G.O.A.T. Answers and Outcomes Guide

This guide will show you how to get all of the possible outcomes for the G.O.A.T. test in Fallout 3

Clinical Test Subject

Question 1 Answer

• "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

Question 2 Answer

• "Scream for help"

Question 3 Answer

• "Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer"

Question 4 Answer

• "Pitcher"

Question 5 Answer

• "Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss."

Question 6 Answer

• "Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off."

Question 7 Answer

• "Large doses of anti-mutagen agent"

Question 8 Answer

• "Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka-Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious."

Question 9 Answer

• "Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves"

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"Interesting. "Clinical Test Subject"... sounds like something you should excel at. I guess you and your dad will be working together."

Fry Cook

Question 1 Answer

• "Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault."

Question 2 Answer

• "Amputate the foot before the infection spreads"

Question 3 Answer

• "Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate"

Question 4 Answer

• "Pitcher"

Question 5 Answer

• "Throw your tea in granny's face."

Question 6 Answer

• "Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door."

Question 7 Answer

• "Large doses of anti-mutagen agent"

Question 8 Answer

• "Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk"

Question 9 Answer

• "Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood."

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"Looks like the diner's going to get a new Fry Cook. I'll just say this once: hold the mustard, extra pickles. Ha ha ha."

Jukebox Technician

Question 1 Answer

• "Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant."

Question 2 Answer

• "Amputate the foot before the infection spreads"

Question 3 Answer

• "Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment"

Question 4 Answer

• "None, you wish the vault had a soccer team"

Question 5 Answer

• "Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss."

Question 6 Answer

• "Walk away, and let the old coot rot."

Question 7 Answer

• "Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion."

Question 8 Answer

• "Steal the comic book at gunpoint"

Question 9 Answer

• "Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood."

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"Thank goodness. We're finally getting a new Jukebox Technician. That thing hasn't worked right since old Joe Palmer passed."

Laundry Cannon Operator

Question 1 Answer

• "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

Question 2 Answer

• "Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities"

Question 3 Answer

• "Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be okay"

Question 4 Answer

• "None, you wish the vault had a soccer team"

Question 5 Answer

• "Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss."

Question 6 Answer

• "Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door."

Question 7 Answer

• "Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser"

Question 8 Answer

• "Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk"

Question 9 Answer

• "Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood."

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"Well according to this, you're in line to be trained as a laundry cannon operator. First time for everything indeed."

Little League Coach

I don't know how to get this one. I've tested trying to get this out with a number of different combinations and I've come up short. If someone finds the right combination feel free to post it in the comments below and I'll update this section.

Marriage Counselor

Question 1 Answer

• "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"

Question 2 Answer

• "Scream for help"

Question 3 Answer

• "Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer"

Question 4 Answer

• "Pitcher"

Question 5 Answer

• "Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life."

Question 6 Answer

• "Trade a Vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock."

Question 7 Answer

• "Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion."

Question 8 Answer

• "Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions"

Question 9 Answer

• "Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves"

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"Wow. Wow. Says here you're going to be the vault's Marriage Counselor. Almost makes me want to get married, just to be able to avail myself of your services."

Pedicurist

Question 1 Answer

• "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

Question 2 Answer

• "Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities"

Question 3 Answer

• "Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be okay"

Question 4 Answer

• "None, you wish the vault had a soccer team"

Question 5 Answer

• "Obey your elder and kill the Vault resident with the pistol."

Question 6 Answer

• "Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off."

Question 7 Answer

• "Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser"

Question 8 Answer

• "Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions"

Question 9 Answer

• "Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves"

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"It's nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed Manicurist, or even Masseuse. But apparently you're a foot person."

Pip-Boy Programmer

Question 1 Answer

• "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

Question 2 Answer

• "Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads"

Question 3 Answer

• "Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer"

Question 4 Answer

• "None, you wish the vault had a soccer team"

Question 5 Answer

• "Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life."

Question 6 Answer

• "Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off."

Question 7 Answer

• "Large doses of anti-mutagen agent"

Question 8 Answer

• "Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk"

Question 9 Answer

• "Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves"

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"Well, well. Pip-Boy Programmer, eh? Stanley will finally have someone to talk shop with."

