simple Stand in front of this picture untill you receive the achievement and this is in the first room.

You're not Santa, get out.

Simply crouch and go in the fireplace (C if you didnt know crouches) and stay in there untill you get the achievement.
The fireplace is in the room which you chose which pawn to pick.

Was any of that real?(this and below are Black Pawn Scenario achievements)

Complete the Black Pawn Scenario.

Insane.

In the house go to the basement and you'll find this room
to get the achievement keep flipping the lever untill you get it.

Wincest! (this and below are White Pawn Scenario)

Complete the White Pawn Scenario.

One Day.

This is done in the room after you choose the white pawn and can only be done before turning on the radio and you may not get up there on your first try, I got lucky and got up there on my second try while recording but all you have to do is do what I did and you'll receive the achievement.

Something Sweet...

Done in the same room as the previous achievement, after truning on the radio simply type "honey" when it ask you for something sweet on first try if you die quit to the main menu and push continue and type "whitepawn" and try again.

Crackpot.

On the level where you get the revolver destory the pots as you go which you need to anyway to get through the level but after you get to the first checkpoint a giant pot will drop on your head and you'll receive the achievement.

Quality.

On the last level go forward and get the key from the trashcan then turn around and go the opposite direction and find a vase on it side shoot that vase once if you shoot the gun more than once you dont get the achievement and open the door to complete the level and get the achievement but if you shot more then once go to the main menu push continue and type "whatithinkofyou" and do it again except shoot one bullet this time.

Not getting achievements? Do this

If you do the achievements but don't receive them, exit the game, go in "Libray", right click "Only If", click "Properties", go to "Local File", and click "Verify Game Cache". After that's done just reopen Only If and you should get the achievements now and you got to do this everytime you play and quit the game to recieve achievements because that fixes the corrupt file that happens every time you play and quit the game.
"just to let you know, if you tab out in game, when you come back the achievements wont work"
Thank you Karl Pilkington

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How long does it take to get Move along, pervert..?

[sweaty and afraid]

i jumped up onto the shelf thing but the picture isnt there

[⟢K◆t◈O❖m⟣]

One Day works by jumping from 1 of the chairbacks, when you are on top of the chair all you will see is the chandelier - jump from there.

[Banana Man]

The "One Day" won't work

[Kirstondo]

I'm in the fireplace and no achievement :( what am I doing wrong??

[IAmHaskINs]

Before anyone says to "Veryify your steam cache" i've verified so many times and i cant get "You have no idea what you're doing, do you?"
I even stopped playing, went to work, came home and verified the game before starting and timed myself tapping "E" for 15 min.......................................................................................

[brece alyx]

gotta get right up in dem titties

[Roomba_On_Crack]

how to type :_:

[Khourchef]

Thank you

[Lady Harley]

sucks