Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How To: Become A CS Degenerate
By Aquafina
This guide will give you an introduction into how to continuously make your opponents want to bash your head in since after this, you will be a professional degenerate.
   
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First Step: Avatar
Now, there are multiple things you can do to attract opponents into clicking on your profile we will get started with the basic "Anime Avatar"

• Static Anime Avatar - This can be anything from your personal favorite anime character if you watch anything OR it can be as simple as searching "Anime PFP" on google. The more suggestive (melons, massive a*ses, hentai faces), the better. This is the best option to go with if you are short on steam points for animated avatars which will be our next point.

Example:































Recommendation: If you are not mechanically inclined at this very moment but still want people to click up, make sure you do a little trash talking.

• Animated Anime Avatar (Steam Points) - This is most likely going to be your best bet especially heading into CS2 where avatars show up animated during the match and when queuing. For this as the option says, you will need some steam points. Most range around 3,000 points each so make sure you look around for the best one if you are strapped for points already.

Example (You can find this animated in the points shop):


If you are mechanically inclined and have no issue clapping cheeks

You can go with what I like to call, the bait n switch.

• The bait n switch - Here you can choose anything, I like to go with serious PFP's like the one I have at this moment. A "Youngboy Never Broke Again" album cover from "AI Youngboy 2". When you are clapping kids, most likely they will already be checking your profile. But i've noticed they might not be as inclined to check if you have an Anime PFP, due to the reason that they think you're a fat f**k that never stops playing. The more serious or random, the more they might think you're just some level 1 account who's cheating in their game.

Example (My current PFP):

Now, these are the three major points on the avatar that you can choose from to get you started in becoming a Counter-Strike degenerate.
Second Step: Profile Background
This is mandatory, even more than the Avatar due to the fact that if you are good, people will be checking whats up.

The profile background is a very special thing, there are thousands of profile backgrounds to choose from especially Anime Backgrounds.

Lets get started with the basics.

• Static Backgrounds - Now there are what seems like millions of these, ranging from Booba, Very Big Butt, Literal Hentai and Big Mommy Milker Furry? You can find the best static background from going to site like Steam Tools Backgrounds[steam.tools]

On Steam Tools, you can search for things like color, date uploaded, brightness, game, price, hue and more. A very nice tool to use especially if you are going for a theme, an easy filter option for keywords is also there so you can search for "anime", "boobs", "anime boobs". You're catching the drift.

Example (Name: Maid, $.25):

Now when choosing these backgrounds make sure that its just as you'd want it, sometimes these background can be cut off by the main profile addons, like the example I gave, only the right boob shows up in the background on your profile.






• Animated Backgrounds - Now these are where the money is at, you can find some fire background on here that are sure to make the opps heated and possibly leak your IP.


These can once again be found in the Steam Points Shop usually sold for around 2,000 points or more each, you can find some real good ones there. Props to you if you can get a matching background for your avatar.

Example: (Static Only For The Example) (Name:Sweet Neko & Bunny)

Now there are your two best and only options for those wanting to become degenerate counter-strike gamers who destory the competition and lead others to victory.


Third Step: Artwork
Now that you have your Avatar and Background of choice implemented, you can start on the Degenerate Hentai Artwork part. With this, it is recommended that you grab the pieces of your background from Steam Design[steam.design].

With this website, you can plug in your background URL that you can get by finding it in your steam inventory and viewing the background in "Full Size." From there, copy the URL in the top of your chrome tab or other browser.



Now that you pasted the URL and downloaded the bits of the background for your artwork, you can either upload it there as is, edit it with photoshop (if you have the skills), or go on fivver and find some competent people who can make you exactly what you'd like. (I recommend tomato613888) He makes great artwork for a very reasonable price, he actually made my artwork and I plan to go back to him for more workshop items.

If you want an alternative you can check out Davinci Resolve which is a free Photoshoping software. You can find that here Davinci Resolve[www.blackmagicdesign.com]

If you want to make small artwork for the price of free, you can go to Giphy[giphy.com]. And make your own little gifs, KEEP IN MIND THIS WILL NOT --SIZE CORRECTLY FOR IT TO FIT TO SIZE FOR THE BACKGROUND. THIS IS ONLY FOR SMALL GIFS THAT DO NOT NEED TO FIT WITH YOUR BACKGROUND!!!

Fourth Step: The Small Stuff
Well you have the major things covered now, from here on out there are only some small things you can do to touch up your profile for the most degenerate experience.

• Mini Profile Backgrounds - This can be found in the steam points shop as well, they are somewhat cheap running around 2,000 points each, (Yes, even the big booba ones).

• InfoBoxes - In here you can put some nice ASCII art of h*ntai or whatever else youd like in there. You can get pretty creative.

• Badges - Here you can go to other steam guides like Round Anime Badges to find things that would fit your profile to your preference.

• Theme - You can choose a colored theme in the profile edit settings, if you have a special profile enabled this is disabled.

• Extra Showcases - In the steam points shop you can purchase more showcase slots, which allows you to put even MORE degenerate artwork on your profile to display to all. This is only recommended if you have everything else covered first.

Well, there you have it. This is a small in depth guide to be able to have your opponents want to punch you in the face, due to your professional degeneracy. I hope you found this helpful, Happy degening everyone.
9 Comments
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Patrick Basedman Apr 9, 2023 @ 5:33pm 
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