Shift Supervisor

Question 1 Answer

• "Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant."

Question 2 Answer

• "Amputate the foot before the infection spreads"

Question 3 Answer

• "Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate"

Question 4 Answer

• "Pitcher"

Question 5 Answer

• "Obey your elder and kill the Vault resident with the pistol."

Question 6 Answer

• "Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door."

Question 7 Answer

• "Large doses of anti-mutagen agent"

Question 8 Answer

• "Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk"

Question 9 Answer

• "Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood."

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened."

Tattoo Artist

Question 1 Answer

• "Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault."

Question 2 Answer

• "Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads"

Question 3 Answer

• "Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer"

Question 4 Answer

• "Catcher"

Question 5 Answer

• "Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss."

Question 6 Answer

• "Go to the armory, retrieve a laser pistol, and blow the lock off."

Question 7 Answer

• "A bullet to the brain"

Question 8 Answer

• "Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk"

Question 9 Answer

• "Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood."

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"Huh. I wonder who will be brave enough to be your first customer as the vault's new Tattoo Artist? I promise it won't be me."

Vault Chaplain

Question 1 Answer

• "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"

Question 2 Answer

• "Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities"

Question 3 Answer

• "Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer"

Question 4 Answer

• "Designated Hitter"

Question 5 Answer

• "Offer your most prized possession for the resident's life."

Question 6 Answer

• "Trade a Vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock."

Question 7 Answer

• "Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion."

Question 8 Answer

• "Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions"

Question 9 Answer

• "Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves"

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, you're slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all."

Vault Loyalty Inspector

Question 1 Answer

• "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

Question 2 Answer

• "Amputate the foot before the infection spreads"

Question 3 Answer

• "Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer"

Question 4 Answer

• "Pitcher"

Question 5 Answer

• "Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss."

Question 6 Answer

• "Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door."

Question 7 Answer

• "Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser"

Question 8 Answer

• "Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions"

Question 9 Answer

• "Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he shaves"

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"Huh. "Vault Loyalty Inspector"... I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm?"

Waste Management Specialist

Question 1 Answer

• "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"

Question 2 Answer

• "Amputate the foot before the infection spreads"

Question 3 Answer

• "Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer"

Question 4 Answer

• "None, you wish the vault had a soccer team"

Question 5 Answer

• "Ask granny for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss."

Question 6 Answer

• "Trade a Vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock."

Question 7 Answer

• "A bullet to the brain"

Question 8 Answer

• "Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka-Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious."

Question 9 Answer

• "Put a firecracker in the toilet. That's sure to cause some chaos"

Question 10 Answer

• "The Overseer"

Mr. Brotch's comment
"It says here you're perfectly suited for a career as a Waste Management Specialist. A specialist, mind you, not just a dabbler. Congratulations!"

Conclusion

Thank you for checking out my guide. I hope it's useful and helps some of you who might want to get a specific outcome from the G.O.A.T. without the hassle of trial and error.

Enjoy the game and have fun!

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How to get Tattoo artist (i literally just did it in my game)


"Yeah? up yours too buddy!"

Restrain and watch

Steal the item and leave him there

Soccer team

Ask for a minigun

Leave him to rot

A bullet to the brain

Steal at gunpoint

Put a firecracker in the toilet

Me


TAG SKILLS: Science, small guns, unarmed

[Carnage]

The answer for tatto artist keep giving me fry cook

[Hex: Danger Close]

as a youngin when this came out all i ever got was vault chaplain. how times have changed.

[NotAHacker]

i got pip boy programmer

[txmadhatter]

imma do the shift supervisor (i want to try to become the overseer)

[txmadhatter]

or it could be a dlc

[txmadhatter]

gravedust they could of changed them. try something else

[Gravedust]

The answers for Tattoo Artist give the result Fry Cook. :(

[Dragon_Code_X]

You can also give different answers to get different results. I got Vault chaplain but I chose different responses.

[Madotsuki]

ohh... I seriously tought everyone would get waste managers without the game actually having in mind the answers, funny thing